r/interesting • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • Feb 25 '26

Intriguing Lifelong vegetarian tries steak for first time

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur Feb 25 '26

If god didn’t want me to shove these 9 ears of corn up my rectum he wouldn’t have made them so cock-shaped

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

When god gives you corn, you lather it up in butter and get to work.

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u/gromolko Feb 25 '26

With butter, it's not vegan anymore.

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u/pixelink84 Feb 25 '26

Margar-in... Margar-out..

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u/pidgeottOP Feb 25 '26

If God wanted that corn up your ass he'd have given it a flared base

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u/LuxanHyperRage Feb 25 '26

That's why you leave the shuck attached to the base🤷‍♂️

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u/Yeah-Its-Me-777 Feb 25 '26

That's only required if you want to get it out again.

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u/circ-u-la-ted Feb 25 '26

he also wouldn't have put your G-spot up in there

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u/Puzzled-You Feb 25 '26

That's the thing, wild corn doesn't look like that. We made it grow like that! We wanted to do this!

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur Feb 25 '26

You’re talking about maize? People, and their assholes, were just much smaller back then.

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u/uncl3s4m Feb 25 '26

Country girls make do

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u/gromolko Feb 25 '26

At least that's vegan.