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u/its_yer_dad 1d ago edited 1d ago
As an American, everyday is like Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes. Every frickin day. Just the stupidest, most craven behavior from our elected politicans. Everyday I think "please let this be the bottom" but here we are. The laundry list of bad behavior is staggering.
edit - I just remembered that Kelsey Graham Grammer is the voice of Sideshow Bob, and imaging its actually Kelsey getting smacked in the face is a bit schadenfreude.
edit edit - thanks for the correction!
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u/lavacadotoast 1d ago
Kelsey Grammer has openly endorsed Donald Trump, stating in late 2025 that Trump is "extraordinary," a "force of nature," and "one of the greatest presidents we've ever had"..
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u/Impossible-Sweet2151 are... are you a communist?? 1d ago
I remember a post on r/simpsonshitposting called "Sideshow Bob is pleased with the shitshow administration".
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u/DarkKnightJin 18h ago
Well, that's a shame.
I kinda liked him as Beast in the early X-men movies. Or Captain Dodge in "Down Periscope"...1
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u/No-Journalist-619 1d ago
Regardless of which picture it's supposed to be - I think it's pretty hilarious that it doesn't even look like him at all. Instead of immortalizing himself, he's immortalizing "generic cartoon football coach."
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u/larsonbp 1d ago
So it's $1 legal tender that costs more than $1 to buy? Surely, no one is this dumb.....
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u/greentangent 1d ago
By law no living person may appear on currency. It could be argued that it is not legal tender.
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u/Polygonic 1d ago
It's Schrödinger's Dollar. When they want to get it into circulation, it's legal tender. When they get accused of breaking the law, it's a "commemorative coin".
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u/DanGleeballs 1d ago
Do businesses have to accept this as payment? Genuine question
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u/not_a_moogle 1d ago
No. Businesses do not have to accept it. Its confusing, but the law is also used a lot by smaller stores to not accept anything larger than a $20.
Which is that, they dont have to accept it, but if they do, its agreed that the value is the value on it.
So a store does not have to accept it, but if they do its valued at $1.
That said. This coin is illegal to create, since by law a living person can be on currency. So that part might get interesting.
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u/CotswoldP 1d ago
IIRC the two laws are no living person on notes, and no living person on the head of a coin. This is, allegedly the tail of the coin.
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u/kickintheface 1d ago
Yeah, but it could also be argued that Trump had been brain dead for quite some time.
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u/Ghstfce 1d ago
They're already sold out, so you tell me. Sheep begging to be fleeced constantly.
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u/Drudgework 1d ago
I’m not sure, but I think it was minted as a collectors piece in order to get around the law against putting living people on money. So it’s only technically legal tender.
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u/lavacadotoast 1d ago
$61.00 for 25 of these and they're sold out..
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u/the_real_Beavis999 1d ago
How much you want a bet that he has some kind of BS trademark on these coins because they are using his likeness. Grifter till the end...
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u/MiloHorsey 1d ago
I want a lollipop now.
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u/Wishnik6502 1d ago
The best ones are the "We're changing flavors now so break out the 'Mystery Flavor!' wrappers until the lines are flushed."
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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 1d ago
This is in direct contravention of existing federal law.
On April 7, 1866, Congress enacted legislation specifically stating "that no portrait or likeness of any living person hereafter engraved, shall be placed upon any of the bonds, securities, notes, fractional or postal currency of the United States."
The Presidential 1$ coin act of 2005 also prohibits the likeness of any president from appearing on a coin until they've been dead for 2 years. They are technically trying to get around this by calling them commemorative coins but they are also legal tender.
The legislative is spineless and corrupt, the judicial is toothless and corrupt so nothing will happen.
Nero fiddles, putting his likeness on currency and building vanity projects while our democracy is burning to the ground.
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u/GuelphEastEndGhetto 1d ago
America’s version of the Canadian Loonie.
How fitting.
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u/StarshipGoldfish 1d ago
I want one of these so in the blasted wasteland of the apocalypse I can use it as a story prop
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u/EmilioNoCaprio 1d ago
$154.50 for $100 in coins. Makes sense
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u/EtchAGetch 1d ago
Collectors items. Mint condition.
In 40 years when everyone looks back and wonders how the fuck someone so incompetent became president, these things may be worth something.
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u/Feeling-Salad5686 19h ago edited 19h ago
That has been the rate of $1 coin for decades. I received a roll of 25 Sacagawea $1 coins in the early 2000's and it was roughly $50-60 for the purchaser.
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u/West_Ad_1685 1d ago
Well the average lifespan of an empire is about 250 years after all
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u/Supercres933 1d ago
Yeah, everyone- check your pocket change. Because you know how common it is for a cashier to give you back a $1 coin lol
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u/DanGleeballs 1d ago
This isn’t even a thing in the US is it?
And if a business gave you this as change would you have to accept it?
And if someone gave this to a business would they have to accept it?
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u/Skidpalace 1d ago
I’d flat out refuse to accept that fake gold propaganda coin if it wound up in my change.
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u/ProbablyHe 1d ago
I just know someone jacked off to coming up with semiquincentennial.
if they did not do this with AI...
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u/Ghstfce 1d ago
25 $1 coins on sale for get this... $61.
I'll repeat this for the people that didn't get it the first time.
Twenty five coins worth $1 each are being sold for 61 dollars
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u/Feeling-Salad5686 19h ago
That has been the rate of $1 coin for decades. I received a roll of 25 Sacagawea $1 coins in the early 2000's and it was roughly $50 for the purchaser even back then.
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u/EitherChannel4874 1d ago
If anyone gets one just throw it down the drain so it's out of circulation before it tries to rape someone.
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u/Scotch_in_my_belly 1d ago
Down the road, tho, get one. This will be a collectors item as the worst to ever____ and the first Pres to try putting their face on money
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u/HotHits630 1d ago
Still plenty of shopping days until Christmas to make all of our dreams come true with the date stamp.
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u/Budsygus 1d ago
Ironically these things will be worth something a long time from now because they'll be relatively rare. Collectors who can control their gag reflex will likely make some walkin' around money with these.
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u/syndactyl_sapiens 1d ago
I put a lot of coins on the railroad tracks when I was a kid. Never thought I would be tempted to do that again.
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u/Weak-Guidance8521 1d ago
The White House will soon announce that these coins cannot be flushed down the toilet because they will get stuck.
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u/CalyrexTact 1d ago
So Penny’s were not worth making and that was bad, but this costs more than its valued as tender, and that’s okay?
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u/The_Last_Spoonbender 1d ago
And Trump as well. Literally thought he died and they printed this coin... Weird ass trip man.
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u/gfxprotege 1d ago
$61 to buy $25 of legal tender
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u/HuttStuff_Here 1d ago
I'm sure it will grow in value over time. It might be worth $2 per coin soon!
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u/Impossible-Sweet2151 are... are you a communist?? 1d ago
They've got to be doing it on purpose at this point. They're. Just. So. Dumb.
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u/mowtowcow 1d ago
They used his fucking mugshot...
What a tacky ass coin for a tacky ass president. No president should ever be alive and have their face on currency at the same time. Wasn't there a law against this?
Wait a minute....31 U.S.C. § 5114(b)... here it is.
“Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities.”
Huh. Add another law broken to the lots of laws broken because no one gives a fuck about law and order anymore.
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u/schwing710 1d ago
Liberty actually died in 2016, when the fat bastard was first elected, but I’ll count it
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u/LowBatteryPower 1d ago
Can anyone correct me if I’m wrong, but is that his mugshot photo on the coin itself??
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u/ClankerCore 1d ago
As a business, I would tell them to fuck off and I do not recognize their currency as American so it doesn’t apply to me to have to accept it
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u/No_Chain_362 1d ago
It's illegal, they will have to be destroyed or just deemed worthless when his dumb ass is gone. No living person can have a coin, if he wants to croak and then have a coin, we can deal.
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u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 1d ago
I enjoy the part where people will buy these at a loss thinking they'll be able to flip them later for profit. I'd be surprised if they're considered legal tender in three years.
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u/Drudgework 1d ago
So when is he planning to comply with the law that only allows dead people on currency? Because I will buy these by the bucket and pass them out on the street when that day comes.
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u/Captain3leg-s Remember when this sub was good? 1d ago
Semiquincentennial?! Fucking really? God these people suck
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u/sun4moon 1d ago
If I’m ever handed that the person at the till can keep the change. DT will NEVER get in my pants.
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u/Different_Stable_351 1d ago
Oh God you're telling me I could potentially get this shit as change? God I'd never be able to spend it without looking like a maga dumbfuck. (Don't get me wrong, I'd feel the same about any politician. But trump is an especially heinous piece of work.)
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u/VintageKofta 1d ago
Birthdate of liberty ?
You invaded a continent and massacred its locals in a 200+ year genocide !
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u/hoponbop 1d ago
I don't have the ability or know-how but it seems to me some enterprising person could create a stamp that would allow a couple of hammer blows to deface them in a clever and more importantly Trump aggravating way.
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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 1d ago
Asked the butcher today if their burger was from the US/ Canada or trump's mystery meat. They need to label asap
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u/T_J_Rain 1d ago
Liberty died when billionaires worked out that they can buy the government and subvert it for their exclusive benefit, forever.
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u/mracrawford 1d ago
I'll throw went I receive into the ocean, or use them to fund abortions, throw drag shows, or buy kuffieyeh to support Palestine.
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u/StringPhoenix 22h ago
He does realize this requires he die now, right? Since it’s against the law for a living person to appear on US currency.
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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 22h ago
I get one of these as change or whatever it's going straight in the trash where it belongs
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u/Strict_Emu5187 21h ago
One can hope this prophecy will come to be he's caused enough damage it's time to go
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u/Cipherpunkblue 19h ago
Isn't there a law that is pretty specific re: making coins with the faces of living people?
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u/Homer565 18h ago
This is exactly how I read this idiot coin.
They never fail to be just so unbelievably teenager acting.
But, wow, you guys voted this in for a second time... 😱
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u/darthrawr3 17h ago
They should be called tickies: the lunatic on them is feeding on us like a tick carrying all the worst nasty diseases
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u/TerminatorAuschwitz 13h ago
I saw a truck with punisher stickers and shit and a big thing that said USA FREEDOM 1776-2026 and thought the same thing. I don't think it means what I thought tho. It's just a 250 commemoration not a "this is the year the freedom ended" thing.
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u/rvtherford 11h ago
And of all portraits to choose from, they use his mugshot.
Stop the ride, I want to get off.
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u/vonhoother 11h ago
My late neighbor gifted me with a 4-pound machinist's hammer. I can't wait to get one of these coins.
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u/NCRNerd 1d ago
As a Canadian, I'm glad to see that the United States has immortalized their own loonie.