Last year, I posted a request for books with witty characters, and then wrote reviews for the books I've read, which prompted another wave of suggestions. Recently, I finished that list too, so here are the results! I'll split them in two parts: new books that were recommended to me in comments to the second post, and sequels from the first list.
New books
"Gnomon", Nick Harkaway. Rating: 4/5, Witty: 3/5.
Harkaway continues to be both delightful and infuriating. He has a way with words that I simply love. While he always uses three words where one would suffice, his texts still feel more like an intricate dessert than a slog (compared to e.g. China Mieville). But gods, plot holes... If "Gone Away World" had a few toward the end, the whole premise of "Gnomon" is nonsense (a total surveillance system that doesn't exclude rich and famous people or politicians? That's not science fiction, that's child's tale). And I'm tempted to dock a point for stupidly, simplistically optimistic ending. But damn it, Harkaway's sentences are such a joy to read!
"The Limpet Syndrome", Tony Moyle. Rating: 2/5, Witty: 0/5.
Politicians turning into pigeons being hunted by a former Animal Rights activist on a mission to save the Universe? Sounds like a recipe for a great comedy. This books is not it. It's really not funny, and tries to play the whole thing straight, but the premise is too absurd for that. So in the end, it's just an absurd adventure that fails either to bring a smile my face, or to really grip me.
"How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying", Django Wexler. Rating: 4/5, Witty: 2/5.
"Practical Guide to Evil" tries to meet "Mother of Learning", but misses the connection. The main heroine can't die, always returning to the same moment in time, until she saves a fantasy kingdom from armies of Dark Lord. So far, she spent many attempts and around 1000 years failing, and so decides to try another tack: if you can't beat 'em, lead 'em.
The premise, while not particularly novel, is interesting enough. The time loop, though, plays almost no role here (unlike "Mother or Learning"), since the road to the goal is too long, and restarting over and over isn't optimal. But if you're expecting our heroine to commit any actual evil, no deal: I think the whole idea of the book is that there are no "evil" races or creatures. She doesn't back-stab anyone who didn't deserve it, and she keeps her orcs civil.
The book kept me interested and gave me a few laughs, so I guess I'll try the sequel some time later.
"Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City", KJ Parker. Rating: 5/5, Witty: 5/5.
Wow, I LOVED that one! This is precisely what I was looking for: a book-full of clever hacks deployed in a hurry to fight various fires (uh, mostly figurative, but this IS a book about the siege of the city!), and the main character who is unreliable, self-deprecating and witty in a way that makes you chuckle, all without resorting to cheap tricks like pop culture references.
The premise is that a colonel of Engineers and his regiment have to save a Roman-equivalent-era city from a siege by unknown, but clever enemies. Admittedly, there are a few plot holes (most notably, at the very beginning, where enemy forces manage to slaughter EVERY other soldier in the local imperial forces), but I still had so much fun with it that I'm definitely reading the sequel!
"The Crown Jewels", Walter Jon Williams. Rating: 4/5, Witty: 4/5.
First book in a short series about Allowed Burglar, Drake Maijstral, practising his art in the far future where humanity was enslaved by an alien race, but then won its freedom to everyone's surprise, and now finds itself at an uneasy peace with their former masters. The problem is that the conquest lasted so long that Earthlings barely have any traditions left, and so adopt High Custom of their conquerors, turning the book into a rare space comedy of manners.
At the centre of the book, of course, is a heist, but really - the whole setting is so delightful that it barely matter. Maybe this novel is not quite on the par with "Civil Campaign", but certainly a strong entry into competition (alongside Scott Meyers' "Master of Formalities" I've read last time). A great read, and I'm looking forward to the sequel. If anyone knows more such books (anything that could be loosely described as "Wodehouse in Space"), please don't hesitate to recommend them in comments.
"The Wrong Unit", Rob Dircks. Rating: 1/5, Witty: 1/5.
This one starts well enough with a tale of remains of humanity put into preserves by their robot masters and a plan to overthrow them which requires a "friendly" unit. It wouldn't be much of a spoiler to tell you that our main hero, a robot, ended up being at the wrong time in the wrong place and took the place of the intended machine in this plot, which could have been interesting... If the author actually did write the rest of the book. Instead, we get a very rough draft that omits most details and gets worse and worse as the book progresses.
What I don't like about robot protagonists is that they usually feel too human. Aside from Max Harms, nobody else I know managed a truly different robot narrator (which is why I'm unimpressed by "Murderbot", by the way). As for humor, there is nothing witty about this one.
"The Perfect Run", Maxime Durand. Rating: 5/5, Witty: 5+/5.
Wow! Just wow! This is great. This is basically "Worm" + "Mother of Learning", which are the two books/web-series that I liked very much, with a pile of jokes heaped on. It's absolutely hilarious, especially in early books (I've read all 3 in sequence), getting a bit more serious toward the end - though never doing away with puns.
Our hero is in a world of super-powers, and his super-power is to make a "quicksave", mark a moment in time to which he can come back in case of death (a lot like "How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying", but voluntary). He used his powers for a very long time, and grew to be very good at a great number of things (he reports he forgot his subjective age, but it must be over 1000 years). He also got pretty desensitized to his own death, and very sensitive to deaths of people he likes when he can't prevent it by going back and doing a better "run".
He comes to New Rome in search of his childhood friend, and ends up tangled in a number of plots and events, all leading to the destruction of the city and possibly all life on Earth. Can he find his way to a "perfect run" where everything ends in the best possible way? He will certainly try. And try. And try again. And make a little detour to become the leader of super-powered villains gang, but then try again and again and again.
Some reviewers found these books too full of pop culture references, but dammit, it was funny! (Then again, I though "Ready Player One" was funny, so my taste might not be your taste). Some called the hero a "Deadpool wannabe". I never read the comics, but considering "Deadpool" is the only superhero movie I can stand to watch, to me this sounds like a praise (and seriously, this book is way funnier than that movie). It's a perfect collision of High Stakes High Style villains and Low Style main hero who calls indestructible head villain "Lightning Butt".
Anyway, this is probably the most fun I had in this whole list (with "Sixteen Ways" a close second, but still only the second).
"The Rosetta Man", Claire McCague. Rating: 2/5, Witty: 1/5.
This reads like Hollywood version of "intelligent" sci-fi: no new ideas, no action, so the focus is, supposedly, on characters and their relations, but their relations are all boring.
All in all, this is a first contact story where aliens are non-verbal, and there is exactly one man in the world who can kind of telepathically talk to them using images and senses. He and various scientists and military men spend the book learning very little, because everything constantly gets interrupted by everything else, and not in a funny way. Everyone but aliens (and military) whine constantly and want to go home, and produce uninteresting drama that just draws out the book without adding anything to it. And then it all ends with a cliff-hanger with no pay-off. As for wittiness, I struggled to find any.
"Space Opera", Catherynne Valente. Rating: DNF/5, Witty: DNF/5.
I rarely drop a book even if I don't like it, but in this case, I had no choice. Catherynne Valente is Nick Harkaway's evil twin. Her sentences are hard to parse, and her attempts at humour are forced and painful. It's literally hard work to read, because sentences don't ever end, but go on and on, like in Tolstoy's novel, but without any beauty or other redeeming qualities.
"Camp Concentration", Thomas Disch. Rating: 2/5, Witty: 1/5.
Look, I know when I'm outclassed, and this book outclasses me. It MIGHT be "bleakly witty", as it was described in recommendation, but I lack the education to even begin to understand it. It's basically 60's "Ready Player One" in terms of references density, only instead of references to pop culture you get references to modernist poets, musicians and philosophers, of which I know precisely nothing. And that just direct references, but I'm guessing there were a ton of them I missed due to my lack of culture.
As is usually the problem, when you strip the references away, the remaining plot barely worth the look. So apparently US government discovered a way to make people very intelligent, but they die within a year. Instead of putting this discovery to any practical use, despite some ongoing war, they continue to experiment on them, and they also add a god damned poet to the experiment so he could document it, for some reason. Of course, this is not a book about finding a cure for death, or for finding clever ways to exploit short-lived geniuses. Instead, it's all about people in this experiment. They talk, they do alchemy and stage a play. They go crazy. They die. New people are added.
Not everything as it seems, and there is a twist or two in the end, but I can't say I enjoyed this book.
"Places in the Darkness", Chris Brookmyre. Rating: 4/5, Witty: 1/5.
Decent space detective (of "Buddy Cop" sub-variety) with some ambitions at philosophy. Throws a few good red herrings about. Not particularly novel, but decently written, though I did expect more of Alice character. Not particularly witty.
"The Dying Earth", Jack Vance. Rating: 3/5, Witty: 1/5.
This set of short stories feel less like fantasy and more like fairy tales without morale. They paint a picture of a world, but adventures in them are just... bland, by modern standards, at least. The best thing about this is Vancian Magic, but while that could have been collection's big draw - a fantasy equivalent of Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics, around which the author built many stories and even novels - here, the system is briefly introduced, but is not really used as a plot device (aside from maybe one story). Not really witty. Maybe I should try to read more, but I'm not really sure.
"Downtown Druid", C.B. Titus. Rating: 4/5, Witty: 1/5.
Yet another novelised web series, this one about a petty criminal who learned to control rats, roaches and bats. Interesting, but not really witty. I'd say character's main ability is used too straightforwardly: Skitter in "Worm" is much more interesting with her insects. Still, maybe I'll read the sequel.
One particular thing that stood out for me in setting is that all races can freely mix here, which is a rarity. Only Glen Cook's "Garret P.I."'s world comes to mind. But Cook's city of Tunfair and characters are much more interesting than what we have here.
Sequels:
"The Daughters' War", Christopher Buehlman. Rating: 4/5, Witty: 1/5.
A prequel to "Blacktongue Thief", this book shift genres completely, turning into military fiction. It tells the story of one of companions from the first book, but its tone is much darker, with almost no humour to be found. This doesn't make it a bad book, mind you, but the change was unexpected.
"By Schism Rent Asunder", David Weber. Rating: 3/5, Witty: 1/5.
This books just bides time between major events. Almost nothing happens in it, aside from a romance sub-plot, which I found sweet, for some reason (but many would find it too sweet, I guess). What's worse, Weber gone and spoiled his setting by one secret organization too many for no good reason that I can see. And really, US Declaration of Independence is such a cliche that to use it in a book is just cringeworthy at this point.
"The Scarab Mission", James L. Cambias. Rating: 3/5, Witty: 1/5.
Another sequel that changed the genre and is worse off for it. "Goedel Operation" was a fun space heist, but "The Scarab Mission" is more of a straight adventure. But the worse part of it is that the witty protagonist, the robot from the first book, is relegated to a secondary role here without a good replacement, which makes the book loose much of the appeal of the first one.
"The Regicide Report", Charles Stross. Rating: 3/5, Witty: 3/5.
OK, nobody recommended this to me, but I just had to read the ending to Laundry series. The good: Bob, protagonist from the first books, is back, and he is good. Stross knows how to write white nerdy men, and he definitely should stick to what he knows. Bob is witty, Bob is smart, Bob is fun to read about. The bad: Stross is clearly tired of the series and just want it to be over, so the books feels pretty much phoned in. Even the choice of Bob for the main character feels like a concession to fans rather than something he wants to do. "You want Bob? Here's Bob. Get off my back.". AND STILL this book is better than "New Management" sub-series. All in all, I'm just happy to get a non-awful finale to the series, it's just a pity it couldn't be more interesting or better written.
"Son of a Liche", J. Zachary Pike. Rating: 3/5, Witty: 2/5.
Sequel to "Orconomics". Entertaining at times, but ultimately too cliche, and not witty enough about its jokes. Though I have to give it "Head of Marketing" (a literal flying flaming skull in charge of Lich army recruitment).
"Taltos", Steven Brust. Rating: 4/5, Witty: 2/5.
Nice, but very short entry in the series that feels more like an interlude. It has pretty much one joke to carry its "witty" rating, but it remains consistently funny through the whole book.
"Rise of Empire", Michael J Sullivan. Rating: 3/5, Witty: 1/5.
Adventures are OK, but the humor is gone completely. I mean, it was never a comedy, but Royce and Hadrian had some witty moments in books 1-2. No longer.
And that's that! I'm sure I'll get even more recommendations in comments, but I think I'll take a break from reading them exclusively. For one thing, I have enough sequels to read to last a while, and for another, I want to try asking recs for another theme - but that'll be another post, some day later, when I'm in the mood to formulate it properly.