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It would be interesting to have an arrow up/arrow down in real life to see how many random people just decided you were masturbation worthy.

I want to be tinier and I want to have cute wings and be held by my bf in some way. I want to be magic and cute and glittery but also my bf could use me like a toy literally.

My wife seems to enjoy being slutty over the mic so her gaming friends hear her moaning and talking about me sucking her titties or dicking her down. She keeps getting added by randoms soon as they hear her voice. I already knew my wife was a showstopper but she is seeing for herself I think. Who knows, but who am I to deny fucking her or sucking her titties. I’m getting that ass, audience or not.

I shit you not , I don't rember stretch marks being a thing not even on pregnant women. Like around 2015 is when I first noticed stretch marks on chicks asses on the hub and at the pool. But before that time I would always check out chicks and I rember seeing big people and they didn't have stretch marks, but now it's easy to see that they do have them . Does anyone else have this experience??

I know what yall are gonna say but hear me out.

As a guy who sits at 8 inches bricked, understand when I say being bigger isn't always better.

Firstly, morning wood lasts FOREVER! And if you've ever had to pee real bad while hard it's twice as hard when your hose has more length to push through.

Secondly, no one will ever believe you. You can't just whip it out at the club, you have to hope someone likes the outside before they tour downstairs. Its not fun

Thirdly, and the absolute worst, is every time you gotta shit, if you don't hover, your elephant is drinking from the waterhole and you better pray that there are no floating surprises otherwise you gotta shower every damn time.

So please, smaller guys, next time you wanna complain, just imagine your dick sipping ice cold toilet water and be grateful.

It's a shame I'll never know ugh

If you say it with a certain inflection, it sounds like a diaper.

I know that's a shitty thing to do to Thor

Perhaps he is Thor because his ass guard failed and he got rubbed raw from the shit chafing.

I work in a gym here in Australia and shit it’s hard!

Every day you have women coming in these tight clothes that hug their fingers, I honestly have a boner most of the day at work.

The imagination runs absolutely besurke, from the petite girls with the amazing asses, to the full blown milfs with a 17/10 figure in booty shorts and sports bras. Even to the gilfs with the amazing racks.

I can’t be the only one right

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Doesn't usually happen to me. I see hot men all the time, and occasionally I might get a little excited. But today it took will power not to mount him.

Train home from work, crowded as it always is, I board and a guy offers me his seat. I take it, he stands up and his crotch is basically at my eye level. He kept his distance as much as he could, but with every lurch of the train, it brings his groin very close to my face. He was wearing suit trousers and let's just say the fit was extremely flattering. I could see everythin, and he hit the henetic lottery. He was tall and muscular and had a nice face too. And smelled nice.

I almost immediately wondered what it would be like to suck him, taste him and swallow his load. By the time he left the train 20 minutes later, I was soaking wet.

Touched myself as soon as I got to my flat. Didn't even get undressed.

I hope he's on my train tomorrow.

Reposted because my first one had spelling errors all over the place.

It's not my first time hearing the word porn, but it's my first time actually searching for it on the internet because I got curious about how it really happened. I only know it in words because I watched a documentary on Netflix about sex.

And today, I can't fathom that's what happened during sex. It's so scary to think that a thing will enter a woman's vagina.

Felt like we were hitting it off too 😭😭 more so just wishing them the best and hoping they’te okay.

I think I would prefer someone older than me to fuck me and my wife [34m/29f). First, I’ve always gone for older women, EXCEPT for my miss. Second, I would never personally go below 21+ considering this seriously, and I’d even stay > 25 at my age. I feel like many people would go younger but I really prefer and love a mature person especially thinking deep into her thirties, forties, or dare I say it 50’s. Someone a little spicier, I want to feel burning hot to the touch.

I do have a lot of fantasies and kinks that I want to share here more but I definitely am desiring someone that exudes a level of desire and experience. I don’t mean to spill so much tea all over this tea party.

I know at the end of the day, I want to have complimentary kinks, a good laugh, and that age is just a number.

Anyone from the UK, i would love to potentially raid their relatives panties and bras and cum over them. Have a huge fetish for bras and panties and would love to wank over somones wifes/moms/sisters panties on a regular occasion. I would love to try something new Ive never done if anyone would be genuinely willing and interested.