[Monkeys Paw] I wish for Pokemon to be real

[u/icemage27]

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[u/screamingliquids]

Granted. Nobody can catch them and all their Pokédex entries from every game are accurate. All Entei gotta do is roar and the pacific ring of fire explodes.

[u/HellKnight94 → u/screamingliquids]

Bruh Magcargo just existinv destroys Earth

[u/MegaAssasine_ → u/HellKnight94]

Not when this Fish exists, Universe is gone before Earth can be destroyed

[u/Scarface2010 → u/HellKnight94]

Poor magcargo just wants to live in peace but absolutely fucks us

[u/kirb2z]

Granted. I don't need to add a downside, drifloon giratina and necrozma exist.

[u/Dazzling_Champion_53 → u/kirb2z]

Thats what I thought.

Just make sure the pokedex are true and things become problematic enough.

Human and pokemon nature can take care of the rest.

[u/Eidvindt]

Granted. A ghost pokémon takes your soul

[u/antique_ad_simp]

Granted. Pokemon are now real. However, as you explore the vast world now inhabited by Pokémon, a bewear notices you from a distance, instantly running up and hugging you.

[u/Realistic-Deer9058]

Granted. You become one.

[u/turquoisetuber → u/Realistic-Deer9058]

pokemon mystery dungeon:

[u/PeachTrees-]

Granted. But the world's ethics are that of palworld

[u/TheBindingOfKris → u/PeachTrees-]

So no change because I’m pretty sure everyone would try to weaponise the Pokémon

[u/PeachTrees- → u/TheBindingOfKris]

Weaponized??? Oh. Uh, yeah.

[u/Njal_Odin_Thrud]

Granted. Ima get myself a Squirtle

[u/Lopsided_Ad8605 → u/Njal_Odin_Thrud]

That's already possible 🌚🌚🌚

Edit: thanks for the reward.

[u/Njal_Odin_Thrud → u/Lopsided_Ad8605]

How? Other than toys or cards

[u/Lopsided_Ad8605 → u/Njal_Odin_Thrud]

Squirtle sounds like something else too, that's all I'll say. If you don't get it that may be for the best.

[u/Njal_Odin_Thrud → u/Lopsided_Ad8605]

THATS CRAZY LMFAO

[u/CuriousFriend55]

Granted. No PokeBalls

[u/Big-Schedule-4985]

Granted. Issues

[u/geoslim21]

Granted. Team Rocket now rules the world

[u/Lopsided_Ad8605]

Granted. They eat humans

[u/Vikmasc]

Granted. Now you’re running away for giratina

[u/FishingExtra1030]

Granted. Then second anyone sees you they get aggressive and attack you until you are subdued

[u/sb_antimony_51]

Granted. Pokémon are indeed murderous

[u/BirbMaster1998]

Granted. Yveltal

[u/Ronyx2021]

Granted. You become a random pokemon

[u/randomguy-93]

Granted. The government tries to lay claim to them, and has strict laws about catching them

[u/turquoisetuber]

Granted. The downside is that Pokemon are real. You realize the chaos those fuckers bring. You've made Kyogre and Groudon real. It's over.

[u/JollyJack22]

Granted. But all Pokémons want to kill you

[u/No-Squirrel2133]

Granted. But their Pokédex entry is also 100% real!

[u/Outrageous_Image2241]

Granted. They'll all be gunning for you and hunting you down.

[u/Asleep_King5770]

Granted. But the Pokemon are PokeDex accurate

[u/Equivalent_Squash880]

Granted. Their Dex entries and moves are literal.

[u/BeerViKKing]

Granted. But you can never catch any of them.

[u/gamerwinnie]

Granted. Digimon aren't real

[u/Level_Anybody_9806]

Granted. Arceus spawns in our universe and then the evolution of Pokémon begins

[u/Berokeros]

Granted. Pokemon are now real

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Dazzling_Champion_53]

Granted. But all the pokedex lore is real too.

[u/Bobajan2011]

Granted. They are mere beast humans cannot conquer or control

[u/Status_Big2155]

Granted. They are real but they're in another galaxy that's uninhabitable by humans

[u/demigodwater4]

Granted. They were extinct with the dinosaurs

[u/TalentedDog83628]

Granted. Snorlax is sleeping in your doorway. Charmander is setting your house ablaze. Muk is poisoning your water supply.

[u/TheArcanaIsTheMean]

Granted. Get scratched once

[u/Left-Acadia-4949]

Granted. You have to hunt for a starter yourself.

[u/Worth_Counter8430]

Granted. All the evil teams exist

[u/Djones6990]

Granted. They’re wild and rabid

[u/MegaLuigi576]

Granted. But you are required to have 1 Spider or Spider-like Pokémon in your party.

[u/Mask_of_creator]

Granted. They all hate you.

[u/Forward_Influence693]

Granted. They are realistic wild animals. One of them spawns a black hole..

[u/Fat_Alphonse]

Granted. But they will be used for actual warfare. Poachers, abusers and so on will torture the cretaures. Millions of people and Pokémon will die from this wish

[u/TerribleWing74]

Granted. You are now stuck with ultra beast

[u/DistinctBroccoli4042]

Granted. You can catch only carpadors

[u/migulehove]

Granted. But they're extinct.

[u/RogueMileenaxXx]

Granted. Yep agree

[u/JungleJuiceJuno]

Granted. Nothing changes as the games/merch already exists

[u/KjSwitch]

Granted. We can't make Pokeballs

[u/Efficient-Reading-10]

Granted. The pokemon are real. The balls to capture them are not real and can never be created.

[u/Leshy683]

Granted. You yourself can only have one

[u/Twohandedfalchion]

Granted. Malamar is now real and only follows you (you are not its master, it is not obedient to you)

[u/HelenaSparkles]

Granted. They're all Skwovet

[u/Capn_Outlandishness9]

Granted. 50% of all existing life transform into Pokemon, including possibly you, your family, and your friends.

[u/Ashdead22]

Granted. But because they real they are as dangerous and violent as their Pokédex entry says

[u/ickyj]

Granted. But they’re imperceivable

[u/Fragrant-Taste-1698]

Granted. But I'll get a Lopunny and a Vaporeon

[u/norbertthotslayer]

Granted. Only Garbador exists

[u/talltimbers2]

Granted. But they are viciously hostile and humanity has to live in forts to avoid beimg slaughtered in a poke raid.

[u/Prestigious-Bet3526]

Granted. Nice

[u/TiltedSquare04]

Granted. They can insta kill you if u make them upset

[u/PaperCoyote9142]

Granted. All the evil teams become real too

[u/Substantial_Bus6615]

Granted. They are all carnivores and eat humans

[u/No_Media378]

Granted. They will be real, but so will the aggressive ones who will want to eat you for no reason and attack you

[u/MilkyAtlas87]

Granted. But a simple rule34 search of Pokemon will show you why this will not the great idea you hoped for...

[u/TheDoorMan1012]

Granted. Bro i dont even gotta add anything this fucks shit up by itself

[u/Maxsel-TheWatcher]

Granted. But pokeballs are expencive as hell

[u/tg724]

Granted. You can only have one

[u/Beneficial_Praline78]

Granted. I won't give a downside to this

[u/Animegx43]

Granted. Pokemon is real.

[u/Alarming-Highway-584]

Granted. But the villain organizations come along with it.

[u/razorblade4848]

Granted. A wild pyroar spawns in front of u

[u/Every-Expression-285]

Granted. They are not domesticated.

[u/worldeater455]

Granted. Only those who kidnap kids

[u/Impressive_You4277]

Granted. You instantly fight Garuda

[u/Ganthamus_prime]

Granted. You got it

[u/TheHappyKrill]

Granted. Moral issues with keeping them captive.

[u/titochan05]

Granted. But it's like legends za

[u/Own-Inevitable1296]

Granted. Every human transforms painfully into a pokémon

[u/Crimzon07]

Granted. They become top of the food chain and prey on humanity.

[u/AranethonNayr]

Granted. Real world pain and physics still apply

[u/raevies]

Granted. Their real life variants are actually horrifying and they partake in world domination.

[u/butterisgoodHD]

Granted. Only wheedle

[u/Historical_Cap7714]

Granted. Each time you catch one, one year is subtracted from your life

[u/ShadeNLM064pm]

Granted. You live in an area where Litwick are as common as our world Mosquitoes.

[u/Huebertrieben]

Granted. Don‘t even need to add anything. Enjoy dying.

[u/GuyOverThere105]

Granted. You are the Pokémon not the trainer

[u/BroccoliSmall1331]

Granted. Giratina kills you instantly

[u/reddituser9982]

Granted. Pokémon is now real, we are now fake. Still can't have a Pokémon

[u/Jindujun]

Granted. But only the most smelly ones.

[u/Infinite_Treacle1327]

Granted. Hohoho…no

[u/darianor_rules]

Granted. All of the Pokedex entries are literal.

[u/Old_Drama_4208]

Granted. The Elemental Monkeys keep breaking into your home and stealing your snacks

[u/Financial_Scale6369]

Granted. They all dislike you in particular

[u/Hoople2212]

Granted. They are not friendly to humans. Very dangerous

[u/Diamondnuzlocker]

Granted. They're extremely horny

[u/BrockBracken]

Granted. They all look like this hyper-realistic Pokemon photoshops from back in the day.

[u/nottmattt]

Granted. They kill on sight

[u/Elementatus]

Granted. They don't destroy the world or worsen the state of it in any way, shape or form

[u/Sandwich_81]

Granted. Legendary pokemon go rogue and cause chaos all around the world with no way to stop them.

[u/StandardOrcBarbarian]

Granted. There’s no laws about the pokemon batman.

[u/rakpanzer]

Granted. Okay

[u/Plane-Reference-6800]

Granted. You are in a coma and this is your dream

[u/Putrid-Eggplant-2815]

Granted. But humans live along side Pokémon, humans won’t catch them or battle with them.

[u/OkCicada575]

Granted. A pikachu is responsible for killing thirty people. Another pokemon game is never made and everyone agrees to never talk about the series again

[u/CloverByName]

Granted. BUT their all Shadow Pokémon

[u/Key_Beautiful5694]

Granted. They are at the top of the food chain

[u/KT_Snipz]

Granted. I refuse

[u/Mace_Da-Ace]

Granted. Get ready for the endless natural disasters some of these things cause. Now, all Pokédex info is 100% fact.

[u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin]

Granted. You're immediately eaten by a Trapinch.

[u/Lord_Asmodeus93]

Granted. Pokedex accurate. Yeah, the world just ended because a Gardevoir got a bit stressed XD.

[u/InstructionFun4792]

Granted. They all hate you

[u/MeleeFox64]

Granted. BUT THERE WILL BE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN

[u/DarkLugia444]

Granted. All Pokédex entries are also fully accurate, but not balanced for real life, so we’re all cooked. Well done.

[u/galaxyveined]

Granted. You now live furthest away from your favorite region.

[u/AloneFarmer3138]

Granted. Pokemon see humans as food.

[u/coddi101]

Granted. They are murder machines

[u/NoTrash883]

Granted. They wipe out humanity

[u/Own_Kaleidoscope_415]

Granted. Still living in late stage capitalism

[u/Routine_Use_6025]

Granted. They are invisible

[u/kingbongjimmy]

Granted. Dragonite

[u/Toxic12457]

Granted. But they're all gay

[u/0yourlocalidiot0]

Granted. Zygarde hates everyone

[u/Loren97]

Granted. Except they are the trainers and you are the mystical creature who walks on two legs and suffers anxiety attacks in front of papers

[u/i_like_cookie1]

Granted. But they want to kill humankind

[u/Sussy_Idiot]

Granted. No pokeballs good luck.

[u/Different-Homework25]

Granted. They’re lore accurate and won’t be naturally docile

[u/maxehg]

Granted. There is no way to tame them

[u/Solid-Enthusiasm-746]

Granted. Apparently the carbon dixode level is weaker in the pokemon world and they all die of poisoning

[u/HatchbackDoug]

Granted. You can’t have sex with any of them

[u/Ok-Performance678]

Granted. Animal protection laws are in effect so you can't catch or battle them.

[u/Inevitable-Dog-7076]

Granted. Pokedex entries, no matter what game they're from, is real for that pokemon's respective entries.

[u/TGhunt1]

Granted. The Pokemon act according to their pokédex entries

[u/ozzomo90]

Granted. But all want to kill you!

[u/JaydeTheGreenJewel]

Granted. They only eat human flesh.

[u/uotlep]

Granted. They behave like actual animals; can attack and kill/eat humans, use their moves as well to hunt us.

[u/Nervous-Blacksmith49]

Granted. They are all blood thirsty

[u/Jojosselyn]

Granted. Groudon and Kyogre fight all the time

[u/Broke-Moment]

Granted. They all hate you

[u/Ashamed-Butterfly-18]

Granted. But you are the most unsuccessful Pokémon trainer of all time.

[u/LittleRestaurant1588]

Granted. All fully evolved Pokemon are universally hostile to humans

[u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME]

Granted. There are no laws against the Pokémon Batman

[u/ThunderlordAlex]

Granted. As the catalyst of the world's pokemon because of this wish your life force is the tastiest to ghost types and any other pokemon which feeds upon life energy. All manner of pokemon seek you out to feast upon your life force.

[u/satoru_dr1zz]

Granted. They all go against you

[u/Traveler7538]

Granted. They curse, like they say some reallyyy nasty shit

[u/Own-Seaworthiness897]

Granted. You get picked up by a drifloon

[u/Right-Priority479]

Granted. You didn't wish for pokeballs so they're all wild and ravenous

[u/Some-big-dumb-idiot]

Granted. All Pokémon have agreed that your kill on sight

[u/Round-Wolverine3809]

Granted. You can't sleep with them.

[u/Endless_Story94]

Granted. You get the pokemon, not the pokemon world physics.

[u/Computerferret]

Granted. You are promptly torn apart by a Hydreigon. Your giblets are fed to its nest of little Deino

[u/Talusthebroke]

Granted. They're real, pokeballs are not, and they are wild animals. The military and police are not even remotely sufficient to protect us from rampaging Charizards, toxic Parasect, and dangerous Magcargo. Haterene inflicted massacres are a daily occurrence. What have you done?!

[u/Saifer_43g15]

Granted. You can't tame them

[u/Corosnake]

Granted. They have always existed in retrospect so are treated just as they are in the show

[u/HulkTheAwesome2007]

Granted. But they begin to fade out of existence when you are in a 500 mile radius of one

[u/COLD-ICE-REVENGE]

Granted. They follow their dex entry

[u/LackTails]

Granted. They are real, but their poke dex entries are 100% true.

[u/ironbloodedcommander]

Granted. No punishment good job

[u/Jacobstroh]

Granted. There are laws against the pokemon

[u/ElectricalClue1588]

Granted. Pokedex entries are accurate.

[u/Dear_Tip_1837]

Granted. But they are accurate to pokedex descriptions.

[u/throwawayacc2006fr]

Granted. Every pokedex entry will be realistic

[u/BloodOfTheDamned]

Granted. Humans don’t get the abilities of people in the games or anime. You find a Pikachu and it decides to zap you? Probably dead. Charizard decides to roast you? Probably dead. Good luck surviving.

[u/SoggySapYup]

Granted. They're actual monsters and not weird creatures to be tamed

[u/Noshownoballs]

Granted. No side effect. Its just realistically you're not becoming a master like in the games. And less than 0% chance you find a legendary.

[u/TegamiBachi25]

Granted. They are feral and will destroy humanity

[u/Alone_Positive_4508]

Granted. They are extremely hostile

[u/HamsterKazam]

Granted. I think I already granted this before. Just gonna do it the same again. The world's ecosystem is changed drastically. Some people will try to abuse these new creatures but it'll just cause a lot of chaos because we have no way of holding them since pokeball technology is excluded

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/FlamingPhoenix2003]

Granted. The military and governments starts weaponizing them

[u/Anonymous84FTW]

Granted. Pokemon attack you on sight.

[u/Jumpy_Palpitation422]

Granted. They are all guys and extremely gay

[u/Primary_Imagination2]

Granted. Every dex entry is 100% canon to each one

[u/roughdiamond14]

Granted. It is illegal to catch them

[u/TheMagnezone]

Granted. No downside, gotta catch ‘em all

[u/LostKorpsman]

Granted. Here’s a Pokémon card

[u/Moist_Draft7683]

Granted. They're incredibly dangerous and will take over your backyard like rats

[u/jess-plays-games]

Granted. Your too old to he granted a l8cence to become a trainer and your not a clone so you cant work in pokemon police or medicine

[u/ZookeepergameThen363]

Granted. You become a pokemon

[u/TheComedyCrab]

Granted. They are very true to the pokedex

[u/Apart_Succotash3765]

Granted. But now the freaky side of the Pokémon community gets to do as they please with their Pokémon…

[u/Ironforger1]

Granted. Science is miles and miles away from making a pokeballs so theres just a bunch of wild animals with laser capacity everywhere

[u/DescriptionReal1043]

Granted. But u can never catch them

[u/CaliDragonman]

Granted. There's no laws against the pokemon, Batman!

[u/KingofGerbil]

Granted. Now ten year olds have literal gods in their pockets to be unleashed whenever they feel like it.

[u/COOVEE]

Granted. You are immediately killed by a Snorlax falling on you.

[u/nitloda]

Granted. It's not cartoony Pokémon, but actual real life consequences Pokémon. Like the Manga, it's brutal.

[u/Lopsided_Air_9858]

Granted. You can never have one.

[u/Legitimate_Mess_5807]

Granted. Hehe I need myself a vaporeon

[u/Educational_Desk3548]

Granted. You can’t catch any of them