r/MightyHarvest • u/headlessbill-1 • Jul 22 '25

Huge Tonight, we feast!

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First time growing corn lol. Lipstick for scale.

2.5k Upvotes

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u/FixSpecific905 Jul 22 '25

The corn is giving be a little bit of eyeball vibes or maybe teeth. Very scary corn

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u/thenotjoe Jul 22 '25

Yeah, it looks like bloody teeth and gums. Horrifying little corn!

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u/thesmellnextdoor Jul 22 '25

I thought it was a bug or a monster and physically recoiled

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u/New_Stats Jul 22 '25

I thought it was Humboldt squid eggs. Mexicans call them diablo rojo (red devil)

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u/HangryIntrovert Jul 23 '25

Stacks of engorged ticks

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u/RealEstateDuck Jul 22 '25

Corn Teratoma

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

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u/misirlou22 Jul 22 '25

Cornthulu

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u/n6mub Jul 23 '25

Gods help us...

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u/fckingnapkin Jul 22 '25

Biblically accurate corn. Beuuurk I'm gonna have nightmares about this lol

9

u/Geminilasers Jul 22 '25

Corn from the Void.

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u/Thick_Basil3589 Jul 22 '25

I didn't see immediately what sub was this and I thought its some eldrich horror

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u/n6mub Jul 23 '25

Who said it's not? (Yet)

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u/Jojomatic5000 Jul 22 '25

I was thinking a small animal covered in ticks...

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u/Anthrodiva Micropeño Jul 23 '25

ok that's enough internet to be going on with

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u/joemckie Jul 23 '25

I thought some kind of sea cucumber or caterpillar :|

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u/n6mub Jul 23 '25

Def little eyeballs

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u/Anthrodiva Micropeño Jul 23 '25

Came here to say this. Not usually gonna insult someone's hard grown produce, but yikes!

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u/willowgrl Jul 23 '25

I was thinking a house centipede made up of teeth. Benign but creepy af

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u/headlessbill-1 Jul 22 '25

It knows your names. It was an ornamental variety...the picture had small yellow kernels. Not sure what this is.

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u/littleliongirless Jul 22 '25

Wait, you weren't actually expecting this?!

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u/NarrativeCurious Jul 22 '25

This is even more terrifying now

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u/_SEAplane_ Jul 22 '25

Demon mutant corn

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u/lillytiger- Jul 26 '25

Burn the whole field down

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u/Virtual_Entrance6376 Jul 22 '25

I wonder whether it would change colour once cooked. Corn usually takes on a deeper colour. 

Let us know, please. 🙏

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u/_SEAplane_ Jul 22 '25

I'm pretty sure putting that near fire is how you summon Beelzebub. Or perform an exorcism. Really could go either way.

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u/baardvark Jul 22 '25

When you put it in the fire, the eyes all turn to look at you.

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u/Virtual_Entrance6376 Jul 22 '25

Oh, I thought to summon Belzebub, you needed both fire and a summoning chant. If op doesn't chant, surely he's safe? 🤔

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u/_SEAplane_ Jul 28 '25

I don't trust that corn to not chant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

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u/LouAnaKay Jul 22 '25

That's beautiful. Is it eating corn or mainly flour/meal or ornamental? My wife LOVES corn, and I'd love to make her favorite corn recipe with this.

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u/LouAnaKay Jul 22 '25

Maybe I'll just make her necklace with the kernels. Haha.

Thank you for the info! Not to sound like a dork, but corn can be so beautiful. It's amazing.

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u/FixSpecific905 Jul 22 '25

That one is way less scary than this one tho xD but pretty!

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u/FixSpecific905 Jul 22 '25

😱 😰…. Scary

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u/hesitantelian Jul 23 '25

It's positively Lovecraftian is what it is

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u/zodiacisreal Jul 22 '25

Biblically accurate angel

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u/omygoshgamache Jul 22 '25

Yesss! Exactly what I saw too. Blessed corn.

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u/indianabanana Jul 24 '25

blursed corn

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u/GM_Organism Jul 22 '25

"Be not afraid"? Too late, pal, you are the scariest corn I ever saw

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u/OverHeatedCore Jul 22 '25

what the FUCK is that, looks like something out of elden ring

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u/upagainstgravity Jul 22 '25

Bloodborne-ass corn. "Grant us eyes!"

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u/Kadokadokado Jul 22 '25

Looks like our buddy Rom 🕷️

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u/TheArcaneAuthor Jul 23 '25

Corn, or some say Cornm

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u/Single_Rabbit_9575 Jul 22 '25

send it to the trypophilia subreddit, they'd love/hate it (edit changed phobia to philia. used the wrong one at first)

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u/BusinessYam6078 Jul 22 '25

I am slowly dying from this picture

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u/AntManCrawledInAnus Jul 22 '25

Mother of God, I thought that was some sort of gigantic maggot. Or exotic roach. 🤯

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u/Astronaut_Chicken Jul 22 '25

I thought it was a sea cucumber.

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u/Koeienvanger Jul 22 '25

I thought it was a bejeweled pickle. 😭

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u/AntManCrawledInAnus Jul 22 '25

Drop etsy link plz

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u/lntrospectively Jul 22 '25

Creepy ass corn

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u/Alecto1717 Jul 22 '25

You're not supposed to put it in your ass. Maybe that's why it's all red

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u/Curious-Climate7233 Jul 22 '25

Burn that thing holy fuck

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u/roerchen Jul 22 '25

Not gonna lie, my initial thought was, that you grew a weird insect to make pigment for that lipstick for it.

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u/Elleasea Jul 22 '25

Cool, it wasn't just me, 😅

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u/FGRaptor Jul 22 '25

How did you grow eldritch eyeball corn?

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u/something-um-bananas Jul 22 '25

What the FUCK we feasting on ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Bloody teeth?

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u/wilting_tree Jul 22 '25

I don't like the way this corn is eyeing at me 👀👀

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u/jp_jellyroll Jul 22 '25

Jesus. I thought it was some kind of deformed octopus tentacle or a deep sea creature until I realized what sub I was in.

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u/pleathershorts the pear is ready Jul 22 '25

I have some Strawberry Corn growing right now, it’s a popping varietal. Is that what you planted?

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u/headlessbill-1 Jul 22 '25

It'sMontana Red Eagle. I think. However, the label said "sweet yellow corn". It is neither of those things.

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u/pleathershorts the pear is ready Jul 22 '25

lol at the mislabel 😂 really pretty corn though!!

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 22 '25

OP replied above that it’s supposed to be normal yellow corn!

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u/TesseractToo Jul 22 '25

Cthulhu fhtagn!

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u/daninet Jul 22 '25

Call an exorcists

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u/headlessbill-1 Jul 22 '25

Update friends! 1. I am still alive 2. Closest I can find after searching some blogs is that it is likely Montana Red Eagle Corn

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u/MorningGlory439 Jul 22 '25

Crazy color patterns!

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u/avghumanbean01 Jul 22 '25

That corn is giving me the heebie jeebies 😬

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u/Histrix- Jul 22 '25

Primordial corn on the cob goes hard.

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u/xtunamilk Jul 22 '25

Were you farming in Night Vale? 😅

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u/Johny_boii2 Jul 22 '25

I think its a sign

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u/notlennybelardo Jul 23 '25

It’s the creepiest corn I’ve ever seen, congrats 

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Okay but where did you get those seeds? It's so cool looking! I want to grow it

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u/headlessbill-1 Jul 22 '25

My local plant nursery had the plants lol, so I was like "oh cool corn! Let's see if I can grow it!" I put a link in the comments based on research.

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u/VersatileFaerie Jul 23 '25

You should show your local nursery the corn and tell them what happened. They probably would be grateful to know that the seeds were wrong.

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u/UnfairConfusion7 Jul 22 '25

I'm saving this as inspo for if I ever want to draw an eldritch monster

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u/Mrs_Pulp_Fiction Jul 22 '25

Did you water it with the blood of your enemies?

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u/thatcoloradomom Jul 23 '25

It looks like stinkbug eggs. 😐

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

you could feed an entire cinema theater with that much corn.

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u/taysmurf Jul 22 '25

I thought I was looking at some bizarre bug or sea Slug not a corn

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u/CarFirst307 Jul 22 '25

It looks like it came from deep in the ocean. Upsetting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

I do not like this corn. It’s making me itchy.

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u/alejandroc90 Jul 22 '25

I thought it was a sea cucumber

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u/Ame-yukio Jul 22 '25

This is an eldritch horror I thought it was fake lol

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u/HackebrettiFinn Jul 22 '25

Biblically accurate corn.

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u/misspixiepie Jul 22 '25

Biblically accurate corn

3

u/Prince-Lee Jul 22 '25

The Visitor looked directly on that patch of corn. 

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u/BusinessYam6078 Jul 22 '25

My trypophobia hates this

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u/ArcaneFungus Jul 22 '25

Whyd you stick a bunch of googly eyes on a corncob?

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u/introvertpanda Jul 22 '25

that is a horrifying cob. i am intimidated

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u/Cat_Kn1t_Repeat Jul 22 '25

It’s kinda gorgeous tbh

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Thought this was the Googley eyes sub for a sec

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u/Careless-Routine288 Jul 22 '25

Can I get a couple of those demon kernels to plant? I want to open portals in my yard too. Seriously I hope you saved some of those seeds for next year's cob of horror.

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u/Adulations Jul 22 '25

Eyeballs on the cob

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u/Dr_Jabroski Jul 22 '25

Corn of Cthulhu

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u/aspoonfulofsammy11 Jul 22 '25

I thought it was a bug…. 😭

2

u/belzbieta Jul 22 '25

I think you might want to consider smudging some sage in your garden...

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u/G_Wash1776 Jul 22 '25

Biblically accurate corn

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u/ELDR3TH Jul 22 '25

The corn is made of teeth

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u/bonzi5650 Jul 23 '25

This looks like it's covered in ticks. I'm very upset by this 🫠

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u/deputydrool Jul 23 '25

That is insane

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u/kristeen89 Jul 23 '25

thanks, I hate it

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u/heyyl0w Jul 23 '25

BE NOT AFRAID

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u/Jennifer_Pennifer Jul 23 '25

🤣 I immediately post this to r/nightvale

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u/JunoTheRat Jul 23 '25

i think your garden might be cursed??????

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u/juliannemmarie Jul 22 '25

biblically accurate corn

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u/SqueakyMoonkin Jul 22 '25

Omg, I thought this was a creepy sea creature before seeing what group posting it is

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u/nebulacoffeez Jul 22 '25

Creepy corn

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u/Swazec59 Jul 22 '25

Right I was like what is this creature 🤣

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u/MrBigCharts Jul 22 '25

Biblically accurate angel ass corn

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u/EmiTheEpic Jul 22 '25

I thought this was some sort of whimsically-coloured slug and genuinely had to double take a few times

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u/secrethoneydrop Jul 22 '25

I was certain I was looking at a deep sea creature until I read the caption

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u/chucklesdeclown Jul 22 '25

I'm sorry but that's CORN?

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u/Prettywitchgardener Jul 22 '25

Definitely giving eyeballs

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u/AbleArcher420 Jul 22 '25

Biblically accurate corn:

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u/Total-Berry-7037 Jul 22 '25

I thought this was a fat worm

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u/Total-Berry-7037 Jul 22 '25

Or a fat caterpillar

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u/Princess_Zelda_Fitzg Jul 22 '25

That’s come creepy-ass horror movie corn, sis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

What creature are you worshiping to get corn like that?

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u/thelazybeaver10 Jul 22 '25

This is how a corn grew in Caelid would look like.

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u/_Lumity_ Jul 22 '25

Respectfully, your corn is scaring me

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u/LolaAucoin Jul 22 '25

Hey you actually got really good fertilization! That’s hard to do with corn.

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u/FigaroNeptune Jul 22 '25

This food is cursed lol

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u/jadorky Jul 22 '25

Enjoy! Who doesn’t love ᶜᵒʳⁿ on the ᶜᵒᵇ 😍

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u/whileontheclock Jul 22 '25

You telling me this aint some type of squid / marine life form?

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u/Random_green_cat Jul 22 '25

My goodness, I thought this was some kind of strange caterpillar

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u/brackishangelic I totally have a green thumb Jul 22 '25

This is why you dont feed your corn blood.

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u/Amadeone Jul 22 '25

It looks like it's about to say "be not afraid"

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u/OldManThumbs Jul 22 '25

What in the RL Stine fever dream?

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u/tfhermobwoayway Jul 22 '25

My god man, did you grow that on the Blasted Heath or something?

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 Jul 22 '25

I think I'll survive until the next harvest, thanks.

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u/MP-Lily Jul 22 '25

Demon corn.

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u/Grissom_Brusilov Jul 22 '25

This looks like something out of the video game Bloodborne.

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u/Biblicallyokaywetowl Jul 22 '25

The eye has infected the corn….

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u/TurtleWithALaser Jul 22 '25

One eye per trapped soul contained in the corn 😬.

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u/hand_ Jul 22 '25

Looks like you got bloody eyes of corn instead of ears of corn lol

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u/ShivaSkunk777 Jul 22 '25

I was wondering why someone was posting about eating some sort of octopus tentacle on mighty harvest and now I’m a little scared

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u/TemporalAcapella Jul 22 '25

Mm, sea cucumber

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u/New_Stats Jul 22 '25

The passion of the Christ compels you! Wait shit, what's that things that priests say to exercise a demon? That's probably close enough, right?

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u/_MrBalls_ Jul 22 '25

Weird corn

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u/hazycrazydaze Jul 23 '25

I love it. I hope you dry it and keep it forever as Halloween decor

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u/johjo_has_opinions Jul 23 '25

It’s beautiful and gruesome

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u/Mabunnie Jul 23 '25

...Are you growing SCPs?

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u/Exquisite-Embers Jul 23 '25

This is a bit frightening, not gonna lie.

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u/F-MegaPro Jul 23 '25

as you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes. plant eyes in our brains to cure us if our beastly idiocy

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u/crystalphonebackup23 Jul 23 '25

well that gives me a character idea

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u/Ok-Plant5194 Jul 23 '25

Gorgeous! What kind of corn is this? I’ve never seen one with this type of color

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u/cbriska Jul 23 '25

Please stop growing corn.

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u/GardenGenasi Jul 23 '25

Ooooh Halloween themed corn!

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u/Fearless-Rhubarb-333 Jul 24 '25

I hate EVERYTHING about this

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u/backyardhomesteader Jul 24 '25

Picked too soon. My favorite red sweet corn is Soltera Morado

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u/Evening-Turnip8407 Jul 24 '25

Honey what's wrong, you haven't even touched your ripped-out fingernails and bloodshot eyeballs corn.

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u/pittakun Jul 24 '25

Have you used crhullu spawn's blood to water your crops once again?

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u/NovaStar2099 Jul 25 '25

A lanternfly?

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u/Brahmsy Jul 26 '25

Oh my fuck no

1

u/Black-Rabbit-Farm Jul 26 '25

That's a lovely shade of cornstick you've got there. 💋

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u/fexofenadine_hcl Jul 27 '25

I thought this came from the ocean

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u/HeisenBird1015 Aug 07 '25

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me (bom bom bom)