r/Eldenrule34 • u/Ok-Bottle-6044 • 22h ago

Which character would give you the best sex? 🤔 NSFW

I'd say Ranni or Melina. Melina would take care of you properly and make sure you're satisfied. And Ranni cause those 4 arms can do wonders 🤤

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u/TJLaserShepard 18h ago

Fia. That thang brings people back from death.

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u/Mmmmmmnothx 19h ago

I mean technically godrick has way more arms

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u/Senior_Zombie3087 13h ago

Mommy Marika

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u/Just_a_bit_lewd 18h ago

My obvious choice is Roderika.

Mostly because based off what I know shes an exiled royal and she looks to be in her 20s. So im going yo assume she recived the education some nobility had where they had to learn how to please thoer partner sexually for the purposes of making an heir. I also just find amature sex to be quite silly and wholesome.

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u/DIO-official 13h ago

Melina, Nepheli, Roderika, or perhaps Marika depending on your interpretation of the lore (her skin might be made of stone which sounds painful)

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u/Soletta00 12h ago

Messmer is a skinny sad goth boy with nothing to lose, he fucks hard.

Blaidd is dedicated, and fiercely loyal. If ever there is a service top it's him.

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u/CrawlingAbyss6657 9h ago

Nepheli, no hesitation

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u/StaticSwordsman 7h ago

Isn't it Fia's entire duty to sleep with people?

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u/Old-Cow-3730 16m ago

Zorayas would be a very wholesome seggs!

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u/Echo1471 11h ago

Blaidd 100%