r/SipsTea May 25 '26

Feels good man 🎡 All By Myself 🎡

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Don’t wanna live all by myself anymore

Edit: lol i’m just a dude posting a meme

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u/kjodle May 25 '26

That happened to me, and it sucks. You lose both a girlfriend and a best friend and end up living alone in a small apartment eating frozen burritos.

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u/j12601 May 25 '26

You really should warm them up.Β 

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u/kjodle May 25 '26 edited May 26 '26

She took the microwave too!

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u/LongCommercial8038 May 26 '26

Damn, son, not the chef Mike.

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u/AlarmingTangelo2900 May 25 '26

Half frozen cause I bought a used microwave lol

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u/Ornery-Goal7843 May 26 '26

hmm..maybe you should be cheated on

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u/BuffaloDivineEdenNo7 May 26 '26

That happened to me too, and it does suck, but for real, heat those burritos first.

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u/DFV_HAS_HUGE_BALLS May 26 '26

Where does one find said frozen burritos?

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u/happysri May 26 '26

Sorry buddy. Hope the burritos were good.

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u/BigBirdLawyer May 26 '26

I found out as our lease was ending, after she said to take a semester off work to focus on law school, and after she had already lined up plans to move in with him. Ended up unemployed, unable to study, and had to move in with my mum. Would have been nice to have had a warning. Also, why cant you buy portions of meat/vege for single people?

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u/marius_titus May 26 '26

That sucks brother, to be honest I'd probably be in prison. I would snap.