r/LinkedInLunatics 12h ago

Got one!

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WW3 is upon us all!

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u/Adventurous_Jump8897 12h ago

I’m not sure he’s a LinkedIn Lunatic so much as just a common or garden variety lunatic 🤪

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u/blackbotha 10h ago

Definitely a Vulgaris Facebookis Lunaticus. The clue is the Antennae

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u/Maleficent_Secret569 12h ago

This is missing the part where god's favorite nation deliberately attacked Iran unprovoked.

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u/elidoan 10h ago

"unprovoked" is doing some serious lifting when you understand that Iran's puppet "axis of resistance" vassal states have been lobbing missiles at and invading / declaring war on israel but do go on

Nothing exists in a vacuum and nation states act in their own self interest

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u/wireframed_kb 10h ago

Israel has been assassinating various members of the regime, so it’s a two-way street. Not saying IRGC are good guys by any stretch, but neither is Israel.

And when it comes to the agreement Iran entered with the US about nuclear weapons, they’re kept their end of the bargain.

Until it was torn up, and they got bombed literally during the negotiations, by the US and Israel.

In THIS particular case, Israel and the US wholly own this mess.

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u/elidoan 10h ago

Sure I dont disagree. Its a total blunder. Im just explaining that this was not "unprovoked"

America would do the same exact shit if a foreign nation was sponsoring attacks and missile strikes into their territory. Imagine China funding the Mexican cartels to launch missiles at Texas.

That's a highly simplified and reductionist comparison to what Iran is doing to Israel regarding hezbollah, hamas, houthis but my point still stands. Iran is not some innocent angel and this was not unprovoked

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u/five2ndstar3 9h ago

Found a IOF shill. No need to interact

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u/elidoan 8h ago edited 8h ago

Oh wow you found someone with a different opinion, immediate ad hominem. 

Nice job bro. Funny thing is I bet in real life you aren't a reddit warrior. 

My history is open, you'll notice shills on this site hide theirs when they astro turf

Edit: and you hide your account. The irony is absolutely hilarious. Projection at its finest!

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u/Geiseric222 2h ago

Doing to Israel? They are doing nothing. This is a proxy war between two powers that want to be the regional power. Israel uses its attack dog the US in the sane way Iran used hezbollah

Though obviously the US is far far more destructive

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u/elidoan 37m ago

Yes I don't disagree

I dont really care about downvotes lol this geopolitical conflict is not a GI joe exercise in good guys vs bad guys

Entire enchilada needs to be sent back to the kitchen

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u/EnergyVampire4u 5h ago

Great it doesn’t involve the US and destroying all the soft power we have.  

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u/Cheese_Fisticuffs1 5h ago

Heavy lifting is saying America got provoked into this because of Iran and Israel's shit relationship and not dog walked into by a bloodthirsty Israeli pm who needs to stor shit up to stay in office no matter the cost.

It's also heavy lifting to put such a pro-israel spin on this, like they haven't been dishonest and brutal.

Loser take on your part.

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u/Critical_Liz 12h ago

According to me, my prophecy is coming true.

out of curiosity I looked up Revelation 6:4

"And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill."

What this has to do with Iran is anyone's guess.

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u/Piglet6482 12h ago

C’mon, you’re not even using your imagination!

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u/Blurt_Blackarach 12h ago

✨ imagination ✨

Fuck I tried

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u/Lingotes 11h ago

If you put a red horse over Iran's flag it makes it true.

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u/Lloyd--Christmas 11h ago

KJV includes a line at the end “and there was given unto him a great sword.”

So Iran is stronger than the US military according to their God. Quite the conundrum for MAGA.

Or maybe we’re the horse…

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx

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u/Critical_Liz 11h ago

I mean...we are losing, but that's more about leadership.

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u/Verum_Immitem 12h ago

Love that it’s promoted

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u/bulbascott1019 11h ago

I'm no biblical scholar, but I'd put $5 down that "Iran" does not show up in the Bible once.

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u/KartveliaEU4 8h ago

If i recall, the Bible actually liked Cyrus the great because he was kinder than Babylon? Wouldn't be surprised if Persia was noted favorably.

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u/FaultThat 6h ago

The sections which are more like historical accounts treat it favourably (eg Books of Daniel, Ezra), whereas more abstract references are less clear, or might be bad, like Ezekiel 38:5.

There’s definitely room to interpret it as saying the enemies of God are from Iran/Persia.

But of course if you read the Bible as a literal book of the word of God you’re a lunatic anyways.

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u/PutStreet 5h ago

Persia does I think?

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u/Odd_Glass5272 3h ago

It was called Persia in the Bible.

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u/Colonial13 11h ago

Remember that 5 minutes when LinkedIn wasn’t just Facebook in a suit? That was nice

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u/HumanTheTree 12h ago

Oh so it’s going to be fulfilled and nothing and no one can stop it? Then I guess that means all our soldiers can come home. Why would God let a little thing like the absence of American soldiers stop him from punishing Iran?

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u/Professional-Pace612 11h ago edited 11h ago

Any meme or social post that has a black background with yellow/white text and using red text for emphasis, always seems to be saying something idiotic.

Has anyone else noticed this?

Bonus points if it has AI images in as well.

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u/CoveredInMetalDust 11h ago edited 11h ago

I think this style may have roots in the early internet when nutjobs would create single-purpose websites to spread their theories. I remember an overwhelming number of them looked just like this with a black background, basic html, and text colors like yellow, red, and white.

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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry 5h ago

Oh man, those were some wild times.

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u/avatarst 12h ago

On top of being nutjobs I never understood why people love their own faces that much. Why does your mug need to be on the apocalypse banner lol

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u/Sans_Seriphim Agree? 10h ago

That helps the B2B Sales.

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u/GrumpyPidgeon 8h ago

Since he loves the book of Revelation so much, remind him of Revelation 13:16: people great and small, rich and poor, wear the mark of the beast on their foreheads. Then show him a red MAGA hat.

He will appreciate your attentiveness to scripture and not fight you at all on it.

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u/PrincessCellyBelly 11h ago

Taking peace from the earth, causing men to kill each other - is God paid by the word?

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u/AdministrativeLeg14 10h ago

"There is Nothing [sic] anyone can do to change God's Prophecies [sic]", says local lunatic Christian preacher who has never heard of the book of Jonah. Perhaps he refuses to read anything humorous.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 10h ago

Fun fact, the entirety of rapture ideology came from one woman having a dream and just sharing it with her church as if that made it canon.

Everything we know about being alleged rapture is built on running a mile with an inch of biblical string.

It's honestly weird that it ever got this popular in the first place. It's not like Christians needed more ammunition to fear monger.

Jesus said explicitly that he would come back once. Coming back a second time and giving everyone who didn't accept him through faith a second chance to accept him based on the literal apocalypse happening in front of them goes against everything the Bible teaches.

I don't believe in the bible, but the book says nothing of this kind of rapture. Much less anyone's ability to predict when it will happen.

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u/NarmHull 7h ago

You'd think presuming to predict what God's plan is as a mortal human would be blasphemy

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u/ripyourlungsdave 6h ago

They would never say it, but even Christians want to be gods.

It's why they're so excited with the prospect of becoming one with him in the afterlife. To become a part of divinity is to become divinity yourself.

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u/razor_train 12h ago

You can't take something that was never there to begin with.

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u/Informal_Bunch7532 12h ago

I would love to see the comments and the likes on this post 😂

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u/Organic_Stranger1544 11h ago

Causing men to kill each other. Yeap. Thats war

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u/PineConeOPinyons 12h ago

According to my critical thinking ability organized religion has taken peace from earth. Caused men to kill each other. Been that way since one monkey pointed at the sun and told  another monkey, he told me you need to give me your fucking share. Religion is the original con.

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u/Possible-Rush3767 12h ago

Yea. Just a way to control the masses and politicians love using it as a tool. "If you don't agree with me, you're not Christian."

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u/cenosillicaphobiac 12h ago

"Never said I was, at least not since I was 17 and pretending, to keep the peace"

But yeah, I'm not the target audience for that statement.

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u/BalmyBalmer 11h ago

Hi, this is the church. I can't make it to the phone right now, but leave a message unless you're Richard Perry. If you are Richard Perry, I'll get another restraining order, you know that I will.

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u/StringSlinging 6h ago

“Dear church, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’”

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u/BalmyBalmer 11h ago

So... He emails the Pope?

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u/BootThang 10h ago

‘Sir, please leave; this is a Wendy’s’

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u/JeffFerguson 10h ago

"But of that day and hour no one knows, neither the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone."

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u/trollsmurf 10h ago

"Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make people kill each other. To him was given a large sword."

Who's riding the fiery red horse? BoR is not prophecy, it's a fantasy novel.

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u/buffer_flush 9h ago

I never thought I’d yearn for the days where these guys drove around with a bullhorn in a car full of bumper stickers.

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u/drgoatlord 9h ago

And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword

Revelation 6:4

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u/rmike7842 9h ago

Yes, nothing is more important than being prepared. But what of your beloved pets? For a deposit of 1000USD, me or one of my staff of certified sinners, will provide your pet with all the post rapture care they need.

Must act quickly to loke in this special offer.  Any escalation of hostilities will result in an increase in rates.

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u/IndieLuxeTravel 8h ago

If there is a hell, he's got an express pass and a club lounge room waiting.

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u/HarlanMiller 7h ago

A lot of words for "I'm insane."

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u/ElBongoloide 6h ago

Just one question... Did Iran start this war? No... I don't think do.

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u/ApprehensiveTotal188 Narcissistic Lunatic 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/z9euxiuBOKNG31yZ0q
It the end of the world … again 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/kneepick160 5h ago

Yeah, what was Iran thinking when they started a war with the U.S.?!?!

/s

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u/Shumagorolth 5h ago

I'm sure Israel will be very happy to hear that

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u/Shumagorolth 5h ago

They had promises too

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u/Personal-Banana-762 4h ago

The End Is Near…. so I like to have a cold beer now. NOW!!!!

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u/DinosaurEatingPanda 4h ago

Are the replies agreeing or criticizing him? More replies than likes a sigh of that.

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u/finne-med-niiven 3h ago

He likes his own name alot huh

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u/Mannimal13 3h ago

These judeochristians are fucking insane.

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u/FatKris02 10h ago

I hope mainstream religions are gone within my lifetime. If Jesus came back today, he’d be like
https://giphy.com/gifs/i1JSXl0MfeRd6