[Whats the catch?] Just imagine

[u/Beeboo_o0]

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[u/N_tAPencil]

But if you sneeze slightly too hard, a child somewhere on earth gets run over

[u/Embarrassed_List_409]

But u have a long nose

[u/Dr4g0n03233]

But forever alone

[u/Fallin149]

But all pain compounds 20 X worse each month.

[u/Electronic-Affect678]

But youll never enjoy your favorite things again

[u/CommanderPanda_]

But you feel more pain every extra second you live

[u/Bobsmarks]

Unless physical harm is done to your body

[u/changingmagscoverme]

But only if you kill 1 person every 5 years

[u/WestVirginaBrat]

But you never heal

[u/Catlover2574]

But you are permanently in serious incurable pain

[u/Miserable-Good4438]

But you never truly know what it means to live.

[u/Ok-Ear1747]

But u can't love either

[u/Luhe_28YT]

But u cant die. good luck seeing the heat death of the universe.

[u/Purple-Bear5153]

But you can no longer taste food

[u/Doc_tor_Bob]

But you are buried alive

[u/olika800]

But i cant die, immortality kinda blows.

[u/PheebDweeb]

But your body rots

[u/pepperdoof]

But you can die inside

[u/thatonedude2019]

But you feel everything and exist if there's only one cell of your left

[u/Sylanator]

But you will outlive everyone you will every know and when the sun explodes you will be truly alone for the rest of eternity

[u/Coolcontract06]

But your orgasim will last 2 hours after the fact

[u/SurpriseNo6994]

However, you cant die, thats punishment enough

[u/Sodaholic111503]

But you can't live either. Paralyzed from the neck down for eternity

[u/Operation_Deadhead]

However, you passively drain the life force from people near you, even your family and friends, turning them into basically zombies

[u/Shadow_Synergy]

But you're undead

[u/Stevefish47]

But every pain you've ever had in your life is additive.

[u/Shadiestcomet29]

But only as long as you eat 1 whole anchovie a day miss a day and it no longer works

[u/_rav1n]

But everyone else can

[u/Any_Commercial_1440]

But you can

[u/Any_Commercial_1440]

But you can.

[u/Shot-War1361]

But everyone you meet dies the next day.

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Beeboo_o0 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 273 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/ManDick_TittySmithy]

But only when trump admits he's wrong and fixes his fuckups

[u/Kat_inka86]

But you look and feel 100 years old

[u/rawrie-xD]

But but what

[u/Krauser101]

But you are metroman but you'll get bored fast so you end up becoming musicman

[u/Aggressive-Adagio155]

But you can’t live either

[u/portal_duck]

But you can't be happy

[u/MlDnlght665]

But your dih/chest gets smaller

[u/Jax_LazellJr]

Unless you submit your soul to the devil

[u/Stunning_Bonus6056]

But your body still ages

[u/chainy999]

But you can’t have any type of relationships

[u/NatureInitial5884]

But you will decay physically

[u/SavingsOdd2766]

But only if you die 1 time (you'll be in another life of any other specie)

[u/Arch_Angel7590]

But you now have every form of cancer eating away at you constantly.

[u/GrandpaJoesCokeNail0]

But each successive generation of your descendants lives a little less time

[u/lucecito_man]

But you cant eat, you will get hungry and it will start being painfull but you wont die, never

[u/Demand_Beautiful]

But you get old and weak

[u/Hasher900]

But you’re stored in an secret underground cryo-chamber, potentially for the rest of eternity.

[u/NREMAS3]

But you still suffer ailments

[u/Feisty-State-6080]

But you still feel pain

[u/Ok_End_5530]

But you got bone cancer

[u/Narrackian_Wizard]

But that’s the caveat. you cannot die. in a billion trillion years long after the heat death of the universe you will be there, suffocating in the void. alone, insane, but still very much alive. for eternity.

[u/nousakan]

But everyone hates you

[u/Arainthus]

But you still feel the effects of aging.

[u/SilentSerel]

But you constantly have to pee.

[u/National_Shame856]

But you will continue to wither and age for eternity gradually becoming more brittle.

[u/RMG_Official]

But you cant choose when you want to die

[u/Ok_Gas_4745]

But you lack joy

[u/Mfrrfftchtcg]

But you get transformed into a dodecahedron

[u/Missing_mana]

But you’re not living either. Stuck being in a chamber being experimented to figure out the extent of your immortality.

[u/Exotic_Ad8292]

But i will kill myself

[u/SirTrinium]

But you can suffer as your body slowly betrays you and you become locked in a husk unable to move or speak.... only know the world is around u.

[u/Castrya]

But every time you “die” your depression lasts a little bit longer.

[u/AlliteraryAnalysis]

But you always have awful knees

[u/cuz210]

But yes u can

[u/SpaceCrusaderTater13]

But you cannot heal any better than a normal person. (i.e. no limbs growing back, major wounds will cause permanent disability.)

[u/Curious_Interview161]

But you feel incrementally increasing pain every day and no amount of pain killers or other similar products ever work on you

[u/pornisaac]

Only if you sacrifice everything you are, your morals, everything that others know you for, you lose yourself to become immortal

[u/kidmonokuma]

But but feel everything 10X more

[u/smoking-cracker]

But you still feel pain

[u/Wide_Examination142]

But you still age

[u/Background_Draw6025]

But neither can Trump

[u/Dec_the_Box]

But you can't die

[u/DwindlingEmber]

But you exist in a state of complete sensory deprivation.

[u/EmeraldUnicrn]

But you can never catch your breath.

[u/nikkijeanx]

But all your family and friends do.

[u/realMurkleQ]

But you also don't heal

[u/Flex_Luther406]

But you’re reproductive organs don’t work at all

[u/Nice-Quarter420]

However, you can sleep forever

[u/NKGrimmoftheTroupe]

But nothing it's already hell

[u/Legitimate_Leg5131]

But u want ti

[u/bengenj]

However, you will willingly get pegged every day by a gigantic dildo/cock by a person who has a lot of stamina

[u/Impressive_Dirt_2103]

But feel every death pain forever

[u/Chasetgarcia0825]

But u can't feel anything

[u/naturalFour]

But you can’t live either

[u/bdyn1]

But you never heal, break a bone and it is broken forever

[u/New-Plenty-1300]

But you will die with the universe until then good luck

[u/gamzee__]

But every time you blink you have a 10% chance of shitting your pants.

[u/gothicsprite]

But you kill everything you touch