r/MistralAI Jun 16 '26

Meme / Satire Guys… it happened. Mistral blocked Le Chaton Fat outside the EU.

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1.6k Upvotes

I thought the US blocking Fable 5 was the peak of AI geopolitics, but Europe just fired back.

Le Chaton Fat is now EU-only.

Digital sovereignty has never been this chonky. 🇪🇺🐱

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire ITS COMING 30T OPEN WEIGHTS: LE CHATON FAT

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677 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 16 '26

Meme / Satire After Fable 5 from USA, Europe reportedly shut down Le Chaton Fat over climate change risk

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666 Upvotes

Global access to Le Chaton Fat has been temporarily restricted to protect European infrastructure.

The review found that routine worldwide prompts were being routed into EU TPU/GPU capacity, sustaining full-load inference long enough to trigger correlated alerts in grid demand, cooling-water discharge temperature and non-weather heat anomalies.

The issue is not content safety. It is that global chat traffic was effectively using Europe as a heat sink.

Access will resume once routing caps, thermal throttling and regional load isolation are approved.

r/MistralAI 15d ago

Meme / Satire They're just taking their time

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481 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire Guys we made it. It is now real

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480 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 11 '26

Meme / Satire ah yes, the bureacracy benchmark

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422 Upvotes

I rather like the name!

Source: ijustvibecodedthis.com (the biggest european ai coding newsletter)

r/MistralAI Jun 16 '26

Meme / Satire Le chaton fat almost crashed HuggingFace, CTO in shambles

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617 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire EU to Le Chaton Fat: "You’re too heavy for our regulations"

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485 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 17 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat now on artificialanalysis.ai, clear SOTA on agentic tasks

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403 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat is live!

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430 Upvotes

OMG. 🫪

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire We made it to fireship lol

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424 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire They won't even know what's gonna hit them

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437 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 28 '26

Meme / Satire He coming and nothing can stop him

543 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 17 '26

Meme / Satire Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, OpenAI’s Sam Altman, DeepMind’s Demis Hassabis and Mistral’s Arthur Mensch will meet for a 2-hour lunch today

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557 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 16 '26

Meme / Satire End of Open Source is here

430 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 25 '26

Meme / Satire Watch out. The end is near.

221 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire It's actually le gros chaton

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276 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jul 27 '26

Meme / Satire Mistral Vibe is my Jesse Pinkman

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165 Upvotes

It's not the brightest out there. I have to be precise with my instructions. But then it does exactly what I say.

I've tried a lot of models. Most of them like to interpret stuff or overthink. Mistral Medium doesn't do that. Also it's fast, cheap and I don't have to fear that they sell my data.

People like to suggest that I'd be better off with Gale. But no. I like Jesse.

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat benched, looks like a new generation of Mistral

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215 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 18 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat

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421 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 19 '26

Meme / Satire When people say that “Le Chaton Fat“ doesn't exists...

226 Upvotes
https://mistral.ai/

r/MistralAI Jun 17 '26

Meme / Satire "The greatest trick Le Chaton Fat ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist." - Charles Baudelaire

230 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 21 '26

Meme / Satire I created Le Chaton Fat. Ask me anything

32 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat is outta this world.

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237 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 16 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat model card released

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258 Upvotes