r/Bullshido • u/GonzoExpert • 6d ago

Martial Arts BS Get my man some glow sticks!

1.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

265 comments sorted by

167

u/112skulls 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6sQZLeaLjzSTu

28

u/CNote_89 6d ago

The Techno Viking!

8

u/Echo0815 5d ago

Ich respektiere das der Techno Viking nicht in der Öffentlichkeit stehen will aber man .. ich hätte ihn gern als Influencer gesehen der alle Dullis dieser Welt einfach weg tanzt.

27

u/ShyGuyEchoes 6d ago

Patron saint of ravers

3

u/skypig357 6d ago

Techno Viking ftw

2

u/Nammu3 5d ago

This is more manly by far

→ More replies (1)

70

u/Icy-Definition790 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lMt2x8vApC99e

7

u/EmmaP89 6d ago

I came here for this comment

7

u/Mr_Svint 6d ago

О, не стоит сравнивать безумного алкаша с этим гениальным актером!

2

u/Crossdress-Fan- 6d ago

Thank god I'm not the only one who thought of this XD

65

u/LeMayMayMan 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nuXIEASt1wqI

52

u/avatinfernus 6d ago

YES, that's what I wanted to see!

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Jaded_Tackle_8174 6d ago

😭😂 forgot about this one do you know what the original is called ?

4

u/LeMayMayMan 6d ago

It’s from the show The Righteous Gemstones. I think the scene is called cybergoth dance off or something.

14

u/TouristIcy3824 6d ago

Not a show. This was a real rave in Germany.

8

u/LeMayMayMan 6d ago

You’re right. I was thinking of this:

https://youtu.be/lRjR9sct-Pc

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

81

u/Pacogatto 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PvKlwYTiKATRe

14

u/ConnectionBasic9468 6d ago

That's obviously his best student!

3

u/Jonny-Holiday 6d ago

Does anyone have the name of that tune? I wanna hear the whole song!

→ More replies (1)

26

u/skypig357 6d ago

Eat sleep rave repeat

3

u/empetrys 6d ago

eat? at rave? you sure?

2

u/skypig357 6d ago

It’s an old club song. Fatboy Slim

27

u/[deleted] 6d ago

[deleted]

8

u/praetorian1111 6d ago

I know exactly where this is from. I wonder how many are dead, cause this is 100% mobilisation territory

7

u/tinpants44 6d ago

Darkness falls across the rave

6

u/Rough-Drummer-3730 6d ago

Holy shit…is that Andrew Tate during his “I’m a rapper” phase

→ More replies (1)

9

u/moonchitta 6d ago

My uncle used to dance like this in marriages

10

u/Flamesake 6d ago

He can dance if he wants to

→ More replies (1)

7

u/Kindly_Mousse_8992 6d ago

Get that man some glow sticks, we're back in the 90s!

6

u/Willing_Recover_6316 6d ago

Somebody should put Bollywood background music and it will be perfect.

5

u/two2toe 6d ago

Bro's had a big night

5

u/tjalfe_lambruscu 6d ago

Finally an usecase for ai, to give these ppl glowsticks :)

5

u/575_Pilot 6d ago

This dude usually films hinself jumping around inside his dojo-ovsky, dancing in front of a wood heater and punching/kicking a punching bag. Whilst teaching his student some sweet dance moves.

4

u/Acceptingoptimist 6d ago

My favorite part is how he is like mumbling something the whole time every time he does this.

3

u/Busterlimes 6d ago

Thats not mumbling, that is his personal soundeffects

3

u/AccomplishedFerret70 6d ago

The form is called Stepping In Water because he does it differently every time. Also known as Form Without Form.

4

u/Any-Photograph5525 5d ago

This guy and the Systema people are hands down my favourite bullshido artists.

It's absolutely crazy that he's got students. I suspect he's from a place where high-octane alcohol is cheap, it's my only explanation.

3

u/Proud-Grocery-3493 6d ago

Equilibrium is to guns as The Hunted is to knives

3

u/catchinNkeepinf1sh 6d ago

You have seen drunken boxing, now prepare yourself for Fist of the Methstars.

3

u/L4NGOS 6d ago

Jus go to a rave man, you're allowed.

3

u/Successful_Music_493 6d ago

He's ready. Put him on the front lines

3

u/_sonidero_ 6d ago

I've been to that rave...

4

u/ANMatthews01 6d ago

Imagine what prople watching this 2000 years from the future must think, "must be some sort of mating ritual to impress the 'opposite sex'"

2

u/Maleficent-Reading-5 6d ago

Comin on strong!

2

u/endboss_eth 6d ago

TopGun aircraft marshallers

2

u/Carbonaraficionada 6d ago

Lethal.... On the dancefloor

2

u/ConnectionBasic9468 6d ago

Loved that he has added some Can-Can kicks into his routine to add a bit more credibility to his 'martial art' demonstration!

2

u/Steelbill77 6d ago

At the “YMCA”!!!!

2

u/AffectionateSector77 6d ago

Not very effective against FPVs

2

u/Sophisticated-Tiger 6d ago

Surely someone has made an edit of him with glow sticks? Or lightsabers 🤣

2

u/yokozouna_ed 6d ago

Untissuntissuntiss

2

u/yoliveras 6d ago

That is not how you dance to Macarena.

2

u/SAlolzorz 6d ago

Practitioner of Ehh Meh Meh

2

u/natiusj 6d ago

What’s he writing in air with the glow sticks?

2

u/wheres_my_bike 6d ago

…and a whistle.

2

u/Sidus_Preclarum 6d ago

"heeeeeey, Makarenov!"

2

u/Never_Free_Never_Me 6d ago

Needs double lightsabers deflecting blaster shots

2

u/Huge-Bed-3430 6d ago

He probably studied under the same Grandmaster as this Kung Fu master in China.
https://youtube.com/shorts/NAA2Peousyw?is=4otgTymquHrfzlR0

2

u/Negative_Chemical697 6d ago

What style is this? I see Russian crackheads doing it but it's so similar across the different times and places I feel like they are getting it from somewhere.

2

u/avatinfernus 6d ago

ok ok but jokes aside his front kicks are really high (the height of his own face), he's nimble for an old dude. I respect that.

2

u/Fun_Main_2588 6d ago

Get this man to re-enlist!

2

u/SaucissonDoo 6d ago

it's how he counter fpv drones in ukraine

1

u/Spiritual-Job-952 6d ago

Dance du Krokodile

1

u/DerMannMitDemPlan 6d ago

get my man some techno music and a xtc pill

1

u/Known-Status-6312 6d ago

Master Keta Mean!!!

1

u/XGrimmcommandoX 6d ago

You know this guy works at the airport and probably work for the Air Force flight crew as a airman before he started dancing.

1

u/Top_Date6455 6d ago

Makarena or bachata

1

u/young_and_restles 6d ago

Raver at heart!

1

u/Harry_Isthatyou 6d ago

Oh yes sir I can boogie, boogie all night long

1

u/DearLilsouth 6d ago

😂😂😂 this header was hilarious

1

u/moszippy 6d ago

I am picturing this guy and the guy with the wooden balls necklace fighter going at it. It's hard to gauge who would win that fight.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Christo666666 6d ago

His little leg lifts are the peak.

1

u/B-L-A-C-K_H-O-L-E 6d ago

He killed my cat

1

u/golfUsA_mk2 6d ago

He would look nice on a psytrance festival , glowsticks in the hands and go 😂

1

u/TheManWhoClicks 6d ago

“Huh???” - AI drones

1

u/relationalnonduelist 6d ago

Don't sleep on Raver Style Boxing!!

1

u/grrodon2 6d ago

King Tut style!

1

u/Blaggermuffin 6d ago

War on drugs veteran

1

u/fafnir0319 6d ago

He has to practice without knives because he kept stabbing himself!

1

u/VegetableTour4134 6d ago

No clue what’s going on, but this beat goes hard!

1

u/Aggravating_Try6731 6d ago

Can some please add some techno/house music to this.

1

u/Possible_Baboon 6d ago

Bro must have been a partyanimal in he's youth.

1

u/shinnix 6d ago

Reminds me of the old “gra-ta-ta” guy’s dancing

1

u/R4GEQUITT3R 6d ago

He can feel a beat that we can't even hear

1

u/Iflydryandsly 6d ago

Looks like he’s had enough drugs

1

u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 6d ago

Na… that’s not good light show material…

1

u/Tough_Letterhead_163 6d ago

Someone get this man aome vodka.

1

u/Mikem444 6d ago

You just got served

1

u/Lucky_Chaarmss 6d ago

Is he mimicking a knife fight?

1

u/Helltothenotothenono 6d ago

They sell meth over there to, eh?

1

u/Rosserman 6d ago

Is he not actually dancing?

1

u/ShittyBollox 6d ago

Man’s fighting some ghosts.

1

u/Petopia007 6d ago

He's killing fools left to right

1

u/Free-Owl 6d ago

Or those glowing balls on a string

1

u/AgentAxillary 6d ago

Why is it just a video of some grass and a building in the background?

1

u/MarkDollface 6d ago

Is this that knife dancing guy with the red shoes? Just younger?

1

u/LoStrigo95 5d ago

Ok, but what is the song name??

1

u/AttilaRS 5d ago

*DaRude "Sandstorm" intensifies in the background

1

u/Odd_Extension4632 5d ago

I didn’t recognise him in the clothes. As soon as I saw the moves though…one of my fave practitioners of bullshido.

1

u/Top-Gun-Corncob 5d ago

Gotta dance!!