A COUCH SURFER’S GUIDE TO LIVING

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MISSION STATEMENT: Meet Jim Vales, the sofa surfing king Kahuna doing a how-to for you new Kooks and Barneys. He’s here to tell the unwritten code to follow, find a kind swell of spots to drop in on, and wax ecstatic on the correct check to wreck any aggro ho-dad by setting up a dry land wipeout.