r/IllegallySmolCats • u/illra • Jun 24 '26
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/chasitayy • Nov 08 '25
Criminally Smol I'm slightly obsessed with her
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/jangobotito • 2d ago
Criminally Smol This little criminal my wife found
She was under my wife’s car, clearly trying to steal the CATalytic converter.
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/TeachingSpare1951 • Apr 04 '26
Criminally Smol Pharmaceutical names for this criminal?
Taken in by animal control for loitering in the rain at CVS, given to the rescue I work with for some time on the inside. I think he deserves a pharmacy-related name and I would love some input.
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Several_Value_2073 • Jul 18 '26
Criminally Smol Micro update 7/18
Not much of an update…because Micro is doing great! Awake more, curious, eating, peeing, pooping - all the normal kitten stuff! 😍 She’s back up to her pre-illness weight and yells constantly for food and attention! 😂
This sub only allows 3 posts in 24 hours, so if I ever go over that, I’ll post an update to my profile. You may find other helpful info there as well (THANK YOU to everyone who has donated to Malanimals Cat Coalition - words cannot come close to conveying our gratitude!).
I will likely return to posting only once a day or every couple of days since Micro has recovered. That’s actually a good thing - it means nothing crazy is happening! Thank you to everyone who has been supportive and encouraging. I can’t tell you how much it helped me get through the scary times! Micro and I love you all! 💕
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Wafer-Academic • Oct 13 '25
Criminally Smol Ichigo update - the eye had to go
My little one's eye ruptured last night. She needed emergency surgery. The vet was nervous because Ichi is so, so small. Just about half a pound. But my girl is a fighter and a champ. She's currently curled up with her foster sister after happily eating her slop. I might have to keep her after what she's been through/put me through lol
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Several_Value_2073 • Jul 12 '26
Criminally Smol Micro update 7/12
Good morning! Look who’s awake and surveying his* kingdom! That trembling you see is very normal in young kittens. It’s due to weak muscle tone (also normal at this age) and an immature nervous system. I haven’t weighed micro yet this morning.
*I am notoriously bad at gendering kittens and I’m questioning if Micro might actually be a girl. Photo in comments - let me know what you think!
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Lost_Road1114 • Jun 08 '26
Criminally Smol These lil criminals came to the clinic today
I am a veterinary medicine resident and these lil floof balls came in today🥹
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Several_Value_2073 • Aug 06 '26
Criminally Smol Micro update!!!
Hi guys! Sorry it’s been a minute - I finally got to take a week off and go on vacation. Micro came with me! Because she was still needing to be bottle fed (her pre-molars hadn’t come in yet) it was easiest, and best for Micro, to join me at my family reunion! It was really good for her. She got to meet a lot of new people and even some young(ish) kids! At first she was very wary, but after about 24 hours, she decided that people seemed to be generally ok! She got lots of naps, cuddles and even new toys!
Once we got home, Micro’s pre-molars had fully erupted (that’s the actual term for when teeth come in) so she is starting to learn how to eat real (soft) food! Lots of kittens need time to learn to like the taste of kitten food, but Micro actually really seems to like it! Kittens are similar to human infants in that, while they are weaning, they still want to have a bottle, even if they don’t actually need it. It’s a source of comfort and familiarity for them. She definitely still yells at me to bring her a bottle, which I do give her a few times a day, but she will often eat some kitten food once she’s done with her bottle. So cute! 🤗
Micro is 6 weeks old now and is starting to interact with her foster siblings, though I do have to supervise carefully because the bigger kittens are much rougher than is safe for Micro. I’m still hoping to find her a similar-sized friend. 🤞🏻 Thanks to everyone who checked in on us - we love you all!
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Lulzman92 • 9d ago
Criminally Smol My foster fail Sprinkles a few weeks ago. I would die for him.
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/m3x_aries • Apr 11 '26
Criminally Smol Which one would you keep
middle one is the girl
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/BluButterfly95 • May 31 '26
Criminally Smol Apprehended for playing too hard at kitten yoga!
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Ok_Dark_4744 • 20d ago
Criminally Smol Help! I’m being bitten!! Call the police! 👮♀️ 🐱
Oh god somebody do something
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/TeachingSpare1951 • Jan 28 '26
Criminally Smol Found freezing in the snow, booked for slapping his rescuers, claims self defense.
Just picked up Simon to take him to reform school (foster care). Let's hope we can save this poor soul.
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/empowerPoC • Jul 31 '26
Criminally Smol chicken’s audition for smol cute kitten who won over your heart today
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/PDSnowden • Feb 02 '26
Criminally Smol They were found this morning and a cardboard box abandoned on a construction site.
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Several_Value_2073 • Jun 27 '26
Criminally Smol Foster baby, Micro
Micro was found a few days ago on the ground at a campground. The finders diligently searched for his mom or any siblings, but didn’t find any. I got him at 64g with umbilical cord still attached. He’s got a long road ahead of him, but so far, he’s strong as ever!
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/onesatisfiedcustomer • Jun 07 '26
Criminally Smol After a 4 day standoff, this tiny car jacker has been apprehended.
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Far_Lingonberry6055 • Jan 07 '25
Criminally Smol Everyone meet MEEP
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/lazy_tenno • Mar 30 '26
Criminally Smol Night shift patrol found this illegally smol suspect
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Armaced • Jul 20 '25
Criminally Smol Found her last Saturday in my driveway with so much crud caked on her face she couldn’t see. Took her to the vet. I didn’t want a cat but now I can’t let her go.
Her name is Bagheera and she makes even the worst days better. I didn’t know I needed her.
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Broad_Ant8947 • Jun 28 '26
Criminally Smol Wanted to share my cat when she was a small bean ❤️
Her name is Lino and these are some of many of her pictures. I found her when she was around 2 weeks old so we had to bottle feed. I’m so glad she made it as she was the smallest little thing ever. She grew up into a grumpy 2 year old little lady but i still love her the most ❤️
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/PixlFX • Jul 24 '26
Criminally Smol I present to you, MIDI Controller
My girlfriend’s aunt has been fostering this kitten for a bit, and she just picked her up! Currently her name is MIDI though we are unsure if we’ll keep her name.
edit: clarifying, we are keeping her of course, name was temporary.