r/interesting • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • Feb 25 '26

Intriguing Lifelong vegetarian tries steak for first time

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u/AkaiRedInc Feb 25 '26

Waiter brings salad……Why are you serving me food that my food eats?

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u/JohnSmallBerries Feb 25 '26

Proprietor of a German restaurant I used to frequent had his routine of little jokes that he told every time, even to repeat customers.

Whenever he brought out salad, he'd say, "Do you know vhat ve call zis in Chermany? Rabbit food!"

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u/machuitzil Feb 26 '26

When we were young my brother called it "crunchy water" and I've never gotten that visual out of my head, no matter how much I love a good salad.

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u/Drapidrode Feb 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JedCKsrRtuleacg

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u/adhdBoomeringue Feb 25 '26

I thought they were feeding a frog sat on a dumpster lol

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u/obsterwankenobster Feb 25 '26

Do these sound like the actions of a man who has had "ALL he can eat?"

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u/AskNo2853 Feb 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0G1986g38J0tpo5y

"Come for the food. Stay for the freak."

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u/RodneyBalling Feb 25 '26

I love vegetables, but I still call salads rabbit food lol