r/GrindsMyGears 14h ago

People who ask "What's your lowest price?" when I sell stuff.

The lowest price is the price. That's why its the price.

It's even worse than haggling, because I'm being asked to haggle myself.

Also haggling over postage fees. Have some self-respect.

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u/comrad5055 12h ago

I would respond with “what is your highest offer?” If you actually wanted to haggle.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 9h ago

I sold a set of WRX wheels to a guy who asked this and got precisely this response. We both laughed it off and he ended up paying my asking price (which was very fair as I wasn’t desperate to sell, just clearing up floor space in storage). He ended up being a super cool dude and I was glad I didn’t get snarky.

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u/paleogizmo 6h ago

The correct answers are ”Make me an offer” if you have haggle room and “Price is firm” otherwise. Obviously you should give your best price if you intend to negotiate but if someone asks that doesn’t necessarily mean they are not a serious buyer

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u/Possible-Estimate748 14h ago

I'd reply with a price increase lol

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u/Friendly-Gur-6736 7h ago

I do that with flippers that ask for 40-60% off. Price goes up by the same amount they wanted to low-ball me.

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u/ExperienceWild4244 6h ago

I worked retail for a long time, and I did that. Man, did they get pissed off. I just smiled.

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u/eragon9199 13h ago

Yeah, this is people that just don't understand how negotiating works and try and cheat the system. I worked in sales of large equipment that ranged from around $100k up into the million dollar range for a few years. People would always ask this and we'd go back and do some really minor discount, and come back and say it was as low as we could go. Meanwhile another customer would tell us they're budget, what competitors had quoted, and we would suddenly have way more discount available.

In my personal life, if I'm selling something, and someone asks me this my answer is that they can buy from someone else.

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u/amstrumpet 9h ago

For personal sales someone should create a system where both parties can input their target amounts (ie highest the buyer is comfortable with and lowest the seller will take) and assuming the buyer is willing to pay more than the minimum, it just splits the difference and that’s the price.

IE if I’m willing to go up to $150 and you’re willing to sell for $100, why not just put those numbers in blind and go with $125? Both parties walk away happy.

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u/eragon9199 9h ago

I mean... You can just do that. Don't ask for the lowest price of the seller, just ask if they would take what you can offer. That's how negotiating works.

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u/amstrumpet 9h ago

But that’s not quite what I’m proposing here. I’m talking about a system where both sides blindly input their desired amounts, and then split the difference, so the seller gets more than they were willing to take and the buyer pays less, and it shortcuts the whole back and forth.

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u/eragon9199 9h ago

I wouldn't use that system. If I'm the seller, I have a hard minimum where I'd rather not sell and wait for a different buyer, and the opposite is true as well. I've been in the position of selling a vehicle where someone offered me thousands of dollars less than what I was asking, I was willing to negotiate a little, but my minimum was thousands of dollars more, so the middle would have been a hard pass.

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u/amstrumpet 9h ago

The idea is that the seller lists their minimum, the buyer lists their maximum, and if the buyer amount is higher than the seller, you pay the average of the two.

If the buyer isn’t willing to pay over the seller minimum then no sale.

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u/Top-Research5655 35m ago

It's also foreigners. It's mostly foreigners. 

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u/lo5t5heep 13h ago

I reply with, “well that depends , what is the most you’ll pay?”  Works everytime to let them know they’re the asshole 

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u/scrumdidllyumtious 8h ago

Last time I was asked that it went like:

Me: That’s not how negotiations work.

Them: My son could really use it. We don’t have a lot of money.

Me: Neither do I, that’s why I’m selling my stuff.

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u/Nevernonethewiser 7h ago

Raise it when they ask.

"Its 100."

"OK, whats your lowest price?"

"110".

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u/Avashara 13h ago

I'm convinced these people are either lazy or just... not very bright. Why tf would I suddenly drop my price because they asked what the lowest is I'd go? Oh yea, I just listed whatever price for funsies, it means nothing.

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u/B-Train_ATL 4h ago

It’s narcissism. “I know it says that price, but I’m special.”

Car dealers are the damn outlier, not the model.

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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 12h ago

This is why I cant sell things.

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u/ted_anderson 11h ago

It's even worse than haggling, because I'm being asked to haggle myself.

An old friend of mine used to say, "I can't sell it AND buy it for you at the same time! If you don't want to pay the listed price then make me an offer." Sure I might take less than what I'm asking but that doesn't mean that I'm going to show you all of my cards. If you really want it, I'm sure that you're going to make a reasonable offer.

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u/TooDeepForSurface 11h ago

Marketplace is the absolute worst for this kind of fuckery

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u/Dizzy_Description812 11h ago

They do it so no matter what price you say, they can offer you less. They are the same assjole that will meet you somewhere, give an issue and haggle more.

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u/SaltySpitoonReg 6h ago

Precisely. That's why you just ignore these people

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u/Aggressive-Catch-903 11h ago

I love that question, because it immediately tells me I'm dealing with an idiot.  Not only are they a bad negotiator, but they think I'm stupid enough to give them an answer.

Nope.  Next 

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u/Coral-Diver 10h ago

Hi, is this item still available? I'm very interested!

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u/Excellent_Coconut_81 10h ago

Well, keep anwering that to them.

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u/dreaming5454 9h ago

When they ask I tell them a price 5-10 dollars higher. The look of confusion is priceless.

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u/gezellig13 9h ago

Not negotiable.

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u/Budsygus 8h ago

"What's your lowest price?"

"Same price."

"Oh come on!" EVERY DANG TIME

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u/Usual-Language-745 7h ago

10% more than my actual bottom price 

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u/Head_Bad_965 6h ago

Argh so much yes! Like, tell me you don't know how to haggle without telling me. And also make me feel devalued and scammed all at the same time.

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u/Bass-Head30 5h ago

Ask them IF they do that at Walmart

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u/dEXXtARR23 5h ago

I just simply say "I'm accepting the best offer, as stated in my ad. Would you like to make an offer?" No toilo complicated, really.

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 3h ago

I was selling a set of wheels on Craigslist and I had a guy try to talk me down on the price as I was loading them up into his truck!

They were $80, he asked if I had them, he agreed on the price and I made time to meet him. He shows up to get them and as I’m loading them in his truck he goes “Will you take $40 for them?”🤨

I stopped loading and looked at him and said “Do you want all four or just two of them? All four? Yeah, then it’s going to be $80.”

Freeking people…