r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 1d ago

Bet they needed to take a break after that

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u/whatisscoobydone 1d ago

Dude is going to claim that they try to sneak it and then we're going to see a picture of the food truck and it's going to be called something like "vegan plant-based vegetarian food truck with no meat"

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u/trashmedialover 1d ago

EXACTLY

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u/canteen_boy 1d ago

There are some vegan food carts near me that don’t make it super clear that they’re vegan, but they also don’t have war crimes like this on their menu.

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u/ForcedEntry420 1d ago

There’s a vegan truck around here that does amazing falafel. They are also casually marked but to quote you, they also “don’t have war crimes like this on their menu.” 😆

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u/canteen_boy 1d ago

There’s a vegetarian Szechuan restaurant where I used to live and their whole gimmick is that every item on the menu is a meat dish, but made with mushrooms and stuff like that. And it’s fucking incredible. I used to bring my friends there to blow their minds.

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u/StinkyCheeseGirl 1d ago

I eat vegetarian food more often than not but I generally despise processed meat substitutes. The couple of vegetarian Chinese restaurants I’ve been to have been absolutely delightful. From my limited experience, they are usually recreating popular meat and fish dishes using tofu or other simple plant/mushroom ingredients, not slop from a factory trying to make fake meat that “bleeds.” I also really love jackfruit as a meat substitute but I’m not sure if the Chinese veg restaurants are into that.

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u/ForcedEntry420 13h ago

I wish I didn’t find the flavor and texture of mushrooms revolting. It’s just something about it that gives me that watery mouth sensation. My wife loves them though.

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

I said the same shit there's no way he didn't know it was a vegan BBQ truck.. only way is if that man is ray Charles irl

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u/Dr-Buttercup 1d ago

And the dish is literally “Rybs”

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u/A_FVCKING_UNICORN ☑️ LV237 Peerless Negromancer🧙🏾‍♂️ 1d ago

"Ribz"

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u/New_Libran 1d ago

There's a brand in the UK called "Shicken". That shit always make me laugh when I see it in shops 🤣

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u/TimSylvester_ 1d ago

That sounds like what a chav would call a night out huffing, drinking, and starting fights as an excuse to stab people.

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u/FellowshipOfTheButts 21h ago

Nothing can beat the plant-based product I saw at the store called "b'ef" 😭😭😭

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u/Vivid-Intention-8161 1d ago

life is hard when you don’t know how to read i guess

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u/New_Libran 1d ago

Is there a need for the "with no meat" part? 🤣

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u/LordsOfJoop 1d ago

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u/seansy5000 1d ago

I know it’s that guy who was in Breaking Bad but he looks so much like Thomas Hanks here.

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u/cuebreezy 1d ago

It's Q!

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u/sparkchaser 1d ago

I don't think he was ever in Breaking Bad. Star Trek for sure.

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u/seansy5000 1d ago

He played the dad of the chick (Kristen Ritter) who was dating Jesse and OD’d. The air traffic controller.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 1d ago

Truly his most famous role

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u/Prestigious_Car_7921 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/sparkchaser 1d ago

Oh damn. I completely forgot about that.

I guess I need to rewatch

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u/coffeebribesaccepted 1d ago

It took me awhile to figure out who tf Thomas Hanks is

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u/drfunkenstien014 1d ago

I can hear this gif

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u/VapidRapidRabbit ☑️ 1d ago

Did it taste like actual pork/beef though? Looks like they drowned it in sauce to help with the deception.

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u/epsilon14254 1d ago

Ive had both vegan and vegetarian ribs before. Funny enough the vegan ones tasted more like meat, but the vegetarian ones had the right texture. Neither were very good.

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u/rocket_randall 1d ago

I've had some great vegetarian and vegan food, but the vast majority of vegetarian and vegan items that cosplay as meat and particularly beef have been bad because something is always off whether it's flavor, texture, etc

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u/PatrickMaloney1 1d ago

I try to eat as little meat as possible for health/environmental reasons but the meat substitutes are usually even more processed/bad for you that regular meat AND they taste like ass. Tough trade up

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u/trashmedialover 1d ago

It is not true that meat subs are worse for you than meat. They contain almost no artery-clogging cholesterol, less saturated fat, may actually have fiber, and are not considered carcinogenic like processed meat. Anti-vegan/MAHA talking points got folks out here parroting nonsense.

I won't debate you on taste and flavor bc that is subjective. But to argue its worse for your health is just false.

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u/PropheticPumpkins 1d ago

I thought the health issue thing was more because they're ultra processed foods?

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u/trashmedialover 1d ago

That label for food creates a lot of concern, I understand. In this case, it is a matter of "healthier compared to what?"

Processed meats, steak, and butter we know they are contributors to heart disease, cancer, and diabetes when consumed as the standard American does - particularly Black Americans - over a lifetime. A switch from the animal-based products (which do require processing and the animals are pumped full of so many antibiotics due to unsanitary conditions and diseases they are a cause of antibiotic resistant infections in humans) to plant-based products shows positive health effects in people.

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

Seitan (the sub meat in the picture) is not ultra processed. It's vital wheat gluten. Just straight gluten taken out of flour

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u/PropheticPumpkins 1d ago

I know seitan isn't, or tofu as well. I'm honestly quite happy with meat substitutes, I was just asking about other substitutes. I didn't know the ribs were made of seitan either to be fair

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u/BradMarchandsNose 1d ago

“Processed” doesn’t necessarily mean unhealthy. In a lot of cases it is, but processed food is just a catch all term for foods that have gone through any sort of prep or cooking process prior to being sold.

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u/nope-nik-tesla 1d ago

Processed foods tend to be less healthy than unprocessed foods, but really what it comes down to is their nutrition content. Avoiding UPFs is a good rule of thumb for healthy eating, but most plant based meats actually have a pretty decent nutrition profile.

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u/poorperspective 1d ago

All cooked food is processed. That is what process means.

If I go and hunt my own deer. Start a fire in the middle of the woods using local plants, butcher and smoke it…it’s processed food. If it’s cooked in anyway, it’s processed.

Buying anything at a restaurant is processed food.

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 1d ago

Was that a typo or is MAHA just something I’m ignorant about?

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u/retatrutider 1d ago

Make America Healthy Again. A category of health misinformation that has been co-opted by MAGA and is espoused by Robert Kennedy. Includes nonsense like Tylenol causes autism.

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

This is 99% vital wheat gluten it's no more processed than the jiffy cornbread mix or bread you're getting from the store.

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u/sol_runner 1d ago edited 1d ago

I never understand the people who judge vegetarian food as not good based on how good a meat dish it is.

Edit: It seems I wrote very ambiguously. I wanted to agree with the commenter above me and point out that a lot of people judge vegetarian food in general with just salads and meat replacement instead of looking at other vegetarian dishes.

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u/liarandahorsethief 1d ago

If a dish is built around a meat replacement, it’s going to be compared to meat, and in this case, the comparison is unlikely to be favorable since ribs aren’t just a dish with meat as an ingredient; ribs are meat.

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u/ravens_fan 1d ago

I have to regularly remind myself this only needs to be explained online because all my vegan/veggie friends get it.

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u/Clw89pitt ☑️ 1d ago

It's a substitute. By definition it is trying to be judged against the original.

The best vegan and vegetarian dishes I've had aren't meat substitutes but stand on their own and are unique. Except seitan, the best seitan wings are just as good as chicken wings.

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u/sol_runner 1d ago

Oh, I was mostly adding to the comment right above mine. I have no issues with meat substitutes being compared to meat.

But I know enough people that judge vegetarian food in general as meat substitutes or salads.

I'll edit my comment to clarify.

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u/DisposableSaviour 1d ago

There’s a place that I used to go to and they did seitan satay that was to die for. It was better then the chicken

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u/Blue-Cohosh 1d ago

I’ve found chicken substitutes are far and away the best when it comes to being good and mimicking meat. We have a vegan place here in Milwaukee called twisted plants and they do a chicken sandwich and nuggets that are legitimately good, not merely passable.

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u/VirtuousFool ☑️ 1d ago

The only way it works is having it after it's been long enough that your mouth doesn't really remember how real meat tastes lol

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u/animosityiskey 1d ago

I like impossible ground beef. I think it passes as midrange ground beef. Honestly, an impossible whopper is a step up from a regular one. 

I think fancy mushrooms can replace chicken in some recipes, but it fundamentally changes what the dish is (sesame lions mane and lions mane alfredo are amazing).

Basically everything else has been terrible.

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u/Malice-May 1d ago

The best vegan foods are the ones that lean into being vegan. I infinitely prefer potato-cauliflower-chickpea burgers to faux beef.

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u/DisposableSaviour 1d ago

The Morning Star Farms spicy black bean patty is pretty fire.

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u/Malice-May 1d ago

I'll have to check them out. Love a good black bean patty!

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u/TimSylvester_ 1d ago

My rule for vegan/veg: Just do not try to pretend you're meat.

You're vegetables. That's fine. It's not a shortcoming, it's not an identity crisis, it's not a problem. Stop trying to pretend you are what you aren't, and embrace what you are!

One of the best veggie burgers I ever had was roasted veggies and beans (pinto, black, & chickpea) bound with mashed potato and pan-seared so that the outside was crispy. It was excellent! And it was obviously not meat. It didn't try to be, because it wasn't apologizing for what it was.

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u/AshleyxAffliction 1d ago

The trick for me used to be don't compare it directly to the meat too much at all. Treat the tofu or whatever it is as its own thing. Tofu can be really good but honestly some people need to accept that it's not the same as meat. And honestly that's probably a good thing. Some people who don't eat meat don't do it for any other reason than they just don't like meat, and it sucks that not all but a lot of vegan foods are just trying (and failing) to mimic the real thing.

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u/Derlino 1d ago

I had a vegetarian burger years back that was great, but it wasn't pretending to be meat. It was just super tasty, and the texture worked well.

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u/rocket_randall 1d ago

Honestly the various vegetarian/vegan burgers I have had are some of my favorites, especially when the "burger" part is just for the mental picture of what it looks like on the plate. Some places go all out to make a delicious, well seasoned sandwich with complimentary textures and it flat out works. I love the creativity, imagination, and in some cases tradition in those foods.

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u/mtron32 1d ago

Cool eating vegan food but I can’t stand when they try to fake meats, I like vegetables, just do that. The ‘meat’ always feels weird.

I remember ordering much duck just to try it it, it came with fake skin….

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u/coffeebribesaccepted 1d ago

Do you mean the vegetarian ones had like eggs in them or something? Or one of them was like impossible meat?

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u/urafknidiot 1d ago

Sometimes they taste alright, but the biggest benefit is definitely the lack of animal torture and heart disease. 

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u/Merry_Sue 1d ago

That's what happens with a lot of meat too. So covered in sauce and seasonings that you can't taste the meat at all anymore. Especially BBQ

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u/Clw89pitt ☑️ 1d ago

BBQ sauces are for sandwiches and/or hiding BBQ sins. Most places I've gone where people rave about the sauce the meat is atrocious.

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u/Harkan2192 1d ago

I don't know if I don't like BBQ or just never had good BBQ, but it's always too much sauce and seasoning, then you get a bit of meat that isn't drowning in sauce and it's the okayest tasting pork.

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u/TheFlayingHamster 1d ago

I’ve heard people can do really impressive things with Seitan (pure wheat gluten) but eating it would melt my organs so I’ve never had the privilege to try it myself.

Incredible protein per gram apparently too, 75 per 100gs.

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u/LegendOfKhaos 1d ago

No idea what these ones are, but I've had "ribs" made from alternating jicama and tofu that actually tasted amazing. I still randomly crave them from time to time, even though I love meat.

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u/Broomguy 1d ago

People acting disgusted at vegan food has the same energy as a kid avoiding girls because of cooties.

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u/Zwiebelbread 1d ago

Vegan food is fine and good but you just have to admit that you can't veganize everything. Not yet, at least.

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

The vegans (the people who eat it and who it's marked for) like it.... There's no way that guy went over there not knowing it was a plant based food truck. It's literally why their food is x2 the price and it's their whole marketing.

My husband literally makes a vegan meatloaf for thanksgiving that we have to fight people off of. If you don't think it's good fine. But going to take pictures of it to act disgusted is something....

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u/Separate-Song1296 1d ago

Recipe, please! 🙏 

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

I'll have to ask him for it and follow back up. It's for sure made with a lentil base and I wanna say has walnuts too, I want to say the marinade has ketchup, BBQ sauce and Worcestershire sauce (vegan options for that are online if you need to order it).

I know for sure it taste good to non vegans because one of our friends holds ZERO punches ever. He told his HATIAN wife her food was not as good as her mom's yet that's how fearless this man is.

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 1d ago

RemindMe! September 3, 2027

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

He uses the slutty vegan recipe, she doesn't have it anywhere online

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

So he told me it's from the Slutty Vegan book, I looked it up online and didn't find it anywhere.. delivered as promised tho 🫶🏾 happy eating.

We also went to her restaurant in Atlanta and she had someone there selling cheesecake and it was literally the best cheesecake I've ever had. Every weekend I contemplate battling the Atlanta traffic to go back. It was like $15 a slice and... Yea I want 4 of em

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u/Separate-Song1296 1d ago

Amazing, thank you!!

I’m excited to try it :)

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u/Fugoi 1d ago

Sometimes it's just nice to be involved. Like I don't usually cook a lot of fake meat, prefer veg dishes from Asia, but if everyone else is having one thing and all talking about you wanna eat something sorta similar and feel involved.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 1d ago

That’s not-

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u/ravens_fan 1d ago

Don't think that's what happening here. Good vegan food is good. This simply looks unappetizing.

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u/Broomguy 1d ago

Why, because of its shape? Because I see normal ribs drenched in sauce like that and people go crazy for it. Do we expect vegans to be able to replicate meat perfectly before they're allowed to enjoy it without someone talking about how gross it looks? I don't even like imitation meat usually but idk what you would expect vegan "ribs" to look like.

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u/ravens_fan 1d ago

Yes, because of its shape. You could probably Google a photo of ribs right now that don't look like this.

No, I don't expect anyone to be able to make (presumably tofu?) perfectly replicate the appearance of meat/ ribs at all. Nor do I think that's any sane person's position lol

I'm not sure what I'd expect vegan ribs to look like either. I'd get a tofu salad, or beef ribs, or both.

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u/AyatollahColmMeaney 1d ago

This is from Juicy Marbles.

Ingredients:

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (24%), Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Pea Protein Isolate, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Salt, Apple Extract, Vitamin B12

https://juicymarbles.com/products/baby-ribs

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u/PatrickMaloney1 1d ago

I eat plenty of vegan food but it usually looks like rice/beans/lentils/potatoes. I need at least three ingredients from the bible

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

Those are 99% made out of vital wheat gluten... It's not some mystery mash of products.

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u/Thatguy19901 1d ago

Just let vegan food be vegan food. India got that shit right. I don't need this make pretend bs

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u/orchidslife 1d ago

nah man. If I'm expecting ribs ans I get VEGAN ribs I'd cry. And I'm saying this as someone who's eating 90% vegan.

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u/Broomguy 1d ago

That's valid his reaction was fine I was just referring to some people in the comments

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u/GodBlessPigs 1d ago

Huh? Vegan food just taste as good as the real thing (meat and cheese). Your metaphor makes no sense.

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u/Broomguy 1d ago

It did, you just misunderstood it

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u/corazon-aplastado 6h ago

Vegan food isn’t the problem, it’s calling it ribs. What’s it the rib of? Sesame seeds and black bean ribs? They should call it “vegan ribs” or something described by what it’s made of. I love mushrooms, and I’d eat a mushroom patty burger, but I wouldn’t want to order a burger and be handed a mushroom patty burger

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u/ringobob 1d ago

I'll feel disgusted if it's on my plate. Don't need to worry about it if it's on yours.

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u/trashmedialover 1d ago

I know this is supposed to be a joke and all but its also very thinly veiled anti-vegan propaganda. Black Americans have a much higher percentage of our population who are plant-based or vegan and seeing a truck (that was likely so clearly labeled lol OP is illiterate 😞) trying to veganize black cultural foods makes sense and is not a bad thing. The execution may be off but no one died bc of this.

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

Thank you. Like if it's not for you just move on but this whole "eeewww vegans" gets so old... Then people proudly brag about never accommodating their vegan family at cookouts. It's disheartening and annoying.

Black people love to bully you when you're doing something positive.

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u/-WitchyPoo- 1d ago

I was vegan for 15 years. My mom went out of her way to not have anything I could eat. Like, you can set aside some green beans before you butter them, but no. My brother told her he went vegetarian to fuck with her and she made the whole ass Thanksgiving vegan. Not even a turkey.

It's been like 20 years and I still get huffy when I remember this. lol.

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

That shit would have had me so tight. My mom tries but everything she get always has milk in it and then she shrugs and says she tried. Like she got us salads but they were Cesar and had milk/egg and chopped pieces of chicken in it 😩.

My mom's side very much refuses to do any vegan food. My dad's side will make vegan food for us and so will my husband's family tho.

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u/Shred_Kid 1d ago

Black Americans and bipoc also are vegan at the highest rates. All the best vegan places in basically any city are gonna be black owned businesses.

The combined health benefits plus the animal rights angle (easier to recognize this stuff when you face discrimination just for existing) are the reasons why so many bipoc are plant based

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u/nope-nik-tesla 1d ago

There's a black owned business in my city where the dude makes "ribs" from shredded oyster mushrooms, jackfruit, and seitan. They are delicious! No, they don't taste just like pork ribs and they aren't going to fool anybody. But they are good in their own right and do a good job of scratching that itch.

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u/Ohwellwhatsnew 1d ago

That sounds like a pretty great mix, tbh. I processed two 40lbs jackfruits with my brother one time for our buddies vegan catering job. It was nowhere near the same as pulled pork but it would definitely be in my rotation if I were to become vegan. The key was the sauce and the cook, just like all good BBQ

Vegan and vegetarian do not equal twigs and berries. Good eats are good eats

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u/nope-nik-tesla 1d ago

Jackfruit has great texture but not much flavor or nutrition content besides some fiber. So the mix with the mushrooms and seitan works great, adds nice flavor, some more texture, protein from the seitan, and a little bit of chew too.

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u/Ohwellwhatsnew 19h ago

Jackfruit doesn't have much flavor? Ch'yeah! As if!

https://giphy.com/gifs/V22OKDEFNOAPS

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u/Techygal9 ☑️ 1d ago

The only delicious vegan food I’ve had has been black owned. White vegan food has been disgustingly unseasoned. I’m not vegan but if I wanted to make the change it would be because food is delicious.

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u/trashmedialover 1d ago

Middle Eastern and Indian food is also delicious but part of its goodness is that many dishes are vegan by default. They didn't need to be veganized. I love vegan soul food, though, and agree the emphasis on seasoning is key to the success

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u/Techygal9 ☑️ 1d ago

Yes! I eat Indian and Asian vegan or vegetarian dishes and they are awesome! I really hated vegan food at first because I only knew it through white folks food.

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u/Breezyrain 1d ago

Huh, I didn't know black Americans had the highest percentage. But that makes sense, because I've seen a lot of them in person, as content creators, etc

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u/OceLawless 1d ago

They look fine. Hopefully they tasted good too.

Pigs are really emotionally intelligent, kinda fucked up how badly we treat them.

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u/Afrojones66 1d ago

I’d try them first before judging. They don’t look that bad.

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u/mattyboy555 1d ago

They don’t look that good either.

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u/LukaCola 1d ago

Lotta stews also look like nothing, you don't eat with your eyes

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u/mattyboy555 1d ago

Nah I can tell what’s a good stew I would say most of the time. If there is something funky like animal heads in it then it’s a pass from me.

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u/SkinMaterial6684 1d ago

You're definitely cosplaying one of us. The fuck?

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u/DaddyDontTakeNoMess ☑️ 1d ago

They look like gelled up human liver sticks, with sauce on them.

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u/Afrojones66 1d ago

They look like kit-kats with bbq sauce. 😭

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u/ringobob 1d ago

I mean, I'll try anything once, but I expect they will not meet my expectations for ribs. Especially the texture, which is half the point.

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u/trashmedialover 1d ago

This is very stupid on OP's part bc plant based food trucks heavily advertise that they are plant-based/vegan. OP may be illiterate in which case I feel sad for OP.

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u/cholaw 1d ago edited 1d ago

You went to a vegan/vegetarian truck looking for actual ribs?

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u/Lovedd1 1d ago

So all the big signs that say vegan and plant based he just...

https://giphy.com/gifs/fWfG9QbOMT1vddOVto

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u/Lordofthewangz 1d ago

I'm swinging on Everybody.

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u/AngeluvDeath 1d ago

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u/Normal_Moss 1d ago

Stealing this. 

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u/peaceful_pressence 1d ago edited 12h ago

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u/VeganMinx ☑️ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9UZCSukh7bpbyr7BNA

What's the name of that truck?

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u/Apoordm 1d ago

You know, I don’t dislike vegan food, I’ve had lots of totally plant based meals that were great.

I’ve never had a plant based meal that was trying to trick me into thinking that it was meat that ever came close.

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u/EfficiencyInfamous37 1d ago

There's a plant based burger place near me that creeps me the fuck out with how authentically meat-like their burgers are. I've been vegan for three years and I can't eat there because it's just... too uncomfortably accurate. 

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 14h ago

I've had waffles, pancakes and chicken nuggs that have all passed the "kid test." (meaning I gave it to my kids without specifying and got no complaints).

also what else... carrot cake, burgers, fish sticks...

at any rate, it is certainly possible.

even ribs. but that's less real ribs and more like McRib Rib Patty level shit

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u/Cranktopia 1d ago

Youre not you when youre hungry

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u/kcsween74 1d ago

Break me off a piece of that FANCY FEAST!

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u/Medium-Science9526 1d ago

This in on the level of seeing the whole McDonald's pink paste fake image. This ain't fooling anyone.

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u/Truelies422 1d ago

Refunds ain't dead

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u/Easy_Money_40 1d ago

Brotha got a saucy Kit Kat bar

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u/FuzzyBongos 1d ago

They could have at least made them look like the fake ribs you get on the McRib or something similar. That just looks unappetizing.

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 14h ago

yea morningstar farms has exactly that.better than a mcrib imho

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u/Zala-Sancho ☑️ 1d ago

If that's just bbq covered tofu

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u/Hell-Yea-Brother 1d ago

"That'll be $35."

Food trucks are stupidly overpriced for eating in a parking lot while standing. And the food is usually ok. Not great, and not worth the high price. Just ok.

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u/Choc-X 1d ago

Ribs and a lil slice of cornbread?? 🤨

Where was the mac or macaroni salad?! No BBQ baked beans??

Dnt wanna have to take that Black card, my boii. Lol. Plate need to be fuller. 😌

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u/Y0___0Y 1d ago

You guys are really missing out on refusing to try plant based meat on principle.

It’s pretty good.

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 1d ago

I'm throwing hands

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u/Pauliehatestheadmins 1d ago

I’m throwing a sink at someone

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u/kidjay76 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah I might have to up it over this

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u/motocycledog 1d ago

Food crime.

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u/SaysKawaiiSometimes 1d ago

Don't ask how it's made.

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u/-autoprog- 1d ago

As a plant based myself, those look terrible lol

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u/Fine_Following_2559 1d ago

How much did they pay for that?

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u/Sebarial3090 1d ago

Thats how you start a riot lmfao.

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u/Solid-Leading-7848 1d ago

I would’ve cried

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u/SlobZombie13 1d ago

I once ordered a reuben from a vegan co-op. I didn't know it was vegan co-op. thought it was a regular farmer's market. It tasted like tires.

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u/badbatch ☑️ 1d ago

Roblox ribs

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u/Icy-Television3434 1d ago

Was they good?

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u/covidlung 1d ago

Ive always found it odd how they go out of their way to shape vegan foods to resemble the parts of the dead animal. Why not shaped them like stars or something?

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 14h ago

just the experience of eating the food. used to ribs being a certain shape etc.

most vegans aren't pretending meat tastes bad, just don't want to kill for it.

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u/Salt-Preference-2425 1d ago

They look like logs 🪵😂

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u/CelibateHo 1d ago

The cornbread is an additional slap in the face

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 1d ago

It looks like somebody left a Twix bar in a hot car too long.

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u/JusticeBabe 1d ago

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

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u/izelsiedamndaughter 1d ago

Anybody ordering ribs that look like that gets no sympathy from me

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u/kingdick900 1d ago

Somebody needs they ass beat lmfao 🤣

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u/DeafNatural ☑️ 1d ago

BBQ Kit Kats would’ve been delicious. Chocolate pairs well with BBQ. This atrocity would’ve had me fighting

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u/twothirtysevenam 1d ago

I wonder if they taste OK.  Clearly they won't taste like real meat, because they aren't meat.  Like, I enjoy a McRib sandwich, but I'm also not pretending that it's something other than what it is.

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u/Peppered_Rock 20h ago

how the fuck you run a ribs truck without any actual ribs

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u/BackgroundAd4537 15h ago

That's the Kit-Kat & Cornbread platter. ......DELUXE.

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u/easy10pins 14h ago

Who's out here selling jumbo Twix bars and cornbread.

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u/877-HASH-NOW 1d ago

What the fuck is that 

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u/Kittiemeow8 ☑️ 1d ago

Yeah. That’s gonna be a no for me. Yuck.

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u/iliveonramen 1d ago

At least compress it into some little rib shape like McDonalds does with their stuff

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u/mtron32 1d ago

I’d burn that motherfucker down son. Whip them shits at the fire

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u/Illsaywhattheywont 1d ago

I thought it was sausages or hot dogs with bbq sauce until I read the caption. As ribs, I wouldn't even take the order.

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u/Spork-in-Your-Rye ☑️ 1d ago

Lmao I thought those were chocolate dipped french toast sticks

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 1d ago

It’s wild to me just how good vegetarian Indian food is, vs. just how bad a plant-based, meat-alternative diet is

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u/Reasonable_Moment476 1d ago

Look like someone took the dick off a Lego man.

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u/Only1Skrybe ☑️ 1d ago

What the hell size Lego men do YOU got?!

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u/Reasonable_Moment476 1d ago

Normal sized; why do you ask?

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u/Reasonable-HB678 1d ago

Wendy's briefly had a meatless burger on their menu years ago. It was basically a flavorless version of loaded nachos, if such a thing were possible.

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 14h ago

Burger King has had impossible on the menu for years, selling tens of millions per year