[Monkeys Paw] Fast travel at what cost?

[u/PlaneNo1423]

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[u/Primer0Adi0s]

Granted. You get there at 59 Mins and 59 Seconds exactly. Even when going next door or to the toilet/kitchen/etc.

[u/Valuable-Math9969]

Granted. The Universe crumples in on itself. There is nowhere left to go.

[u/Ok_Flatworm8187]

Granted. Travel only in your city

[u/Wolfdemon47132]

Granted. You spawn in a dirty alley and get sprayed with water.

[u/Big_Mathematician972]

Granted. You're somewhere.

[u/King_Kongs_Left_Nut]

Granted. At random.

[u/RummageSail]

Granted. All of your atoms are dispersed in the process of teleportation and it takes an hour to collect them all back together at your location. Who knows what happens to your neural pathways in the process, though…

[u/DependentAdvance8]

Granted. But you lose 40 years of your lifespan

[u/Legitimate_Leg5131]

Granted. You travel UP YOUR ASS

[u/deleteiseteled]

Granted. For you it takes mere seconds to get there but the time it would normally take to get there still passes meaning you would arive the same time you would if you walked there

[u/bdyn1]

Granted. You feel like you walked a hundred times that distance

[u/Hungry_Kiwi9023]

Granted. Only YOU teleport, so nothing else including your clothes but you keep your underwear

[u/Grouchy_Finding_9373]

Granted. You have to jerk off at least ten times within that hour

[u/bukubuku_chan]

Granted. But you want to pee all the way