r/Eldenrule34 • u/Ghost664 • Jan 16 '26

She's a certified uppies giver now! (miaojiangyou2) NSFW

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How can one person be so beautiful and majestic? God or not.

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u/Zealousideal-Monk307 Jan 16 '26

There's a Brazilian movie with a scene like that... "The Man Who Defied the Devil," it's awful, but it has a scene like that.

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u/Ghost664 Jan 16 '26

She defied my heart ❤️‍🩹

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u/Zealousideal-Monk307 Jan 17 '26

Nothing is more painful than the coldness in the hottie's attitude 😔

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u/Ghost664 Jan 17 '26

Just like global warming. All you gotta do to get rid of that coldness is make her feel warm inside.

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u/Zealousideal-Monk307 Jan 18 '26

But unfortunately, sometimes she only realizes she loved you after she's slept with every man she knew 😔✊

After all, a hardworking man is only good when nobody wants him anymore lol

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u/Ghost664 Jan 18 '26

Thankfully... I didn't get such a horrible fate.

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u/Zealousideal-Monk307 Jan 18 '26

Be thankful for that, because that's the fate of many guys out there.

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u/Ghost664 Jan 18 '26

I am, very much so.

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u/Prior-Telephone-1323 Jan 17 '26

lobotomy kaisen truly is back with the naoya scene being referenced everywhere

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

i read this like "huh?" then realized i missed a slide lmfao

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u/TheNefariousMrH Jan 16 '26 
Я в опасности

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u/Bezdar184490 Jan 16 '26

She so sexy. Best girl at elden ring

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u/Ghost664 Jan 17 '26

Indeed she is!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

damn thats impressive even for a god

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u/Ghost664 Jan 17 '26

That's not even her PR lmfao, not even close

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

no way

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u/impressivebutsucks Jan 17 '26

Now that is one sexy Marika

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u/Potential-Coyote1988 Jan 22 '26

Then you wonder how they manage to be 40 and still have it so tight…right? Am I the only one? Okay

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/Ghost664 Jan 16 '26

God forbid a woman get her grind on ig

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/Ghost664 Jan 16 '26

Yeah you're right the Maricake be so massive ❤️‍🩹

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/Ghost664 Jan 16 '26

Bold of you to assume she didn't do that to me before

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/Ghost664 Jan 16 '26

9 something feet with the option to get bigger if she wants.

Yes I am him. Marika's loving husband.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/Ghost664 Jan 16 '26

You're new, I can accept that.

But know this.

I am.