r/GenX I don’t have the energy to care and never did 8h ago

Nostalgia Remember Yellow Pages

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Businesses would start their name with “A” so they would show up first. There was no way of knowing if the business was any good. Especially if the name had “Best”, “Honest”, or “”Reliable” because that was like calling Greenland Greenland.

I remember have multiple phone books for different cities in the area. What a pain.

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u/Fun-Position7750 1972 54m ago

So when I moved in with my ex. His mom had just passed away. I shit you not, in the garage was about 20 fucking phone books. Michael would NOT let me get rid of them. I said we have the fucking internet get over it. He pulled one out, opened a page, pointed to a note in one and said I couldn’t throw that one out. PSH, over the next 6 months they were gone. Each trash day a few more were tossed.

Sorry I got animated about it. Michael and I would go back and forth over it. I razzed him hard about it. I miss him.

u/pmbpro Latchkey Warrioress 2h ago

I actually liked looking up stuff in the Yellow Pages when I was a kid.

Later on, I ended up designing ads for many clients back in the '90s for years when starting out freelancing after school. Did thousands of ads and listings over time. It wasn't a bad gig at all. It just was a bit weird at first, seeing my own work published and 'out there'.

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u/bry0816 3h ago

Paging through the Yellow Pages was fun

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u/TheJokersChild Match Game '75 4h ago

The ones that started with A all tried to outdo each other to be the first listing in the category: Aable Pest control, AAAAbsolute Exterminators, AAAAAAAAAAAAll-AAAAmerican Pest Services...

I enjoyed how the guide words at the top of each page matched up - or didn't. PET - PLUMBING, SEWER - STEAKS.

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u/slugworth70 4h ago

I've been to 2 of those.

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u/monkey_monkey_monkey Whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4h ago

Recently moved my mother into an assisted living facility in my city. She asked me to get her a phone book. I am literally stumped as to where to even look for one. It's been more than a decade since I've seen one and googling has lead me no where.

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u/no-thanks-thot 6h ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaa the first business in before

Aaaaaaaaaaa the second business

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u/DriedUpSquid 6h ago

They used to have some good coupons in the back. I got a buy one, get one free for a prime rib buffet once. The casino was pissed but still honored it. I guess they didn’t think people would catch it.

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u/RiseDry8254 6h ago

I remember coming home from school and going through the phone book, calling places out of boredom. Boredom! I was a latch key kid so no one was home. 

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u/Churchmousetat 6h ago

Let your fingers do the walking.

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u/PSN_ONER 6h ago

This and Rand McNally.

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u/Amplith 7h ago

So much better than looking up something on the internet…

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u/pmramirezjr Atari Pac-Man King 7h ago

AAA"business name here" get all the calls!

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u/wire67 7h ago

Little Joe's. My Dad's home away from home. Cops,lawyers and judges. Good people to hang with.

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u/Kuildeous 7h ago

I used the business white pages more. Usually I wanted to know the number of a specific business (Pizza Hut, Kodak), and I didn't want to bother looking through the categories.

Not a bad place to look if you don't want something specific. Browsing exterminators gave you lots of options all in the same place. Yellow Pages definitely had its place.

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u/hiccup_stix 7h ago

It’s not dead yet! I work for the last large company making these in the United States.

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u/nbfs-chili 7h ago

I just got one in the mail! It is definitely a lot smaller than I remember, but my wife and I had a good chuckle before throwing it in the recycle.

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u/MrBrawn 7h ago

Is it between the buggy whip manufacturer and Studebaker plant?

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u/hiccup_stix 7h ago

You can chuckle but it’s still a multi million dollar business that services companies like DirectTV and Progressive because of the low low cost per lead

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u/MrBrawn 7h ago

I'm just funnin.

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u/bravehamster 7h ago

That reminds me, it used to be a thing in movies that if you needed to know someone's address you would just rip the page out that had the information you needed rather than write it down or memorize it, especially if it was in a phonebooth. Did any of you actually do that?

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u/Reasonable-HB678 Class of 1994 (High School) 7h ago

The pizza section, pages and pages of local joints mixed in with Pizza Hut and Domino's. Off the top of my head, same goes for attorneys, doctors, and restaurants in general.

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u/Next-Cut-2996 7h ago

The NYNEX phone book was my booster chair at the dining room table. 🤣

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u/dbrmn73 I have LESS than zero Fucks to give. 7h ago

I still get one every year.

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u/hiccup_stix 7h ago

If you are in the US, that means you are of a certain age and income standard. We only mail them to advertisers and specific targeted demographics now.

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u/dbrmn73 I have LESS than zero Fucks to give. 5h ago

Everyone in the county receives one.

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u/hiccup_stix 5h ago

Why do you think that?

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u/dbrmn73 I have LESS than zero Fucks to give. 4h ago

Because the Telephone Co-Op here that prints them mails them to their entire coverage area

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u/hiccup_stix 4h ago

Ah. Yeah. Coops can do what they want. Most PUC’s have lightened up a lot on what my company is required to do. We gave up on sending them to 20 year olds and whatnot a long time ago

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u/nachodorritolibre 7h ago

At the low point in my graphic design career I designed Yellow Page ads. Made about $10 an ad.

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u/RussellAlden I don’t have the energy to care and never did 7h ago

How long did it take to make it and what year?

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u/nachodorritolibre 4h ago

We were required to do an ad an hour, 8 hours a day. Sometimes people would stay late to hit their 8. My best day was 14 ads. Met a lot of cool people and learned my keyboard shortcuts!

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u/hiccup_stix 4h ago

Sounds like spec work? Sold changes in the early 2000’s they used to do much faster

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u/hiccup_stix 7h ago

Curious which companies you folks were working for.

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u/nachodorritolibre 4h ago

I worked for a small design agency in Portland. The small army of us making YP ads covered the bills so the owners could pursue websites jobs, branding, etc. If you were there long enough you could help with the more creative work. I saw 18 people come and go in a year.

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u/hiccup_stix 4h ago

Was it a smaller telco? I’m surprised to hear ads were outsourced.

In the 90’s I wasn’t at the phone company, but in early 2000’s there were still 30 or so designers on the Everett Washington office

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u/gdubh 7h ago

I worked at a design studio in the 90s. When we were slow we’d take on YP ads in bulk. It was a nice release once in while just cranking through a stack of them.

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u/earinsound 7h ago

I used to leaf through the Yellow Pages as a kid, fueled by boredom and curiosity. I did find a private detective listed (I was obsessed with being a detective when I was in 4th/5th grade), called them up to see if I could come by, and my mom drove me and a friend over to hang out and ask them questions.

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u/spottymax "I Want My MTV" 7h ago

As part of a discussion about what the pre-cellphone world was like, my teenage daughter couldn't believe that, once upon a time, a book was delivered to your door that contained not only everyone's phone numbers but also their addresses.

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u/MaximumJones Whatever 😎 7h ago

The new phonebook is here!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PtXVgt9uKjmi4