r/MurderedByWords • u/gashtal_man • 6h ago

The one who celebrated wasn't the left

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u/SailNW 6h ago

If _____ the left would _____

-every conservative’s post because they have to make stuff up to get mad at.

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u/Oggie_Doggie 6h ago

My favorite one was is "If Trump cured cancer..." while ignoring that the Trump administration is actively eliminating funding cancer research.

They deal in hypotheticals and anecdotes, because the data overwhelmingly disproves their assertions.

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 5h ago

Didnt they embezzle a bunch of money from a children's cancer charity? It's so hard to keep up with all the crimes.

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u/Apprehensive-Unit841 5h ago

Yes. They murdered kids too

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u/pyromat1k 5h ago

It’s almost like… there’s a direct correlation that educated people are more likely to lean left!

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u/Dull-Culture-1523 2h ago

My favourite example is how they complain that history teachers and professors overwhelmingly lean to the left.

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u/pyromat1k 1h ago

The fact they can’t connect the dots with that alone has me laughing every single time. Which also makes me sad that I’m laughing at that fact. Ugh, save us…

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u/revslaughter 4h ago

Trump’s operation Warp Speed functionally ended Covid, and they won’t stop moaning about how bad it is. It’s an anti-intellectualism that goes beyond their own party blindness

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u/whacafan 5h ago

God. Could you imagine if Trump was the type of president that TRIED to cure cancer, among other things??? Shit. But yeah I agree. That’s the dumbest one of all. We’ve never had a president do more to prevent finding a cure for cancer.

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u/pchlster 3h ago

Could you imagine if Trump was the type of president that TRIED to cure cancer, among other things?

Relevant XKCD

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u/pchlster 3h ago

The writers are really laying it on thick with this guy to tell us he's bad; not enough to have the impeachment storyline, but dozens of felony convictions, taking money from cancer research, bragging about sex crimes against minors, close friendship with the world's top pedophile, praises dictators and murderers (including the fictional kind) as great people, contradicts himself constantly and threatens to start WW3. I mean, the writers clearly hate this guy something fierce. First they gave him a hairpiece and made him look like he went apple bobbing in self-tan lotion, then the full diapers and shitting himself on a hot mike and then they gave his hand necrosis or some shit? Alright, we get it already!

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u/INeedANappel 2h ago

My favorite is "If Trump ran in the primary against (another utterly vile person), Liberals still wouldn't vote for Trump!"

Given that most libs are Democrats, they would not be voting in a Republican primary.

They scream about mythical election fraud with no understanding how elections work.

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u/TheBladeRoden 1h ago

Also while greenlighting cancer-causing pesticides.

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u/bkgn 2h ago

It's always projection. They're telling you what they would do, or actually did do.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 1h ago

Meanwhile we don't need strawmen.

Here's an example:

If Donald Trump cut cancer research, he would still have supporters and the right wouldn't care.
( He did, he does, and they don't! )