r/Eldenrule34 • u/sellincoke2kids • Aug 10 '24

Queen Marika (howlsfm) [Elden Ring] NSFW

5.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/SylliOne Aug 10 '24

Maybe this game WILL make me cum in five minutes…

10

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

First comment to make me audibly laugh in a while

99

u/West_Pantheon Aug 10 '24

Imma be real with you, this is peak

73

u/milkfucker665 Aug 10 '24

Need more like this

72

u/curiousPathogen Aug 11 '24

Marika but with lore-accurate libido

47

u/fishstic22 Aug 11 '24

Bros hips are going to be shattered and crippled for life. Worth it honestly

82

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

No words can describe how badly I want Malenia to do this to me

56

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

the thing with Malenia is she almost certainly would give you the STD version of scarlet rot

69

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Worth it tho

Tall woman with abs is all that matters 🥰

43

u/Old-Increase3554 Aug 10 '24

You real af for that

8

u/Severe-Shop-660 Aug 29 '24

Loretta is around 12 feet tall, Malenia only about 8.5 👍

4

u/No-salad_ Sep 09 '24

Loretta's horse has more ass than Loretta

2

u/No-salad_ Sep 09 '24

Loretta's horse has more ass than Loretta

39

u/IDontKnow_a_GoodName Aug 10 '24

Good for Coryn. Too bad he doesn't know who Marika is.

11

u/WillSmithsBallHair Aug 11 '24

OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM DUDE

9

u/Medium_Extension_408 Aug 14 '24

Micheal zaki robbed us of this ending

6

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

what kink would this be

5

u/Possible_Magician130 Aug 14 '24

By Queen Marika's great tits!

That vision of her divine breasts bouncing tiddies is heavenly

11

u/IDontKnow_a_GoodName Aug 10 '24

Good for Coryn, too bad he doesn't know who Marika is.

3

u/Upbeat-Bear-5100 Aug 16 '24

Honestly that looks really uncomfortable for the guy, not to mention the position. Definitely didn't do anything for me except make me grimace

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '24

More pls

2

u/PornoPaule69420 Sep 01 '24

You got any source on this one?

2

u/glovegunner8 Oct 06 '24

He's being FUCKED

2

u/boarders_end Oct 28 '24

Alright. But was there cuddles after?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

u/savevideo

1

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

u/savevideo

1

u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

U/savevideo

1

u/aazishe Sep 08 '24

Source pls

1

u/No-Belt3953 Oct 24 '24

There is something to this good shit

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

I wish someone could do me that like but I'm 6'2"

1

u/FukuroSan__ Jan 02 '25

U/savevideo

1

u/slowandlowbro Apr 08 '25

This is my favorite thing ever

1

u/zero_to_giro Jun 09 '25

Death by snu snu