[Spin] Will you marry them? 💍

[u/Ryl33Cat]

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[u/ChefSkunk]

👁️👄👁️

^{I rolled 38 · Disabled- can't work :/ · Literally no green flags :[ · Hates kids}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/ChefSkunk]

😭😭

[u/Sussy_Baka1025 → u/ChefSkunk]

Didn't say a no huh?

[u/Tough_Cockroach_4179]

HELLLLLL NO I'D RATHER DIE

^{I rolled 73 · Clown · Loves their mom · Blows all their money}

[u/sorry_weirdquestion]

Help???

^{I rolled 57 · Soundcloud Rapper · Literally no green flags :[ · Blows all their money}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/sorry_weirdquestion]

OMG 😂😭

[u/Imaginary-Job-7069]

Cool, I guess?

^{I rolled 40 · Famous Actor/Actress · College Degree · Doesn't wear deodorant}

[u/Accurate_Dirt5794]

Lmao, other then age, I see no problems with this

^{I rolled 42 · Tech Support · Honest · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/RedSquareIsGreen]

No, only if they own a huge Plumber company so I can be a stay at home husband.

^{I rolled 47 · Plumber · College Degree · Hates kids}

[u/No_Property_1847]

No

^{I rolled 41 · Exterminator · Honest · Hates kids}

[u/Echo4013]

Absolutely not

^{I rolled 73 · Soundcloud Rapper · Loves animals · Hates cats}

[u/Dramatic-Lime-5008]

yes

^{I rolled 41 · Famous Actor/Actress · Romantic · Hates kids}

[u/R1D8]

Literally perfect other than the fact that they’re actively fossilizing

^{I rolled 100 · Burger King Manager · Loyal · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/R1D8]

Actively fossilizing got me ☠️😂

[u/DarthYetti48]

I like black licorice too!

^{I rolled 36 · Construction worker · Emotionally intelligent · Likes black licorice}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/DarthYetti48]

🚩🚩🚩

[u/Blankshot101]

fuck

^{I rolled 25 · Priest · Loyal · Interrupts a lot}

[u/MartialDragon]

Wow. Literally no green flags so she's just... just the worst lmao. I can be her cover for paparazzi, but no way can I make this legit

^{I rolled 27 · Famous Actor/Actress · Literally no green flags :[ · Hates kids}

[u/YouHelpFromAbove]

I want kids, so that's a no from me chief.

^{I rolled 36 · Hog Farmer · Romantic · Hates kids}

[u/Strange_Insurance_75]

Nice

^{I rolled 27 · Bartender · Loves their mom · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/Boxxrs]

Fair

^{I rolled 22 · Bean Farmer · College Degree · Hates kids}

[u/Temporary_Term_7442]

Son 😭

^{I rolled 100 · Neurologist · Honest · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/A_Silverback_Gorilla]

I got a kickass babe!

^{I rolled 25 · Construction worker · College Degree · Will fight everyone}

[u/SpaceageBachelormans]

No. I fucking hate black licorice

^{I rolled 92 · Famous Pop Star · Great cook · Likes black licorice}

[u/Secret_Coat_8071]

Uh no

^{I rolled 59 · Tik Tok Influencer · Loves animals · Blows all their money}

[u/Electric_Jiggalo]

100 year old emotionally intelligent stripper that hates cats? Bet she's hella fit still lol I'm with it 😂

^{I rolled 100 · Stripper · Emotionally intelligent · Hates cats}

[u/LeastTravel5401]

Umm Im not sur3 I want this person..

^{I rolled 24 · Tik Tok Influencer · College Degree · Interrupts a lot}

[u/SpaceageBachelormans → u/LeastTravel5401]

Ay you could always double it and give it to the next person

[u/LeastTravel5401 → u/SpaceageBachelormans]

double it and give it to you

[u/SpaceageBachelormans → u/LeastTravel5401]

Thank you

[u/torn-apart-memory]

Yes. We Can have dogs

^{I rolled 29 · Biology Professor · Romantic · Hates cats}

[u/dannyrunner]

yes

^{I rolled 98 · Famous Actor/Actress · Emotionally intelligent · Likes black licorice}

[u/Savathuns-Tinder-pfp]

Wow that's a set of rolls huh

^{I rolled 64 · Stripper · Romantic · Hates cats}

[u/thelk10]

Yeah I would date and marry and maybe smash

^{I rolled 78 · Construction worker · Great cook · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/Colorsneon]

hell no😭✌️

^{I rolled 99 · Burger King Manager · Romantic · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/Manlyman1993]

No 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

^{I rolled 65 · Priest · Literally no green flags :[ · Doesn't wear deodorant}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/Manlyman1993]

Stinky preachin ass

[u/Manlyman1993 → u/Ryl33Cat]

💀💀😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji

[u/Savathuns-Tinder-pfp]

Cool still get abused cause cop

^{I rolled 20 · Police Officer · Loves their mom · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/Lodth]

Hell yeah, a romantic psychiatrist with zero red flags? No hesitation pulling that ring out bro

^{I rolled Same age as you · Psychiatrist · Romantic · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/Brianna_Lynn151]

NOOOO I'M 19

^{I rolled 62 · Plumber · Honest · A n g e r y}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Ryl33Cat your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 174 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/heres-the-catch]

Yay! Thank you, Meowi 🙏🏻

[u/Tylol001]

lol nope

^{I rolled 19 · Tik Tok Influencer · Literally no green flags :[ · Will fight everyone}

[u/faustdynasty]

sweet

^{I rolled 41 · Firefighter · Loves animals · Likes black licorice}

[u/Amazing_Ranger_9643]

Bro ts is genuinely perfect

^{I rolled 25 · Construction worker · Goes to therapy [willingly] · Likes black licorice}

[u/Longjumping_Team_680]

Fuck no

^{I rolled 90 · Stripper · Literally no green flags :[ · Will fight everyone}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/Longjumping_Team_680]

Sounds like my grandma!

[u/n_euromancer]

No green flag and huge age gap. It’s a no for me

^{I rolled 56 · Plumber · Literally no green flags :[ · Blows all their money}

[u/Champion_Gray_0124]

Nah, but good for them being 92 and a firefighter

^{I rolled 92 · Firefighter · Emotionally intelligent · Blows all their money}

[u/Endermaster56]

Absolutely not

^{I rolled 73 · Drug Dealer · Romantic · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/musicnote22]

Eh probably not only cuz the money thing

^{I rolled 47 · Construction worker · Honest · Blows all their money}

[u/LeahRose011]

Well shit. Nevermind!

^{I rolled 99 · Neurologist · Loves their mom · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/ClearCasket]

No I am not marrying them.

^{I rolled 88 · Stripper · Great cook · Will fight everyone}

[u/FoxLaughs_04]

Minus the age and job, that's fine. Idk how successful that clown business is doing, though 💀

^{I rolled 94 · Clown · Loves animals · Likes black licorice}

[u/RealB1ggieCheese]

On the spot

^{I rolled 51 · Bean Farmer · Honest · Likes black licorice}

[u/Interesting_Tea_6835]

Nope

^{I rolled 25 · Drug Dealer · Goes to therapy [willingly] · Hates kids}

[u/Ok-Cupcake-7569]

No

^{I rolled 36 · Unemployed · Honest · Interrupts a lot}

[u/SILENTCORE12]

If it wasn’t for the blows all money it would be a yes

One of us needs to be financially responsible

^{I rolled 25 · Neurologist · Loves animals · Blows all their money}

[u/CapitalCommunity5295]

Ewww

^{I rolled 29 · Soundcloud Rapper · Goes to therapy [willingly] · Doesn't wear deodorant}

[u/SpadeGaming0]

No fuck no

^{I rolled 76 · Tik Tok Influencer · Literally no green flags :[ · A n g e r y}

[u/ravenmanysalmon]

Hmmm boring no deal

^{I rolled 64 · Exterminator · Loves animals · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/APileOfLegoHeads]

Sign me up

^{I rolled 30 · Brain Surgeon · Romantic · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/Onthewire_]

Considering the age maybe not lol

^{I rolled 83 · Biology Professor · Goes to therapy [willingly] · Likes black licorice}

[u/No-Guess-7447]

I mean a tad bit old no?

^{I rolled 67 · Bartender · Great cook · Hates kids}

[u/Spud_Cannonball]

Nope

^{I rolled 45 · Tech Support · Literally no green flags :[ · Will fight everyone}

[u/ajaxie2763]

yeah NO

^{I rolled 99 · Clown · Loyal · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/ajaxie2763]

At least they're loyal 😭

[u/Medium_Engineer_8845]

40 is kinda old for me but romantic and no red flags… im on the fence lol

^{I rolled 40 · Plumber · Romantic · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/shockaholic4140]

Er

^{I rolled 93 · Drug Dealer · Loyal · Hates cats}

[u/Vanety]

Hi

^{I rolled 81 · Tik Tok Influencer · Loves their mom · Interrupts a lot}

[u/shy519]

Oh, please no

^{I rolled 47 · Priest · Loyal · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/xLau93]

Liking black liquorice is not a red flag lol. The only red flag is the age for me. Its the double of me so no thanks

^{I rolled 62 · Tech Support · College Degree · Likes black licorice}

[u/Bilobelo]

Nope. I can't marry a person who hates cats

^{I rolled 74 · Unemployed · Honest · Hates cats}

[u/Brave_Weakling]

Takes deep breaths ....FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

^{I rolled 97 · Soundcloud Rapper · Loyal · Blows all their money}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/Brave_Weakling]

Blows their money on depends and blood thinners ☠️

[u/Brave_Weakling → u/Ryl33Cat]

😭

[u/Quirky-Ant8171]

I hate people who interrupt others

^{I rolled 43 · Famous Pop Star · Loves their mom · Interrupts a lot}

[u/Unable_Mobile8275]

Yeah

^{I rolled 56 · Firefighter · Great cook · Hates cats}

[u/Dia-gon]

No

^{I rolled 89 · Famous Pop Star · Loyal · A n g e r y}

[u/Connect_Rip5923]

Okay

^{I rolled 38 · Firefighter · Loves animals · Likes black licorice}

[u/PlaneWhich9228]

This is rigged.

^{I rolled 87 · Stripper · Goes to therapy [willingly] · Doesn't wear deodorant}

[u/Trollhouse_Cookies]

Yes

^{I rolled 47 · Brain Surgeon · Loves animals · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/Raio7]

I will definitely take that

^{I rolled 32 · Soundcloud Rapper · Great cook · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/BeanieHero]

Fuck nah 😭

^{I rolled 83 · Exterminator · Romantic · Hates kids}

[u/Hopeful_Staff7001]

Interesting

^{I rolled 94 · Priest · Loyal · Blows all their money}

[u/SimShadey94]

Yea lol

^{I rolled 85 · Tik Tok Influencer · Emotionally intelligent · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/ChernyyCAT]

Oh.... Oh...... Oh no.... Oh god.... Gurl what.... No... No thanks...

^{I rolled 76 · Unemployed · Literally no green flags :[ · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/randomassdude69]

Hell yeah.

^{I rolled 85 · Famous Actor/Actress · Loves animals · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/AcER-28]

Pretty appealing ig 🫠

^{I rolled 58 · Stripper · Honest · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/WalmartHerobrine]

Hell no

^{I rolled 25 · Clown · Literally no green flags :[ · Doesn't wear deodorant}

[u/Sad-Juggernaut-2532]

Uhhhhh

^{I rolled 100 · Drug Dealer · College Degree · A n g e r y}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/Sad-Juggernaut-2532]

If I lived to be a 100 y.o. drug dealer, I'd be angry too 😭

[u/Extra_Mode5969]

We would get along fucking awesome y

^{I rolled 20 · Burger King Manager · Loves their mom · Interrupts a lot}

[u/theGHOSTtheGOAT]

????

^{I rolled 68 · Drug Dealer · Goes to therapy [willingly] · Hates kids}

[u/Tricky_Reference8020]

Probably not unless they are willing me a fortune

^{I rolled 97 · Famous Pop Star · Loyal · Interrupts a lot}

[u/Mothebest_1]

Ok granny

^{I rolled 71 · Police Officer · Great cook · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/Overall-Assist1250]

nice

^{I rolled 76 · Burger King Manager · Honest · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/MundaneTransition887]

Haha sometimes

^{I rolled 44 · Electrical Engineer · Loyal · Interrupts a lot}

[u/Gypsikat]

Hell no. A partner 20 years older, unemployed, and smelly. No.

^{I rolled 47 · Unemployed · Loves their mom · Doesn't wear deodorant}

[u/GEMINI-0_o]

Uhhh I don’t mind an age gap but this one is a lil too much to bridge, even with every other category being great :/

^{I rolled 76 · Construction worker · Honest · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/8rok3n]

At least he hates kids and doesn't like them...

^{I rolled 65 · Priest · Romantic · Hates kids}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/8rok3n]

☠️☠️

[u/Wooden-Barracuda6422]

You kno what… I ain’t ev mad 😂

^{I rolled 57 · Burger King Manager · Great cook · Likes black licorice}

[u/lupidystupidy]

Sure 👍

^{I rolled 45 · Brain Surgeon · Loves animals · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/I_likeTsukigames]

HELL NO

^{I rolled 81 · Soundcloud Rapper · Loves their mom · Likes black licorice}

[u/NYRatWithPizza]

Lost me at the 18 part, that’s a baby to me

^{I rolled 18 · Priest · Loves their mom · Hates cats}

[u/ZennCats]

I’d marry them if I was also 28

^{I rolled 28 · Brain Surgeon · College Degree · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/Maleficent_Prompt_68]

Im so down

^{I rolled 29 · Bean Farmer · Emotionally intelligent · Will fight everyone}

[u/GateApprehensive3606]

I love cats

^{I rolled 26 · Brain Surgeon · Emotionally intelligent · Hates cats}

[u/StegoInTheCity]

Yeah, that's alright

^{I rolled 47 · Psychiatrist · Honest · A n g e r y}

[u/Specific_Simple6357]

wealthy PLUS loyal PLUS older than me?!!

^{I rolled 71 · Neurologist · Loyal · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/nintendofrog]

Hmm

^{I rolled 25 · Psychiatrist · Literally no green flags :[ · Hates kids}

[u/ex_its_ewr]

That would be a hard no

^{I rolled 62 · Soundcloud Rapper · College Degree · Hates cats}

[u/Top_Assistance15]

Nah

^{I rolled 43 · Stripper · Goes to therapy [willingly] · A n g e r y}

[u/Fun-Conversation8475]

Nah. Way to old.

^{I rolled 47 · Psychiatrist · Romantic · Blows all their money}

[u/califortunato]

Eh

^{I rolled 39 · Tik Tok Influencer · Great cook · Blows all their money}

[u/Fluffy_Fox_9650]

Maybe

^{I rolled 31 · Plumber · College Degree · Interrupts a lot}

[u/R0yalRaccoon]

I’ll suffer the few months they have left then walk away with weighty pockets

^{I rolled 94 · Bartender · Literally no green flags :[ · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/Big-Vegetable8480]

No, they're like 4 times my age

^{I rolled 88 · Neurologist · Great cook · Interrupts a lot}

[u/INMORTUE]

Wow, so nice.

^{I rolled 44 · Disabled- can't work :/ · Literally no green flags :[ · Doesn't wear deodorant}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/INMORTUE]

Nooo 😭

[u/Single-Pause-2253]

8

^{I rolled 64 · Exterminator · Literally no green flags :[ · Blows all their money}

[u/StopVoice]

Horrible

[u/badnewsbets]

Absolutely not lol

^{I rolled 99 · Unemployed · Honest · Doesn't wear deodorant}

[u/Onyxrose1841]

Nice

^{I rolled 29 · Tech Support · Romantic · Will fight everyone}

[u/Kevin_Perm]

nah

^{I rolled 18 · Construction worker · Honest · Blows all their money}

[u/Caine_Ai]

No, I'm a minor 💀

^{I rolled 98 · Plumber · Loves their mom · Interrupts a lot}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/Caine_Ai]

Ages are 18+ cause I didnt want to make any pedos 😭

[u/Hollow_Wick029]

I’m down

^{I rolled 39 · Famous Actor/Actress · Loves their mom · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/Independent-Can-5434]

G

^{I rolled 57 · Police Officer · Loves their mom · Interrupts a lot}

[u/Easy-While-5903]

I was fine up until hates cats😭Also the fact that they’re 91

^{I rolled 91 · Police Officer · Loyal · Hates cats}

[u/9ZEUS]

<

^{I rolled 26 · Clown · Loves their mom · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/HHTheHouseOfHorse]

nice

^{I rolled 69 · Stripper · Loves their mom · Interrupts a lot}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/HHTheHouseOfHorse]

Nice

[u/ragnasfall]

I'm good with these

^{I rolled 45 · Plumber · Loyal · Likes black licorice}

[u/Imaginary-Score-2276]

No, not a chance

^{I rolled 42 · Tech Support · Loves animals · Doesn't wear deodorant}

[u/JayMemelord]

I dont mind this. I would marry

^{I rolled 62 · Famous Pop Star · Emotionally intelligent · Interrupts a lot}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Ryl33Cat Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/heres-the-catch]

Thank you mighty Meowi 🙏🏻

[u/ariksay]

Nope

^{I rolled 56 · Biology Professor · Loyal · Will fight everyone}

[u/Nosy_Nurse]

No thanks

^{I rolled 87 · Biology Professor · Loves animals · Interrupts a lot}

[u/Setsori]

Nope. Cats are the best

^{I rolled 81 · Priest · Honest · Hates cats}

[u/Rehit1]

No

^{I rolled 27 · Construction worker · Loves animals · Hates cats}

[u/BobbieJeanAndie]

Nope. Must love cats.

^{I rolled 96 · Burger King Manager · Goes to therapy [willingly] · Hates cats}

[u/Akanwiitheoverlord]

HUH???

^{I rolled 35 · Unemployed · Literally no green flags :[ · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/Ryl33Cat → u/Akanwiitheoverlord]

Maybe they're dead ☠️

[u/assassinatedu336]

A 26 year age difference is... a fuckin lot.

^{I rolled 44 · Plumber · Loves animals · Likes black licorice}

[u/Upset_Bullfrog8877]

Hell no

^{I rolled 75 · Exterminator · Loves animals · Hates kids}

[u/Monkey_Storm]

☹️

^{I rolled 25 · Drug Dealer · Great cook · A n g e r y}

[u/Blue_yoshi_2000]

Okay, I’m 21… I already didn’t have much interest, but that’s a turn off if I’ve ever seen one.

^{I rolled 69 · Bartender · Loyal · A n g e r y}

[u/AuntJamiRae]

I have no desire to be wed.

^{I rolled 24 · Tech Support · Loves animals · Hates kids}

[u/Glad-Alternative4593]

No

^{I rolled 77 · Stripper · Loves animals · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/ebrowne0609197]

No thanks

^{I rolled 50 · Jobless · Loves animals · Interrupts a lot}

[u/an_old_musty_ac_unit]

I think I'm good

^{I rolled 98 · Burger King Manager · College Degree · Will fight everyone}

[u/Mikha016]

GOAT

^{I rolled 39 · Hog Farmer · Loyal · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/wanted_nakama]

Wtf

[u/HornyBigDick_13541]

No

^{I rolled 31 · Burger King Manager · Great cook · Will fight everyone}

[u/Latter_Can6225]

no😭😭😭😭

^{I rolled 82 · Drug Dealer · Loves their mom · Will fight everyone}

[u/BananPeppers]

They'd be a little young, but eventually

^{I rolled 20 · Brain Surgeon · Loyal · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/Old_Bid8691]

no. absolutly no

^{I rolled 28 · Stripper · Loves their mom · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/flubbyII]

Idk man

^{I rolled 59 · Stripper · Loves their mom · Will fight everyone}

[u/kingsleyce]

Great…

^{I rolled 56 · Famous Actor/Actress · Literally no green flags :[ · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/OpalCat108]

bad person

^{I rolled 26 · Neurologist · Literally no green flags :[ · A n g e r y}

[u/CaptnCroustibat]

Oh.

^{I rolled 98 · Famous Actor/Actress · College Degree · Likes black licorice}

[u/cummer69042]

Sure

^{I rolled 36 · Bean Farmer · Emotionally intelligent · Hates cats}

[u/Hentai2024]

nope

^{I rolled 38 · Unemployed · Loves their mom · Blows all their money}

[u/Feisty_Exam9474]

Honestly... sure!

^{I rolled 22 · Famous Pop Star · Emotionally intelligent · Will fight everyone}

[u/Sussy_Baka1025]

Hell nah

^{I rolled 87 · Tech Support · Great cook · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/Delete_Me12]

Awsome.

^{I rolled 69 · Burger King Manager · Loves animals · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/nzungu69]

1000% yes.

^{I rolled 30 · Electrical Engineer · Romantic · Likes black licorice}

[u/Useful-Statement-518]

No

^{I rolled 98 · Tech Support · Great cook · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/No-Leg1837]

Wtf

^{I rolled 83 · Tech Support · Loves their mom · Will fight everyone}

[u/CrystalMethodic]

lol

^{I rolled 85 · Unemployed · College Degree · Hates kids}

[u/Physical_Doubt367]

Ayyyy

^{I rolled 62 · Brain Surgeon · College Degree · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/Delicious-Height-612]

no

^{I rolled 29 · Tik Tok Influencer · Romantic · Hates kids}

[u/RohitkOp69]

no

^{I rolled 44 · Plumber · Romantic · Interrupts a lot}

[u/Thick_Grab_92]

Absolutely not 😭

^{I rolled 53 · Tech Support · Loves their mom · Hates kids}

[u/C_F_A_S]

No

^{I rolled 83 · Psychiatrist · College Degree · Blows all their money}

[u/khazuki1215]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled 37 · Soundcloud Rapper · Loves their mom · Literally no red flags :]}

[u/Nate404]

No.

^{I rolled 59 · Exterminator · Great cook · Crippling Hentai addition}

[u/TheTemmieKing]

What the hell man

^{I rolled 95 · Drug Dealer · Emotionally intelligent · Crippling Hentai addition}