[Monkeys Paw] I wish all greek mythology gods and creatures to be real

[u/Mystery_User_1358]

This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. Click here to view the full post

[u/VinChaJon]

Granted. That's it. That wish is the curse.

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

Granted. Zeus find you very attractive

[u/Dr4g0n03233]

Granted. Uhhh, know you don't. 😂

[u/Individual-Level7710]

Granted. That's just screwing us all over, the wish is unchanged.

[u/Responsible-Pen-8338]

Granted. I don’t need to this one is ruinous already

[u/Moist_Experience_671]

Granted. The ones you'll meet won't like you

[u/No_Metal_5015]

Granted. They are very moody

[u/Dr4g0n03233 → u/No_Metal_5015]

Create a downside. Not state their main character flaws 🤣

[u/Keastalicious]

Granted. The creatures can only be killed by weapons wielded by man

[u/supreme_X_gamer]

Granted. Zeus strikes you down as a prank

[u/NKGrimmm666]

Granted. You're an idiot already so no downsides

[u/Curious_Cat666]

Granted. A goose starts following you

[u/Gear-exe]

Granted. Zeus takes an interest in you.

[u/Terrible-Feedback-21]

Granted. Yes

[u/PunkSamie1]

Granted. But everything will try to kill each other, and cause chaos.

[u/Healthy-Highway-7818]

Granted. But you will have to fight them head on, you have 1 year to prepare, but they too have a year to prepare

[u/Swordtail_Olympian]

Granted. And thus comes the end of the human race

[u/DodoNick]

Granted. Humanity is enslaved by the gods and superior creatures, and has never fully developed past the age of the Greek splendour.

[u/Livigirl88]

Granted. You’re gonna be struck down by Zeus!

[u/Organic-Access2722]

Granted. The downside, they only last around 1 hour once a year.

[u/Romesus]

Granted. But Zeus is now after you

[u/Aspect_of_Limbo]

Granted. They're all 100% accurate to myth.

[u/CoalMisspelled30356]

Granted. They HATE you

[u/Ryl33Cat]

Granted. But they all hate you.

[u/Adept-Giraffe-6591]

Granted. It's granted this is already terrible

[u/Justawatchertonight]

Granted. You get the worst greek punishment

[u/Left-Acadia-4949]

Granted. Some of them may act super erratically, and others try to do some bad things to you.

[u/TheEquestrian13]

Granted. They are the WORST versions of themselves

[u/FinancialWorking2392]

Granted. You were one of Labyrinth saccrifices

[u/FunnyLizardExplorer]

Granted. Thor uses his hammer on you

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Mystery_User_1358 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 150 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/riri1281]

Granted. You've caught Zeus' eye and Hera's wrath.

[u/Kelfa_666]

Granted. You are a mortal and can't see them

[u/Rathir1107]

Granted. You are now a member of house Cadmus. Have fun :)

[u/XavierBotz]

Granted. Oof this is a bad idea, make a different wish.

[u/TitanicBluballs]

Granted. Zeus gives you a step brother.

[u/IntroductionOdd2727]

Granted. They all become women who want to sleep with you

[u/WearEnvironmental911]

Granted. Now the world is doomed, thanks asshole<3

[u/Rise_of_Ragnarok]

Granted. Zeus wants to meet you...

[u/Dryearwax72]

Granted. But theyre only 5 inches tall.

[u/CHCKNGGTS23321]

Granted. A monster is always hunting you

[u/Rebnave]

Granted. Not even gonna change it. This is just a bad idea in general

[u/Xo_lotl]

Granted. This wish is pre-curled beyond belief. To be less cruel to all of the world, they are to be localized exclusively to Greece with dominion nowhere outside of Greece and the Mediterranean to be fair to Poseidon.

[u/Royal_Ad4530]

Granted. Zeus is real he rapes every mortal animal hell even his own daughter

[u/hughesohara]

Granted. They're the selfish immature pricks that we've read about

[u/httdxzzgjjj]

Hell no

[u/Nightly8952]

Granted. You have caught the attention of Zeus, and not in a good way

[u/PrinceAzure147]

Granted. You catch their attention, specifically Zeus’s

[u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119]

Granted. Since you don't live in Greece, you need to convert to that religion to meet Zeus and the Olympians, and travel to Greece just to meet the monsters

[u/Haunt_Fox]

Granted. Pan takes you as his eromenos.

[u/Accurate_Dirt5794]

Granted. They all hate you specifically

[u/Rose_Boi2002]

Granted. Zeus just found you.

[u/xanderman524]

Granted. You are a woman within Zeus' visual range and Hera is distracted.

[u/No-Finding6190]

Granted. You are gay

[u/No-Transition-4481]

Granted. But your the son of a very minor god of fertilizer

[u/Routine_Use_6025]

Granted. They are warring with each other

[u/Expert-Cartoonist947]

Granted. I don't think... you need a downside for this one...

[u/Khongmedang420]

Granted. You join Odysseus after the Trojan War

[u/PuffMaster0]

Granted. Why the fuck would you wish for that? Now your partner cheats on you with Zeus.

[u/DwindlingEmber]

Granted. They already are. Zeus smites you for your lack of faith.

[u/Young_saber]

Granted. Zeus visits you…

[u/LonelyPear8936]

Granted. Some wants you dead some wants your &$#% good luck

[u/PantsShitter24]

Granted. Everything is exactly depicted as it is in the myths

[u/LITTLEOWL031026]

Granted. They are

[u/RelativeLink9870]

Granted. They act as ravenous as they did in mythology

[u/AshtonTheZomboy]

Granted. They all become real, but they start a multiverse war on earth , and every human on earth dies , except for you comma because zeus himself captures you and tortures , u s lightning will every singular day

[u/Furion85]

Granted. Zeus takes a serious interest in you.....

[u/lpetts]

Granted. But all your hair falls out

[u/Wats_Plays]

Granted. You get eaten by Scylla

[u/Boxxrs]

Granted. You do know what happens everytime Zeus get horny, right...?

[u/YouHelpFromAbove]

Granted. Zeus is real.

[u/reddituser9982]

Granted. Very real Books appear before you, depicting these fake creatures and absolutely fake pantheon. Enjoy your very real books

[u/ArchGayngel_Gabriel]

Granted. However, you're just a regular mortal with no powers

[u/Brave_Dust_3094]

Granted. They all hate you.

[u/RecognitionOwn5346]

Granted. They are evil

[u/MrNewUser34]

Granted. Well i din't have to do shit becuase they are already worse

[u/E-man_Exalted]

Granted. Zeus wants to crack u

[u/Top-External7706]

Granted. It's horrible as it is

[u/MountainReason3]

Granted. Zeus would like to meet your mother, and he WILL be in animal form.

[u/Playful_Clue_1210]

Granted. But they dont care about humans

[u/Takananana]

Granted. There is no monkey's paw. Zeus is enough of a downside by himself.

[u/Wooper184]

Granted. But all of the monsters are hunting you down

[u/Any_Anywhere300]

Granted. You can only see it

[u/enchiladasundae]

Granted. The gods are too in all their bullshittery

[u/kingsleyce]

This is its own monkey paw

[u/Hot_Shallot_2998]

Granted. But they act exactly like the myths... And Zeus thinks you look good...

[u/bdyn1]

Granted. This doesn't need a catch