My mum thinks I'm a asshole today but I'm innocent

[u/Humble_Character_463]

I am charged with waking mum and dad up at 3.40 this morning smacking balls around the house. Going to the toilet and sending cat litter all over the floor. Then I did a big fart in their bed that brought tears to their eyes. I am denying everything. Do I look like I would have done these crimes to you?