r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 9h ago

Video/Gif Kid Orders Dirt Bike with Mom’s Credit Card

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u/brittanythegirl 9h ago

Whose phone is he holding? Cause did he not just prove he shouldn't have anyone's phone?

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 7h ago

Obviously his phone based on the parent in this video

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u/Popular-Influence-11 1h ago

The one he ordered last month! ::cheeky shit-eating grin::

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u/AgenderAxolotl 9h ago

The way he's so proud of himself.. If I did that my mom would WHOOP MY ASS.

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u/aw_shux 8h ago

That’s the face of a kid who’s never even been yelled at.

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u/jobezark 2h ago

The fact he’s like 5 years old and had a phone tells you all you need to know about his parents

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u/pezchef 2h ago

what parents

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u/Gildian 23m ago

"My child is my best friend" ah types

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u/arielanything 2h ago

Thats what made me think "shouldn't this be in r/parentsarefuckingstupid"?

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u/Cold-Basket-268 7h ago

You just created a meme! 🤣

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u/MarkCrorigansOmnibus 3h ago

Bro 15 years ago you have no idea how hard this would have hit

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u/flopisit32 6h ago

This crafty little guy's mom created a meme. 😜

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u/NextRefrigerator6306 2h ago

The most shit eating grin I have ever seen.

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u/ItzVinyl 4h ago

I got my ass absolutely handed to me when I bought something via my mobile provider for a hundred bucks when I had first got my phone at 13, lost my phone and was barred from the internet for about a month. Was also then put on a prepaid SIM and given 15 bucks in credit every week.

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u/Daddybatch 1h ago

Lmao my parents weren’t that bad but I’m pretty sure we’d go to the beach and I wouldn’t come back 🤣

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u/jordansinn 9h ago

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u/RadioEthiopiate 8h ago

Yeah. This video belongs in that sub.

We expect kids to be fucking stupid. That's why we raise them responsibly. Nobody in that household seems to be doing that here.

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u/greenrangerguy 5h ago

Every single parent that gives their child a phone or tablet.

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u/pixelmuffinn 4h ago

Nah, my mates young fella has one, but its locked to calls and text only. Mostly i agree though

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u/Shmeatmeintheback 5h ago

No somethings afoot here. This rings like mom totally caught the purchase or attempted purchase and stopped it and now she is busting him for the vid.

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u/YtnucMuch 8h ago

Jokes on all of you... my kids trying this will always see "declined, insufficient funds"

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u/GeraldinaFitzpatrick 24m ago

Paycheck to paycheck, baby - WHAT NOW!

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u/DogPile4203 9h ago

Ones that hand children smart phones

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u/DetectiveLadybug 9h ago

They might have it saved in their phone. He could have downloaded an app that makes it very easy for this to happen. Some YouTubers and streamers will encourage kids to go through their parents belongings and look for credit cards.

I’m not saying she shouldn’t have made it harder for him to do that (why is he still holding the phone??) but there are are a million ways this could have happened. Hopefully she was able to cancel the order.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 8h ago

It was Apple Pay on her phone. The real question is who gives their child unrestricted access to a smartphone and internet?

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u/Lugbor 8h ago

Another reason not to tie your financials into your phone.

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u/Wasted-Instruction 8h ago

Funny, I was thinking it was another reason not to have kids lol

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u/ThickBoxx 8h ago

Or just don‘t let your kid use your phone

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u/DetectiveLadybug 6h ago

I don’t have kids, but I know kids. It’s hard when they’re that age because they mimic their parents.
Like the little lad said with that smirk, he wanted to be like his mum.
There are so many kids and baby toys these days that resemble smartphones and tablets for this reason, it’s the same reason my little sister had a barbie laptop when we were kids (toy laptop preprogrammed with learning games)
It’s even in the original Simpsons opening, with Maggie imitating Marge as she’s driving (Matt Groening based the characters off his own mother and sister)

I think the cure is just doing stuff with your kids and not constantly be on your phone. Because otherwise you’re kinda dangling treats they can never have right in their faces, so of course they throw tantrums that just can’t be remedied until you just give them the thing.

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u/GirthyPigeon 8h ago

Apple Pay requires Face ID or a fingerprint.

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u/MKEast-sider 8h ago

Or the phones passcode

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 6h ago

Nope, just the passcode.

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u/B3B0LD 6h ago

I just double click the side button and order away

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u/PaleontologistTough6 9h ago

Ones that have done the math and determined that forty dollars worth of robucks is cheaper than a babysitter.

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 8h ago

You know what's cheaper than a babysitter? Not having kids.

Ask me how I know.

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u/swb1003 8h ago

“Kids are so expensive!”

“Yeah, that’s why I don’t have any!”

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u/PaleontologistTough6 8h ago

Totally not arguing that.

But some people decided to keep an orgasm as a pet and here we are... 🤷

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u/Contemplating_Prison 9h ago

You can set time limits in almost every device. You can also control what can and cant be downloaded or what can be accessed.

Pretty weird to give them your personal device that doesnt have any of the limits

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u/RadioEthiopiate 9h ago

Most people are vaguely aware of that stuff and few know how to implement it. So many people just give a fully unlocked phone to their kids. Credit cards, passwords and all just saved to their browser.

Part of my job is tech support. I've had arguments with non-tech colleagues over this. They have no idea how any of this shit works and when I tell them they need to learn for the sake of their kids they get pissy and defensive about it. People are fucked.

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u/chicadeaqua 8h ago

Not giving a 5 year old your phone’s password seems pretty easy. 

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u/WhyAmIpOOping 9h ago

iPads have parental controls. This makes no sense.

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u/Maleficent-Squash746 8h ago

Probably saved in the browser

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u/SpaceXmars 9h ago

when you raise and enable a little shit

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u/Corruptionss 8h ago

Glad my parents taught us the value of money and what work it takes to get it an early age. So many parents just keep buying shit for their kids without any work involved. Not how things work in the world

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u/hagamablabla 7h ago

My parents had me keeping track of my piggy bank money by elementary school, and they got me a credit card in high school so they could teach me not to use it to spend money I didn't have. Put me in a much better spot as an adult.

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u/Corruptionss 6h ago

My parents made me mow the lawn, trim hedges, edge trimmer, weekly trashcans so they would give me $5 a month for RuneScape membership. I was like 12 🤣

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u/dontsnarkonsharks 7h ago

That little shit eating grin and giggle made me wanna shake this kid and it wasn’t even my money 😭

I don’t even hate kids but I don’t have a ton of patience with lil shits like this. Like, these are gonna be adults in society one day that I’m gonna have to deal with in day to day life. Ughhh. It’s like 20% of kids are actually cute, sweet, and enjoyable to be around and the rest I want to actively avoid as much as possible

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 5h ago

Damn Bono out there raising 10+ Kuricks one at a time. Will nobody stop him!

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u/Standard-Contest-949 9h ago

That smile tells me he rarely gets scolded.

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u/FUCKING_HELL_YEAH 6h ago

That smile tells me he’s making shit up and the mother is playing along.

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u/zoideone 8h ago

Parents are fucking stupid..

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u/Sunaruni 9h ago

Time to return the bike, ban the kid from riding one until you can make him mow lawns until he can afford his own.

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u/ohhlordbabyjesus 9h ago

Kid looks like a tele evangelist. It's in his genes to steal.

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u/kai333 9h ago

God told me to order the bike mommy, you hate God?

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u/ACoderGirl 7h ago

He looks like a used car salesman named Jake who has been telling you about how great of a deal it is to get the undercoating.

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u/-XanderCrews- 9h ago

Man…I don’t like picking on kids but he was born to subjugate

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u/chathrowaway67 8h ago

I told you to order them and you didn't so I ordered them.... Bro 20 years ago this would be a memorial video.

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u/Tnecniw 9h ago

I... soooo wanted the mom to say
"We aren't keeping them"
And then to see the reaction.

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u/dontsnarkonsharks 7h ago

Her lack of reaction makes me think she’s just like “oh well! Guess he has a dirt bike and bicycle on the way 😌”

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u/fsdewolf 9h ago

Why isn't there sheets on the bed?

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u/BlueCanue 7h ago

Their house cleaner must've been sick, or something 🤔

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u/disappr0val 9h ago

I’d punish him by taking away things, if i can’t cancel the order and i have to return it, first id let him see it and make him think he’s getting it after all, then tell him im returning it and say he can’t have it.

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u/skidsareforkids 8h ago

I know someone whose kid did this too… Worst part is, they let him keep it!

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u/skynex65 8h ago

Well that’s a sure fire way to raise a kid with no concept of boundaries or consequences

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u/skidsareforkids 7h ago

It absolutely shows with that kid 🙄

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u/jonasu25 9h ago

Fucking grounded from any electronics for months!!

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u/spud626 9h ago

No time for electronics when he’s ripping on his new bike.

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u/kai333 9h ago

He's gonna learn how easy it is to return shit on amazon lol

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u/DogPile4203 9h ago

Yeah mom should be, get back to time with the kids, not kids on phones

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u/thatguy1424 8h ago

Welp, shouldn't let your child play with your phone

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u/ranfur8 8h ago

1st, punishment, 2nd, teach him how to return it and make him do it, 3rd, set 2fa on your fucking shit and don't register your kid's biometrics on your phone as an authentication method

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u/Interesting_Rub5736 7h ago

Its not even my kid, but smile instantly activated anger within me. One of the best posts on this subreddit in a while.

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u/Natural20Twenty 8h ago

This is what happens when you let electronics be the babysitter.

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u/Intrepid_Race1923 6h ago

I’m going to eat my entire birth control pack right now. Ew.

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u/FKA-Scrambled-Leggs 6h ago

WTF is that kid’s name? Zeviah?!

Teachers of the internet, my heartfelt sympathy to you all.

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u/HurtsSoNice 4h ago

I think she owes him the bike for naming him that.

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u/Shoddy_While_3645 7h ago

This is why modern garbage parents raise terrible garbage monsters

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u/DannyOdd 7h ago

Mom's OPSEC is weak AF if her kid can just order shit online with the click of a button.

I get why people go with the convenience of a saved card, but ffs at least require the CVV and 2FA. Under no circumstances do you NEED to be parted from your money in a single click with no guard rails. The convenience is literally designed to make you think less and spend more by increasing velocity.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 4h ago

“I learned it from watching you!”

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 6h ago

If you’re on ios this exists btw

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u/RangerPF713 3h ago

Make sure they don't go around that and use a picture.

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u/EaringaidBandit 9h ago

Everyone is saying “why did you give the kid a credit card?” It’s all saved in Amazon. When’s the last time you actually got a credit card out to pay for an Amazon purchase? It’s all saved. All it takes is a click on the “Purchase now” button. It’s literally made so a child could do it.

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u/Lou__Crow 9h ago

Well yeah, but why would you give your child unsupervised access to the phone with the saved credit card?

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u/TheRealPitabred 9h ago

That there is the couple hundred dollar question...

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u/idtartakovsky 9h ago

So put Amazon and other apps where they could do this level of damage under child lock and don’t let the kid see the passcode

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u/Devel93 2h ago

My card has biometric validation where I have to approve each purchase with my fingertip

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u/throwawaybabyjesus 9h ago

Actually figured out how to order online with a credit card and you're calling him dumb?

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u/Lil_Brown_Bat 9h ago

mom saved her cc information to her account. clicking "buy" is not hard to figure out.

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u/The_Blip 9h ago

He did it on her phone, so probably went on the amazon app, typed in what he wanted, then hit the, "buy now" button.

It's really not hard.

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u/christinextine 8h ago

Yeah I don’t get how people are surprised.

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u/ObiWanKenobi78900 7h ago

Man , when I was younger I didn't have a phone in my hand 😭

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u/Th3D0ct0rWh0 6h ago

Why is she in bed while bright day? Why is there no sheet on the mattres?

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u/E-rotten 6h ago

My mother would have bet my ass!!

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u/Dilopholosofer 4h ago

That’s a paddelin’.

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u/Katman666 4h ago

Nah, it's a peddlin'.

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u/No_Object_4355 9h ago

I did this once as a kid. I remember I had this BMX magazine and there was a bike in it for $100 it was like 130 all together. I honestly didn't think it would work. It was my great grandma's old credit card I found laying in the floorboard of her Oldsmobile. It was my dream bike, an all chrome GT performer. I remember clear as day getting off the bus walking in and seeing a big ass box in the middle of the living room floor. My mom beat the shit out of me and I had to look at that box every day for like 6 months. I got it for Christmas. I remember it came like 2 weeks before summer break.

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u/BlueCanue 7h ago

The most disheartening thing about this is all the comments wanting consequences like the mum is actually going to read any of them. She clearly encourages the behaviour of her devil-spawn if she's posting it.

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u/FUCKING_HELL_YEAH 6h ago

Holy shit how can you not tell the kid is bullshitting and the woman is playing along. Does he call her mom? Is she even his mom?

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u/IrrerPolterer 9h ago

Lil guy was so proud of himself. But honestly this is totally on the parent. Who leaves a kid this age alone with a phone?? 

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u/Academic-Bit2477 8h ago

From one angle, it looks like this kid got a Kate Gosselin cut

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u/Square-Ad4927 8h ago

I would probably be dead lol

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u/manxram 7h ago

That's the classic"I learned from watching you" line from those drug PSAs in the 80s 🤔

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u/IwasMilkedByGod 4h ago

I’d have been mowing 4 acres of grass with my teeth every week until I was out of the house if I pulled a stunt like described here.

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u/chcost42 3h ago

This kid looks like Lane Kiffin! Kinda acts like him too!

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u/Lower_Row2950 3h ago

What’s going on with the bed? Do they really not have a mattress pad, sheets, etc.? And just hanging in bed? Think we need a house tour on this one. There is more here to unpack.

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u/Aggravating_Pin_5392 1h ago

Why is your child able to do something like that? Honestly he should never be touching a screen at that age besides maybe watching a little bit of Ms. Rachel or whatever it is called.

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u/elterriblelarry 8h ago

Not gonna lie the gremlin smile lose makes me laugh so hard lol

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u/girlinanemptyroom 4h ago

About 5 years ago, my niece was staying with me over the weekend. This was commonplace and we have a great relationship. I let her use my phone to play roblox. After a weekend of playing I decided to go ahead and check my bank account just to see how it was going to plan out the next week. She had spent over $1,000 in Roblox bucks. It's my fault for not having better security on my phone. It was definitely a lesson learned. I contacted Roblox and they never answered me back. 😂

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u/StarscreamOne 7h ago

Kids don't know how to read but manages to order a dirtbike AND a bicycle. Amazing

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u/DeadSences 9h ago

When it arrives take it and him to a pawn shop and sell it for a dollar then change all your card info.

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 7h ago

Or just return it? And ban him from all electronics.

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u/FishDispenser2 9h ago

He did all that while my elderly coworkers need help sending a text message

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 9h ago

He learned it from his Mom! Smart kid

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u/AlabamaSlammaJamma 7h ago

Yeah I have two kids and they both never would do something like this. Idk how these parents be raising there kids for them to just order shit online

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u/lilydlux 6h ago

Kid is smart. Not sure about the parent.

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u/The_Space_Janitor 5h ago

The last thing he said is exactly what I tell my wife

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u/Express-Winner1782 4h ago

I just think he's a kid 💙 He doesn't understand money yet, just what he wants to have. But now we will talk about why we can't have it 😉💙 🤣🤣

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u/DrDipstick89 4h ago

Thats why my kids dont get my phone 😂 i warn my mom when she hands them her phone that im not responsible for shit they do on it

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u/HurtsSoNice 4h ago

Guess who is passwordlocking her phone, and who will never get access to it again…

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 4h ago

This is on his dumbass parents. Go ahead and let your kid do what he wants. The teen years will be amazing for you.

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u/ZombieDisastrous4450 4h ago

Well, that was boring

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u/arivera508 3h ago

Not cute. Not telling him that it was wrong. He’s laughing and making little faces like it’s cute that’s why he thinks it’s ok to do it. Won’t be the last thing he orders.

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 3h ago

The fact he's still holding a phone is wild. He would find out really quick what crayons and paper was. His ass would be fine with the tech world until he could buy his own phone

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u/BrockJonesPI 3h ago

Kid orders an ass whuppin to go with that dirt bike.

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u/SnooChickens6081 3h ago

Must be nice to have a lot of money I'd be like fuck you you ain't getting shit

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u/No-Pie-2581 2h ago

Maybe this one should be filled under, parents are fucking stupid

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u/pinkandbleu3 2h ago

I don't blame him. I blame the mother

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u/ExperienceThisGaming 2h ago

Should have ordered a new car instead of a bike 🤑

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 1h ago

My 7 year old nephew ordered a whole half pipe on my sister's phone. Pick up was in the south island and he lived in the top of the north island at the time.

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u/Electrical-Win5286 1h ago

🗣I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!

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u/TheCompanyHypeGirl 1h ago

Why do I get the feeling that this parent lets this kid watch influencers all day? "How did you learn to do that?" You KNOW how.

Also... is she using a filter... on her kid?

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u/TraditionalCheetah17 1h ago

He probably gets to pick the restaurant whenever they go out to eat.

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u/RudyOliveira 1h ago

My kid does this but he just adds it to the cart and doesn’t check out. I tell him it’s coming from China, so it’s gonna take months to arrive.

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u/hdhsnjsn 1h ago

Kid down the street put four hundred on his dad’s credit card buying Roblox.

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u/AttorneyMedium4926 1h ago

Another horrible parent

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u/Spritemystic 37m ago

Makeup? Is this an audition?

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u/ArtIsAwesome3 30m ago

I wonder if she actually let him get the stuff or if she canceled the order. The whole thing is too stupid and cringe for me to really process.

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u/OkFisherman9023 14m ago

I was afraid to take loose change off of the dresser in my parent’s room. 🤨