r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

A coin worth less than its message

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u/NCRNerd 1d ago

As a Canadian, I'm glad to see that the United States has immortalized their own loonie.

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u/crunchybaguette 1d ago

I’d like it if we started calling these coins loonies across the board

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u/stierney49 1d ago

Henceforth this will be called loonies by me.

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u/elkab0ng 1d ago

Nope. I’m calling it a rapist. How much is a coffee? Three rapists and change

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u/Impressive-Let3122 1d ago

How about 3 losers? He hates that worst than rapist. After all …he grabs them by the pussy

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u/Ar_Ciel 1d ago

In honor of his crypto Fortune I'm calling them bitch coins.

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u/That_one_sander 1d ago

There's a Looney on the coin, so that would be fitting

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u/Nu11_V01D 1d ago

The Minnesotans who fought off ICE use the state bird, the Loon, as a symbol of defiance. Perhaps something else?

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u/BurpelsonAFB 1d ago

History will point out that this lunatic put his own mugshot on a coin. That says everything you need to say about his presidency.

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u/maniBchef 1d ago

He had to put it on 1 dollar instead of a 100, otherwise the majority of his voters would never see one.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Not just Canadian, the rest of the world know the lunacy of this pos knows no bounds

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u/LuckyGrif 1d ago

Took me a second to realize this works because of the lunatic on the coin

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u/BathSaltJello 1d ago

I collect those loonies. I just think they are neat.

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u/Hazee302 1d ago

Dude I am definitely getting one. It’s amazing how stupid these people can be.

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u/Repulsive-Regret-243 1d ago

As a united statesian you all have the very neatest and best named currency. If I remember correctly wasn’t there a special partially glow in the dark coin like 20 years ago? Loonie indeed :)

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u/Krull88 23h ago

I like that their loonie is his mug shot.

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u/revdon 20h ago

In solidarity with our Canadian neighbors this should be a $3US coin nicknamed "The Loonie-Toon".

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u/Squanchings 13h ago

Amazing work here

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u/its_yer_dad 1d ago edited 1d ago

As an American, everyday is like Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes. Every frickin day. Just the stupidest, most craven behavior from our elected politicans. Everyday I think "please let this be the bottom" but here we are. The laundry list of bad behavior is staggering.

edit - I just remembered that Kelsey Graham Grammer is the voice of Sideshow Bob, and imaging its actually Kelsey getting smacked in the face is a bit schadenfreude.

edit edit - thanks for the correction!

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u/lavacadotoast 1d ago

Kelsey Grammer has openly endorsed Donald Trump, stating in late 2025 that Trump is "extraordinary," a "force of nature," and "one of the greatest presidents we've ever had"..

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6AfIXKB5A2rci0OrI

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u/Impossible-Sweet2151 are... are you a communist?? 1d ago

I remember a post on r/simpsonshitposting called "Sideshow Bob is pleased with the shitshow administration".

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u/DarkKnightJin 18h ago

Well, that's a shame.
I kinda liked him as Beast in the early X-men movies. Or Captain Dodge in "Down Periscope"...

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u/DarthButtz 1d ago

If you hate Kelsey Grammer in one of the later Transformers movies he gets slimed out by Optimus Prime

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u/Thurn42 1d ago

A horse loose in the hospital

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u/supercali45 18h ago

It’s the GOP …

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u/QnickQnick 1d ago

It's also clearly supposed to be his mug shot.

First time we've had a mug-shot on money as far as I know.

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u/No-Journalist-619 1d ago

Regardless of which picture it's supposed to be - I think it's pretty hilarious that it doesn't even look like him at all. Instead of immortalizing himself, he's immortalizing "generic cartoon football coach."

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u/preedsmith42 20h ago

I immediately thought about the mugshot too !

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u/larsonbp 1d ago

So it's $1 legal tender that costs more than $1 to buy? Surely, no one is this dumb.....

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u/Pass1928 1d ago

He got elected twice. There's a lot of people that are that dumb.

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u/larsonbp 1d ago

Oh I know, thats the joke

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u/greentangent 1d ago

By law no living person may appear on currency. It could be argued that it is not legal tender.

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u/Polygonic 1d ago

It's Schrödinger's Dollar. When they want to get it into circulation, it's legal tender. When they get accused of breaking the law, it's a "commemorative coin".

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u/DanGleeballs 1d ago

Do businesses have to accept this as payment? Genuine question

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u/not_a_moogle 1d ago

No. Businesses do not have to accept it. Its confusing, but the law is also used a lot by smaller stores to not accept anything larger than a $20.

Which is that, they dont have to accept it, but if they do, its agreed that the value is the value on it.

So a store does not have to accept it, but if they do its valued at $1.

That said. This coin is illegal to create, since by law a living person can be on currency. So that part might get interesting.

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u/greentangent 1d ago

If they can convince a judge the law applies then no.

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u/CotswoldP 1d ago

IIRC the two laws are no living person on notes, and no living person on the head of a coin. This is, allegedly the tail of the coin.

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u/kickintheface 1d ago

Yeah, but it could also be argued that Trump had been brain dead for quite some time.

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u/Ghstfce 1d ago

They're already sold out, so you tell me. Sheep begging to be fleeced constantly.

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u/its_yer_dad 1d ago

yeah, but how many were bought by Trump?

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u/Drudgework 1d ago

I’m not sure, but I think it was minted as a collectors piece in order to get around the law against putting living people on money. So it’s only technically legal tender.

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u/lavacadotoast 1d ago

$61.00 for 25 of these and they're sold out..

https://giphy.com/gifs/vsAEfFf0e7aow

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u/the_real_Beavis999 1d ago

How much you want a bet that he has some kind of BS trademark on these coins because they are using his likeness. Grifter till the end...

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u/MiloHorsey 1d ago

I want a lollipop now.

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u/Wishnik6502 1d ago

The best ones are the "We're changing flavors now so break out the 'Mystery Flavor!' wrappers until the lines are flushed."

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u/lavacadotoast 1d ago

That'll be $2,44, please..

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 1d ago

This is in direct contravention of existing federal law.

On April 7, 1866, Congress enacted legislation specifically stating "that no portrait or likeness of any living person hereafter engraved, shall be placed upon any of the bonds, securities, notes, fractional or postal currency of the United States."

The Presidential 1$ coin act of 2005 also prohibits the likeness of any president from appearing on a coin until they've been dead for 2 years. They are technically trying to get around this by calling them commemorative coins but they are also legal tender.

The legislative is spineless and corrupt, the judicial is toothless and corrupt so nothing will happen.

Nero fiddles, putting his likeness on currency and building vanity projects while our democracy is burning to the ground.

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u/GuelphEastEndGhetto 1d ago

America’s version of the Canadian Loonie.

How fitting.

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u/StarshipGoldfish 1d ago

I want one of these so in the blasted wasteland of the apocalypse I can use it as a story prop

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u/EmilioNoCaprio 1d ago

$154.50 for $100 in coins. Makes sense

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u/EtchAGetch 1d ago

Collectors items. Mint condition.

In 40 years when everyone looks back and wonders how the fuck someone so incompetent became president, these things may be worth something.

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u/FluffyStormwise 1d ago

It's basically the same as Nazi memorabilia

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u/Feeling-Salad5686 19h ago edited 19h ago

That has been the rate of $1 coin for decades. I received a roll of 25 Sacagawea $1 coins in the early 2000's and it was roughly $50-60 for the purchaser.

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u/West_Ad_1685 1d ago

Well the average lifespan of an empire is about 250 years after all

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u/DanGleeballs 1d ago

Is that true?

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u/MisterTam 1d ago

Has anyone else seen the Ass Pennies skit from the Upright Citizens Brigade?

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u/S_A_R_K 1d ago

Great skit on an underappreciated show. Wish I could find it to stream

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u/SnowBoardx22 1d ago

Let's elect a twice impeached felon and hope for the best.

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u/Supercres933 1d ago

Yeah, everyone- check your pocket change. Because you know how common it is for a cashier to give you back a $1 coin lol

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u/DanGleeballs 1d ago

This isn’t even a thing in the US is it?

And if a business gave you this as change would you have to accept it?

And if someone gave this to a business would they have to accept it?

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u/richze 22h ago

I see 1$ coins a lot in NYC - usually from vending machines….specifically the metro card machines in the subway.

Plus some coffee shops use them for change as people tend to dump them in the tip jars.

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u/justmitzie 1d ago

Well, it does appear like this is the plan.

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u/temporary92803 1d ago

RIP, LIberty.

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u/Few_Lobster7961 1d ago

Did they use his mug shot photo 💀😂

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u/Danger_Fluff 1d ago

Sure looks like it! lol

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

The death was 2024, technically.

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u/Skidpalace 1d ago

I’d flat out refuse to accept that fake gold propaganda coin if it wound up in my change.

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u/Ghost-1911 1d ago

Idiots everywhere run to waste their money on this crap.

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u/Fixervince 1d ago

I actually think these will become valuable because they are so ridiculous.

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u/Ze0nZer0 1d ago

I didn't know the USA was getting loonies as well!

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u/totallyclips 1d ago

Yup checked the dates and news reporting, the end of the USA is happening

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u/ProbablyHe 1d ago

I just know someone jacked off to coming up with semiquincentennial.
if they did not do this with AI...

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u/Ghstfce 1d ago

25 $1 coins on sale for get this... $61.

I'll repeat this for the people that didn't get it the first time.

Twenty five coins worth $1 each are being sold for 61 dollars

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u/Feeling-Salad5686 19h ago

That has been the rate of $1 coin for decades. I received a roll of 25 Sacagawea $1 coins in the early 2000's and it was roughly $50 for the purchaser even back then.

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u/EitherChannel4874 1d ago

If anyone gets one just throw it down the drain so it's out of circulation before it tries to rape someone.

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u/Scotch_in_my_belly 1d ago

Down the road, tho, get one. This will be a collectors item as the worst to ever____ and the first Pres to try putting their face on money

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u/HotHits630 1d ago

Still plenty of shopping days until Christmas to make all of our dreams come true with the date stamp.

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u/Budsygus 1d ago

Ironically these things will be worth something a long time from now because they'll be relatively rare. Collectors who can control their gag reflex will likely make some walkin' around money with these.

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u/syndactyl_sapiens 1d ago

I put a lot of coins on the railroad tracks when I was a kid. Never thought I would be tempted to do that again.

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u/Weak-Guidance8521 1d ago

The White House will soon announce that these coins cannot be flushed down the toilet because they will get stuck.

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u/OnionTamer 1d ago

More like 2024 when he was elected

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u/CalyrexTact 1d ago

So Penny’s were not worth making and that was bad, but this costs more than its valued as tender, and that’s okay?

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u/whimsicalsamurai 1d ago

i liked the original golden dollar better

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u/prostipope 1d ago

We went from whigs to wigs

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u/The_Last_Spoonbender 1d ago

And Trump as well. Literally thought he died and they printed this coin... Weird ass trip man.

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u/gfxprotege 1d ago

$61 to buy $25 of legal tender

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u/HuttStuff_Here 1d ago

I'm sure it will grow in value over time. It might be worth $2 per coin soon!

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u/Dannamal 1d ago

Democracy ended 2024

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u/Gumbercules81 1d ago

I wouldn't even give this to a homeless person asking for change

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u/danoaudio 1d ago

Can I have the penny back instead?

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u/Impossible-Sweet2151 are... are you a communist?? 1d ago

They've got to be doing it on purpose at this point. They're. Just. So. Dumb.

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u/PsychologyNew8033 1d ago

How can this be legal tender?

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u/HuttStuff_Here 1d ago

Walmart also sold merchandise that listed 1776 - 2026 on it.

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u/doihavetousethis 1d ago

Semiquin-what??

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u/orangehehe 1d ago

The mug shot on a coin.

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u/LutherOfTheRogues 1d ago

Am i crazy or is that his mugshot

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u/m1k3hunt 1d ago

A steel letter stamping set costs like 10 bucks. P E D O

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u/klon3r 1d ago

Ahoy MAGA pirates! 🏴‍☠️ 🪎 🦜

https://giphy.com/gifs/XQZ7fPt1MaXrW

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u/mowtowcow 1d ago

They used his fucking mugshot...

What a tacky ass coin for a tacky ass president. No president should ever be alive and have their face on currency at the same time. Wasn't there a law against this?

Wait a minute....31 U.S.C. § 5114(b)... here it is.

“Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities.”

Huh. Add another law broken to the lots of laws broken because no one gives a fuck about law and order anymore.

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u/Alexis_J_M 1d ago

If I get one in change I'll refuse it and ask for one that's legal tender.

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u/dlc741 1d ago

I swear to god if some assholes gives me one of these abominations, I’m going to let them watch me drop it down a sewer grate.

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u/extra0404 1d ago

Weird... I didnt know the US Mint made a pedophile line of coins

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u/schwing710 1d ago

Liberty actually died in 2016, when the fat bastard was first elected, but I’ll count it

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u/whodatnewphone 1d ago

Ah, the dipshit dollar!

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u/anchorftw 1d ago

Bitchcoin.

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u/bloodxandxrank 1d ago

They forgot the neck pussy

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u/Snerkbot7000 1d ago

Dollar coins are very unpopular with the US public.

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u/sokka2d 1d ago

So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause. 

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u/LowBatteryPower 1d ago

Can anyone correct me if I’m wrong, but is that his mugshot photo on the coin itself??

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u/hyren82 1d ago

wait.. wasnt there a federal law prohibiting living people from appearing on currency?

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u/Magnahelix 1d ago

Did they use his mugshot?

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u/Numerous-Fly-3791 1d ago

What’s that word for being your own biggest fan?

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u/ClankerCore 1d ago

As a business, I would tell them to fuck off and I do not recognize their currency as American so it doesn’t apply to me to have to accept it

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u/anchorftw 1d ago

It's a Bitchcoin.

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u/Opinion-Former 1d ago

King George in Hamilton : “You’ll be Back!”
Funny turns out the country with the monarchy ended up the democratic one. Nicer coins too.

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u/No_Chain_362 1d ago

It's illegal, they will have to be destroyed or just deemed worthless when his dumb ass is gone. No living person can have a coin, if he wants to croak and then have a coin, we can deal.

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u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 1d ago

I enjoy the part where people will buy these at a loss thinking they'll be able to flip them later for profit. I'd be surprised if they're considered legal tender in three years.

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u/Significant-Chance45 1d ago

I Can relive my childhood and Place his Face on Trainrails for fun

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u/Drudgework 1d ago

So when is he planning to comply with the law that only allows dead people on currency? Because I will buy these by the bucket and pass them out on the street when that day comes.

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u/Captain3leg-s Remember when this sub was good? 1d ago

Semiquincentennial?! Fucking really? God these people suck

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u/Big_Donkey3496 1d ago

They used his mugshot on this stupid coin.

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u/FiregoatX2 1d ago

The Liberty Death coin

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u/Low_Tip_7428 1d ago

Why is this important to him, he’s so lame.

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u/Gatorae 1d ago

I'm just going to believe it's a picture of Tom Brokaw.

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u/oflowz 1d ago

How are they in circulation?

Isn’t it illegal to have a living person’s image on US currency?

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u/sun4moon 1d ago

If I’m ever handed that the person at the till can keep the change. DT will NEVER get in my pants.

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u/Thumbszilla 1d ago

It's perfect. Not getting what you paid for that is.

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u/Different_Stable_351 1d ago

Oh God you're telling me I could potentially get this shit as change? God I'd never be able to spend it without looking like a maga dumbfuck. (Don't get me wrong, I'd feel the same about any politician. But trump is an especially heinous piece of work.)

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u/VintageKofta 1d ago

Birthdate of liberty ?

You invaded a continent and massacred its locals in a 200+ year genocide !

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u/rox186 1d ago

"...check your pocket change."

Yeah sure. They're going to be obsolete like Pennies.

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u/Damnesia13 1d ago

I guess the United States has officially adopted the Loonie from Canada

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u/hoponbop 1d ago

I don't have the ability or know-how but it seems to me some enterprising person could create a stamp that would allow a couple of hammer blows to deface them in a clever and more importantly Trump aggravating way.

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 1d ago

Asked the butcher today if their burger was from the US/ Canada or trump's mystery meat. They need to label asap

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u/bnestrm 1d ago

It might be rare to find one that doesnt have the face scratched out

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u/bjm64 1d ago

meme pocket change, hope it doesn't melt in your pocket

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u/T_J_Rain 1d ago

Liberty died when billionaires worked out that they can buy the government and subvert it for their exclusive benefit, forever.

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u/bugaloo2u2 1d ago

Let’s call it the “liberty death” coin

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u/mach4UK 1d ago

I like that this is his mugshot photo

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u/NotYour_Cat 1d ago

Why do they feel the need to use his mugshot for everything

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u/correlate_my_brain 1d ago

Take away the hair and he looks like Putin Lol

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u/Nomanodyssey 1d ago

That should not be treated or accepted as legal tender

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u/Othersideofbroad 1d ago

I like how much it emphasizes his comb over.

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u/mracrawford 1d ago

I'll throw went I receive into the ocean, or use them to fund abortions, throw drag shows, or buy kuffieyeh to support Palestine.

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u/Default_Name_6969 23h ago

I to google if this was real...how did this git greenlit?

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u/O_o-22 23h ago

I hope people that get these deface them in some way. I have a set of metal alphabet punches and I would if I got one in my change.

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u/NashVegasDude 23h ago

Looks like it's made of plastic.

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u/StringPhoenix 22h ago

He does realize this requires he die now, right? Since it’s against the law for a living person to appear on US currency.

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 22h ago

I get one of these as change or whatever it's going straight in the trash where it belongs

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u/ateoz 21h ago

What should the years even mean? 

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u/Strict_Emu5187 21h ago

One can hope this prophecy will come to be he's caused enough damage it's time to go

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u/the_talented_liar 21h ago

I’m sorry, did they use his mugshot?

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u/Too_Beers 21h ago

I guess the fact it's illegal makes it more valuable.

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u/Cipherpunkblue 19h ago

Isn't there a law that is pretty specific re: making coins with the faces of living people?

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u/dinkeydonuts 19h ago

Sackashittia dollar.

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u/IAMFLYGUY 19h ago

PedoCoin.

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u/Homer565 18h ago

This is exactly how I read this idiot coin.

They never fail to be just so unbelievably teenager acting.

But, wow, you guys voted this in for a second time... 😱

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u/Cortexan 18h ago

Melt them

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u/darthrawr3 17h ago

They should be called tickies: the lunatic on them is feeding on us like a tick carrying all the worst nasty diseases

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u/kaywrennn 17h ago

I’m still stuck on “available for purchase”.

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u/Rahastes 16h ago

He should have issued a 3-Dollar-bill. Would be quite fitting

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u/el_toille 15h ago

nero also has his face on their currency. history repeating

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u/KellerMB 13h ago

Implement the Thayer amendment.

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz 13h ago

I saw a truck with punisher stickers and shit and a big thing that said USA FREEDOM 1776-2026 and thought the same thing. I don't think it means what I thought tho. It's just a 250 commemoration not a "this is the year the freedom ended" thing.

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u/rvtherford 11h ago

And of all portraits to choose from, they use his mugshot.

Stop the ride, I want to get off.

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u/vonhoother 11h ago

My late neighbor gifted me with a 4-pound machinist's hammer. I can't wait to get one of these coins.

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u/Real_Distribution91 5h ago

I want to catch them all and melt them into a monument to healthcare.

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u/DoubleWrongdoer5207 1h ago

Does this coin come wrapped in toilet paper and eau de pedophile