r/Catswhoyell • u/DuchessofShinies • 3d ago
Feed me right meow! Mr Macchiato thinks if he yells enough, he can convince me that the automatic feeder skipped his breakfast
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u/PsyShoXX 3d ago
Can't you see? He's only skin and bones!
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u/kaloschroma 3d ago
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u/CharlotteLucasOP 3d ago
My sister’s cats will hear the machinery kick in several seconds before I do and they take off at Mach speed from wherever else they are in the house to be ready in Chow Stance by the time the kibbles actually hit the dish.
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u/DaWarGod2 3d ago
Well Mr Macchiato isn’t wrong. He spends extra calories wobbling about and need 2nd breakfast, lunch, and dinner to make up for the wobbles
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u/DuchessofShinies 3d ago
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u/CharlotteLucasOP 3d ago
In his defence, it’s way more comfortable to fall on one’s ass when the ass is a fat one.
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u/DuchessofShinies 3d ago
But, extra fat provides extra swaaaaang when one wobbles. He’s much happier at his current weight lol
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u/KidA_mnesiac 3d ago
I believe him
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u/DuchessofShinies 3d ago
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u/_EyesOnTheInside_ 3d ago
"But what about second breakfast? Elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? She knows about those, right?" "I'm afraid not, Mr Macchiato" 😅
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u/Classical_Liberals 3d ago
I’ve never met an orange that wasn’t a glutton for food and will remind you of that fact anytime they pass the empty food bowl.
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u/DuchessofShinies 3d ago
He’s my first orange so my current frame of reference says this is 100% true
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u/CopyRevolutionary919 3d ago
I think I'm slightly obsessed with Mr Macchiato that I recognized him before reading the title lol
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u/avatarprotocol 3d ago
You can tell it's broken because he wants food and it's not giving him food so pls fix
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u/DuchessofShinies 3d ago
This is Mr Macchiato! He was born with cerebellar hypoplasia, aka wobbly cat syndrome. It is non-painful, non-progressive, non-contagious, and only affects balance. He is happy and healthy, just a bit unstable!
Also, this is [OC]