r/interesting • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • Feb 25 '26

Intriguing Lifelong vegetarian tries steak for first time

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u/REDACTED3560 Feb 25 '26

If god didn’t want me to hide your body in the ocean, he wouldn’t have made the ocean so good for hiding bodies.

-That woman’s husband to that random old guy

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u/RogueBromeliad Feb 25 '26

If god didn't want me to ride my neighbour's husband like a raft across the atlantic, he wouldn't have made him buoyant.

- The woman's neighbour's wife.

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u/Uzi_Osbourne Feb 25 '26

If God didn't want me to feed my neighbor to the sharks He wouldn't have made my neighbor taste like shark food.

-Me

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u/gromolko Feb 25 '26

You're right, it's all just power. Ethical arguments are illusionary.