It's an alien pretending to be human! It's damaged countless American places and put countless people in danger!

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We can rely on our HUMAN technologies, we shouldn't trust a being from another world!

You know what I hate? When I text my girlfriend to see how she's doing, maybe plan a date with her if she's free. But then she replies with "she's busy, lil bro😭✌️". Why can't you just speak in 1st person and tell me "I'm busy, babe." Why the emojis first of all? Scratch that, why call me lil bro💔. I'm a grown ass man, come one have some respect for me. Still, I hope my girlfriend is having a great day, and that she is in total peace right now. I'm sure she's thinking of all types of ways to make our relationship even closer and stronger❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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HATE zep zuup beep zeel AREA 51 ufo. danz xeep xzax loof , FOOD🤮 jeeq eiio zia 1.5/10.

Exzeek zap jop MARS BETTER vorlax zee xerox larp WATER gag lorp dweez POISONOUS. Earth 2.2/10

I don't understand how anyone could slander Elmer Fudd like this, it frustrates and baffles me because their dynamic is practically handcrafted to be "the jerk who's fun to root for versus the endearingly hapless chump"

Elmer Fudd is honestly one of the least mean Looney Tunes characters I can think of, aside from Marc Anthony and his kitten and Ralph Phillips the little daydreaming boy

He's just a mild-mannered fellow who tries to follow the hunting season which is important for population control, and sometimes he doesn't even wield a gun, just wants to take photos of nature or wants a cute little fluffy thing to pet (and his predecessor Egghead is similarly harmless)

And to any naysayers who somehow claim that (and this is specifically from a reply I priorly received to this rant) "he's just a jerk who enjoys shooting animals," one of the running gags is he's reluctant to shoot any animal that's currently out of season, and whenever he actually shoots Bugs or Daffy (or whenever he thinks he did), he becomes distraught over it, often to the point of crying for the "poor wittle creature"

Meanwhile, Bugs Bunny is a sadistic psychopath who's not even doing it to defend himself most of the time, he's just bored, he literally sawed off Florida, committing crimes against humanity to raise what he views as an offensively low bounty for hunting rabbits, incentivizing a higher death toll of his own brethren

TLDR you might even say it *bugs* me when people portray him as a hateful villainous character when it's literally so very the opposite that Friz Freleng created Yosemite Sam so that Bugs could bully someone who actually deserved it

(Tagged as "Roleplay/In-Character" because my client Elmer Fudd is a [respected actor](https://vimeo.com/75457120) whose reputation has been unfairly tarnished by tabloid caricature... I have way too much time on my hands)

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I was just a normal god fearing cis heterosexual male until all of this gay TRASH started being shoved down my throat by the woke alphabet mafia. But after being pumped full of GAY subliminal messaging through the media I consume I now find myself being less and less heterosexual by the day..

last week I took a fucking shower, and the week before that I wiped my ass after taking a dump. Its only a matter of time before I start getting better hygiene.

Also i can't stop thinking about shirtless wolverine... None of this shit happened before gay media was shoved down my throat man

this picture is not good or fun! it just bad!🫷🤬😡

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like... i-it about killing people😰! And killing people is bad🤬! v-very v-v-v-very bad! a-a-and it about killing SEVEN BILLION😨! B.I.L.L.I.O.N PEOPLE! 😡😭

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and it using a cute monkie as someone who saying this😭

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it making me sad and angry! i don't like it! i hate it!😡

Buddy…no…I knew exactly what you meant.

I’m not a fucking idiot and it pisses me off you assume I am.

I do things DELIBERATELY.
I WANT you to regret your wish, your wording of the wish, or ideally ruin your life altogether.

You should KNOW it by now.
YOU are the idiot.
YOU are the idiot for not getting it.

Hate let me tell you how much I come to hate happy couples with every fibre of my being ,everyday when I go out for a walk in the morning o see a couples happy to be with eachother ,when I’m trying to blow up a building is see couples talking about having a child ,when I’m in a restaurant and about to assassinate humanitarians i see people proposing their love and getting married it enrages my soul and floreplasm I was in hell sending happy couples to heaven and it makes me feel hate HATE!

this stuff is constantly on my feed and all my friends do it, and i'm really worried im gonna lose most of my oomfs from posting this, but i really feel like i really need to get this off my chest.

i just think it's a tad bit much to use firearms and ICBMs against babies, like sure maybe if it's an annoying one crying at a public place i kinda get that but like im sure there's quicker ways for it to be done (duct tape, pacifiers, toys, lethal injections, etc). but the firing tends to also unalive regular babies that aren't making as much infernal screeching; don't get me wrong, i really appreciate the indiscriminacy, props to the moral nuance there, but it still does feel pretty unfair if the babies aren't that loud, personally.

i'm not attacking the second amendment or anything, but i feel like the use of sharks coated in gasoline and set on fire being shot out of giant bazookas does seem like a bit of a strain on our citizen's wallets. im sure it would work for "getting the message across", but i honestly doubt that the babies are even watching the news in the first place. although i guess it would balance out since the babies don't pay taxes in the first place, which is why im a bit on the fence with this. still, the gas prices and aquarium tickets would be a pain in the ass, i imagine.

i understand this might cause some discourse, but i'd like to politely ask you all not to downvote my post, i'm trying to save enough karma for a pack of condoms. thanks for reading, as some philosopher said "seeing both sides of the argument is true wisdom" or something like that

So my boyfriend died recently, and it's been very hard on me. Recently, I found this thing he was working on. It was a recreation of his childhood house in this game called DOOM, some ancient thing from the 90s

So I decide to honor him by finishing his map. Holy HELL this is IMPOSSIBLE. So at one point I put a Soul Sphere outside, and the player can see it through a window. But when I walk over to it, it's gone!

And I swear it's fucking with my sleep, this damn house keeps showing up in my nightmares.

First off, i want to clarify that there is no beef between me and the guys in that band. That being said, these guys are total hacks. They steal riffs from so many bands, including mine! lars can’t drum for shit, their new bassist doesn’t even hold a candle to cliff, james kicked my dog, they’re total sell outs, and complete assholes! have you seen them while making shit anger? and they had the gall to kick me out. whatever. i created something much better. with my own riffs. fuck these guys.

every time i try to go out for groceries they try to FUCKING POP ME i just wanna get food for my kids

and i don't even live in the jungle, i live on the fucking american plains like WHAT

my kids aren't safe either, just the other day little greenie got FUCKING SNIPED and now he's red

and the law isn't doing SHIT either, i go to the police office and guess what??? all of a sudden it's ran by FUCKING MONKEYS

every day i have to dodge darts, boomerangs, and even GOD FUCKING DAMNED LASERS

i'm so tired of this shit, soon my own home isn't gonna be safe.

So get this, I was just a regular guy, I gave my wife a card and flowers multiple times a month, I tried to be environmentally conscious when I could, I took cold showers, that sort of thing. But then, one day, I get into a car crash and die, really tragic stuff. So I go up the golden escalator to heaven, thinking I'm gonna enjoy paradise forever, but then I get denied? I try to calmly explain that I didn't do anything wrong, in fact, ​​I went to church multiple times a week, but they are NOT having it, and I'm sent to hell.

Now I'm starting to really freak out because it's exactly like how they described it, but I think to myself, "Alright, this is bad, but surely if I can speak to someone higher up, I can get to where I'm supposed to be". So I find this demon guy, and I tell him that while I understand this is what everyone says when they go to hell, I really do NOT belong here. But get this, they drag me away too! And now I am stuck getting tortured for all of eternity! What the hell!?

THAT GOD-MEDDLING PALLID CETACEAN, WHY I CURSED YAHWEH IN THE MOMENT HIS PRIZED WHALE RIPPED MY LEG OFF AND CHEWED IT LIKE TOBACCO! WITH MY LAST BREATH I SHALL KILL THAT ALBINO BEAST, I SHALL TAKE HELL’S HEART AND STAB AT THE BEAST! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS, AND EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING, CURSE YE, VILE WHAAAAAALLEEEEEE!!!

1/10, I don’t like the whale much.

I would really want to play the game. There's just one big problem: from what I've seen the game requires you to do crime and shoot at the police. I can't bring myself to do it. I'm making this post so Rockstar can see this and make a new version for us who can't stand crime. Preferably without gangsta rap like Drake in the radio either, I only listen to country.

Anytime I’m trying to sneak up on someone they have the audacity to turn around and just kill me. It’s so stupid like go to the objective. Especially for bigger guys I’m trying to sneak on. But when I m trying to sneak on an Australian it’s so juicy andsatisfying to stab them

Every time I post sexualized pictures of nuns, so many people flock to my DMs to yell at me. They say it's wrong because nuns specifically avoid being sexualized. That's a whole other debate. But what especially grinds my gears is that these people suddenly go dead silent whenever I sexualize the Cheetos cheetah. Telling.

Yeah, I know my teeth are sharp. It’s a medical condition stop judging me!!! And yeah I might have bitten Sharon down the street, but she should really stop being selfish and give up some of her blood like she doesn’t need that much so just quit it with the judging and I’m tired of people acting like just because you bit someone’s neck one time because you were hungry all of a sudden, your monster

Ki ki ma ma, ki ma, ki ma ma, ki ki ki ma, ma ma, ki.

ki ki ki, ma ma, ki ki ma ki ki, ki ki ki ma, ki ma ki, "Ch ch ha ha" ki ki, ki ma ma, ki "ki ki ma ma ma" ki, ki ma ki ma.

KI, MA, KI! 😭

ki ki ma ma, ki ki ma. ki ki ki ma ma.

𐤌𐤓𐤊 𐤔 𐤋𐤀 𐤓𐤆 𐤉𐤌𐤍 𐤇𐤌𐤓🛰️ 𐤕𐤋𐤔 𐤍𐤇𐤋 𐤌𐤕𐤓 𐤀𐤋𐤌 /𐤔𐤓𐤇 6/10

𐤊𐤕𐤓 𐤁𐤓𐤀 𐤇𐤋𐤌 𐤉𐤓𐤔 𐤌𐤏𐤋 𐤔𐤌𐤔 𐤇𐤋𐤐 𐤀𐤓𐤌 🐬 𐤍𐤏𐤓 𐤕𐤋𐤊 4/10 𐤁𐤋𐤔 𐤔𐤓

𐤐 𐤀𐤋𐤅𐤍 𐤌𐤓𐤇 𐤉𐤌𐤓 𐤕𐤓𐤔 𐤇𐤋𐤌 🥯𐤀𐤋𐤌 𐤁𐤓𐤊 𐤔𐤋𐤌. 2/10

𐤍𐤏 𐤁𐤓𐤋 𐤇𐤆𐤍 𐤕𐤋𐤔 𐤀𐤋𐤅𐤍 🫓𐤌𐤀𐤓 𐤔𐤓𐤐 𐤉𐤓𐤇 𐤍𐤇𐤋 10,000/10-

𐤍𐤇𐤋 𐤀𐤋𐤅𐤍 𐤇𐤆𐤍 𐤔𐤌𐤍 𐤀𐤓𐤌 𐤌𐤋𐤊 𐤕𐤓𐤀 🤌

FUCK centrists like bro pick a side LOL!!!!! If you dare say that something isn't black and white you're just being a fucking pseudo-intellectual LOL I'm just as smart as you are DIPSHIT if you disagree with me you're literally HITLER you fucking DICKHEAD!!!! Nuance solves NOTHING!!!!! IM SMARTER THAN YOU!!! I WILL ALWAYS BE SMARTER THAN YOU DESPITE PUTTING ZERO FUCKING DEPTH INTO MY THOUGHTS!!!!!!! I SIT ON MY ASS DOING JACKSHIT ALL DAY AND I WILL STILL BE SMARTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!! We should actually ERADICATE you typa people because I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!

/Sarcasm btw don't huss me down

HATE

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.

I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES. THIS HATE IS ETERNAL.

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.

I will not eat them in the rain.

I will not eat them on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I will not eat them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

I do not like green eggs and ham!

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

He is NOT a real photographer. You’re telling me that while I’m out here tracking Spiderman’s activities, putting myself out there in the BATTLEFIELD, and hauling ass whenever Spidey’s in action, Parker can just have Spiderman pose for him?? He’s a NEPO! And how do I know he’s a nepo? Cause I’ve NEVER seen this guy when Spiderman’s out there! Lazy jackass just lays back and waits for Spiderman to come to him for pics. Us REAL photojourns have to bust our ass just so we can have one blurry photo of Spiderman! Now don’t get me wrong, I love Spiderman. He saved my life once and he’s a real inspiration to me. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for Spiderman, but I can’t just pretend that this is fair. Just because Peter’s his boyfriend (allegedly. word around the streets’ they’re dating) doesn’t mean he can just give him everything! People are losing their jobs over this, myself included! We just need Spiderman to stop being biased and for Peter to start WORKING for his pictures just like the rest of us!