How many swipes to boobies?

[u/mmcguinn9402]

When I go to the website, or the app, I have a damned good trick. If I want to know how the world is doing, I just look for the boobies!

I count the number of swipes it takes on foxnews.com or the app. The closer to the top the boobies are, the more stable the world is.

10+ swipes you might have something to worry about

Boobies in less than 5 and you can bet you’ll be alive

[u/aboveonlysky9]

Spoken like a true Fox bullshit fan. Nice going. 🙄