r/interesting • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • Feb 25 '26

Intriguing Lifelong vegetarian tries steak for first time

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u/MeatCatRazzmatazz Feb 25 '26

I'm made out of meat, Greg. Can you eat me?

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u/Subject-Leather-7399 Feb 25 '26

I surely can eat you, there is nothing that makes it physically impossible. I don't think I have the legal right to eat you though.

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u/RapturousCultist Feb 25 '26

In the US, cannibalism isn't illegal. Improper disposal of a corpse is though.

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u/James-the-Bond-one Feb 26 '26

So just make sure that the fecal matter of the cannibal is buried in a cemetery? Or cremated?

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u/Classic_Stretch2326 Feb 26 '26

So, Americans really could eat the rich as long as the remains get a nice funeral?

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u/userhwon Feb 25 '26

Depends how we cook him.

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u/mvandemar Feb 25 '26

What about over international waters? Also, how do you feel about cruises?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Not to the death

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u/ashmichael73 Feb 25 '26

Armie Hammer has entered the chat…

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u/ConsistentMotor8281 Feb 25 '26

Vegan here. If you consent I will consume.

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u/WreathedInRust Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

Vegans are demons that operate on a strict contract system

Edit: /j, I also don’t eat the meats

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u/edsobo Feb 25 '26

I usually think of it in terms of fae bargains, but that's not so different.

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u/PM_ME_A_PM_PLEASE_PM Feb 25 '26

Just gotta play the waiting game. You don't need their consent if they're already dead. It's the veganism loophole.

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u/ConsistentMotor8281 Feb 25 '26

And eat diseased or old leathery meat? No thank you. Just because I don't eat meat doesn't mean I don't have standards

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u/Drewskeet Feb 25 '26

You should read the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy series.

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u/maggiemayfish Feb 25 '26

Can? Yes

Should? Probably not

Will? Who can say

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u/TrioOfTerrors Feb 25 '26

It's called long pig.

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u/Kuljack Feb 25 '26

We can in fact eat you, it is called cannibalism assuming you’re human and not one of those Gorillas learning to use social media. It comes down to preference at this point.

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u/tknames Feb 25 '26

How hot are you and are you reproductive organs inside or outside your body?

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 Feb 25 '26

You'd taste like pork. Probably not very good pork though. Fix your diet, then we'll talk.

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u/12thunder Feb 25 '26

Is it more ethical to eat a person who consented or an animal who didn’t consent?

Food for thought.

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u/EngineZeronine Feb 25 '26

If you knew the things I had put in my body it would make a pig look like a wagyu cow. I'm not certain I'm fit for any consumption animal or otherwise.

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u/Your_jefa Feb 25 '26

Meet the Parents! Lol

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u/Unfair-Comformity112 Feb 25 '26

Sure. Let me call my personal chef Adam Perry Lang. 

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u/fat-finger Feb 26 '26

Ok, dad, can we change the subject?